January 5, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 5, 2011 06:35:46 Posted at January 5, 2011 06:35:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Belated 24th Birthday Steffie in Antwerp with love from your sister Sara. I heard your birthday was a little low key. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. You need to charge up for a big year. I promise it will be a big year. But a little Clive Owen wouldn’t hurt, right? Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com  Full Story

New Year toe, ring

January 4, 2011 14:03:03 Posted at January 4, 2011 14:03:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christina Aguilera has apparently been waving around a new ring. You know, I don’t get ring porn. Or bauble porn of any kind. I guess I’m dumb because of the value discrepancy but a good bag excites me so much more than a diamond. And, frankly, I find some people with their huuuuuuge diamonds a little tacky. Full Story

New Year as Wife & Mother

January 4, 2011 13:33:49 Posted at January 4, 2011 13:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie took her kids to the indoor playground in LA yesterday. Look at those pictures from Sasha’s previous post. Some of them are from 2007. And just three years later, Nicole is, to date, one of the only successful Ebola survivors known to man. Instead of hanging at the club every night, she now spends part of her day at the gym, and the other part at mommy and baby centres. Full Story

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Manslinging, BF breakups, & the cow & the milk

January 4, 2011 13:19:58 Posted at January 4, 2011 13:19:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I'm 25 and single this year for the first time since before I could even legally drink. I'm fairly new to the dating scene, and am not actively looking for yet another serious relationship, but I'm open to meeting new people and casually dating. Full Story

New Year, no tits, no baby girl

January 4, 2011 13:10:31 Posted at January 4, 2011 13:10:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham covers the new issue of British Vogue. It’s a ridiculously Try expression on her face on the cover, sure, but this is about as “stripped down” as it gets for Posh in terms of a magazine spread. Like, she’s wearing a sweater. And our faces aren’t shoved up into her bones to see how skinny she is. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

January 4, 2011 11:58:20 Posted at January 4, 2011 11:58:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s our first LiveBlog of the year! Happy to have you join us. And going into award season, there’s a lot to discuss. 2010 was so turbulent. Remember, my ma the Squawking Chicken totally called it: the Year of the Open Mouth Tiger was full of upheaval, required extra caution. Perhaps then, in 2011, once the New Year (Chinese styles) actually begins in February, we’ll have a calmer go of it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 4, 2011 11:08:39 Posted at January 4, 2011 11:08:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brett Favre is on the sidelines, but his cock never stops working (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow finally mentions Chris Martin. And Country Strong opens on Friday. These are desperate times. (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga is the opposite of Gwyneth Paltrow (Popeater

Tori Spelling tries to help you lose your holiday weight (Hollywood Tuna)

So much amazingness in this photo: is Porny about to eat her man? Or kiss him? (Pop Sugar)

Lucky Drake rang in 2011 with Nicki Minaj’s ass (Just Jared)

Gwen Stefani’s super cute bag (Popoholic)

Cory Monteith back in LA after Christmas and New Year in Vancouver (Celebuzz)

Um, do not click if you can’t afford to be distracted by RYAN GOSLING SINGING LITTLE GIRL SONGS (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s not just unflattering, for Rihanna it’s just so boring (Go Fug Yourself)

New Year with (just) friends?

January 4, 2011 09:41:59 Posted at January 4, 2011 09:41:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In 2010, both Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds ended their marriages. His split, obviously, was much less dramatic than hers. They closed the year together though, in Texas, over dinner at her restaurant surrounded by friends. There are photos. These photos have been embargoed, likely secured by some magazine for an exclusive about their “Hot New Romance!” when publications hit newsstands tomorrow before being released wide by the weekend. Full Story

A Braverman Briefing

January 4, 2011 09:31:31 Posted at January 4, 2011 09:31:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Welcome to 2011! Do you know one of the reasons I know you’re glad to be here? ‘Cause of the memory of your family and what happened over the holidays. What was your flavour? Passive-aggression? Boastful sibling? Crazy-but-somehow-truth-telling grandmother? We all know the deal. Full Story