Seventeen and squinting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 08:34:00 March 2, 2011 08:34:00

Justin Bieber turned 17 yesterday. He celebrated with his officially confirmed older girlfriend Selena Gomez at an Italian restaurant. What kind of world is this? That Justin Bieber’s dinner date with food seems more enjoyable than Ryan Gosling’s with the fish? I’m telling you. Gosling needs to pull his sh-t together and cut out the lame. Full Story

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Friends & Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 07:39:00 March 2, 2011 07:39:00

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hooked up for lunch on Monday in LA. A civilian diner took a photo of them with her iPhone, has likely made a nice little profit, much to Scarlett’s irritation, I’m sure. Scarjo likes to keep her sh-t tight, though I suppose shoving your foot in your friend’s lap at a restaurant isn’t exactly the smartest way of going about it. Full Story

How Gosling dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 06:50:00 March 2, 2011 06:50:00

In case you missed it – I was the first to report yesterday that Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are hooking up. Click here for a refresher. The video of their date has since been pulled off of YouTube. Wonder if there was some cash money involved. Full Story

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The Katniss frontrunner: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 06:08:00 March 2, 2011 06:08:00

Exclusive It is currently the most coveted female role in Hollywood. The Hunger Games is expected to be the next major movie franchise and casting for Katniss has been an obsession for fans and pop culture pundits as we are just about a year away from the film’s theatrical release. They have to start shooting soon. Full Story

March 2, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 05:46:23 March 2, 2011 05:46:23

Sabrina! Hope you’re feeling better after gallbladder surgery. You asked for some Gosling – how did that work out for you yesterday? The trip to the aquarium? There are more pictures on the way today. Coming soon! Feel better! The Assaulted Women’s Helpline Annual Gala takes place in Toronto on April 15. Full Story

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was our last workout together. He came into the gym 15 minutes after I started on the treadmill. He waved. I waved back. Then he put it on CNN right away. The Charlie Sheen interview with Piers Morgan was just starting. He was riveted.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 14:19:00 March 1, 2011 14:19:00

Lainey’s running late to LAX (surprise!). Here’s Tingles Jacek Edition. – Jacek

How entertaining is Charlie Sheen?! Love it. (Dlisted)

My lips look that big from that angle too (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes to sue Star? (Popeater)

Perfect title for Michelle Rodriguez’s dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Winslet is very hot and cold for me. Here she’s hot. (Pop Sugar)

Kasual Kidman (Just Jared)

Dancing with D-Listers (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jessica Szohr pat-down at LAX (Celebuzz)

Portman’s pissed (INO)

Here’s a dress making a stomach double as an ass. Or other parts for that matter (Go Fug Yourself)

Facebook woes & When he doesn't say it back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 13:37:00 March 1, 2011 13:37:00

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, Ugh - I hate myself for writing this to you. I'm 38 and I feel like I just got 'back to the futured' to grade 7. Here's the scenario - when I started on FB a few years ago an ex boyfriend friend requested me and I accepted. Full Story

Sack Up, Lily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 12:05:05 March 1, 2011 12:05:05

Written by Duana Previously on Gossip Girl, we were flying and getting ready for the Oscars and just generally missing the episode, so, I’m sorry about that. I have no doubt, however, that the saucy little minx will catch us up - and that Lily did something nefarious. Full Story

Ryan Gosling & Olivia Wilde: date with fish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 10:45:00 March 1, 2011 10:45:00

Maybe if it’s been a rough one you should skip this post. I might ruin your day. Olivia Wilde though is, um, better than Blake Lively, right? Olivia Wilde is done with her husband. Then she went to the Golden Globes and was photographed all happy and sh-t laughing with Ryan Gosling at a party. Full Story

Renee, Bradley, and Samantha Micelli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 09:55:31 March 1, 2011 09:55:31

Friday night we had a dinner with the team bosses. It was a party of 10. We went to E Baldi – great food but super small restaurant in Beverly Hills. Anyway, there was a table of 4 right behind us along the side wall. Alyssa Milano was facing out. SO beautiful and exactly the same. Like, luminous and ageless and totally untouched. Full Story

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