Zoe & Coop’s group photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 20:21:41 January 27, 2012 20:21:41
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Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are at Sundance to promote The Words. There was a group media and photo session. They were careful not to be too obvious about the fact that they’re dating. Which makes it even more obvious that they’re dating. Like, practically living together as I understand it. I have tried, several times, to care, even a little, about these two as a couple. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 19:47:16 January 27, 2012 19:47:16

Demi Moore - just your average 50 year old 15 year old (Dlisted)

“When you talk to a girl, have the heart to touch her vagina” is a song I really want to happen (The Superficial)

Olivia Wilde gives cleavage for lunch (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling looks REALLY good in Thailand (Pop Sugar)

Jude Law went out last night (Just Jared)

One lie or two: Catherine Zeta-Jones is 42 and having another baby (Cele|bitchy)

Blue Ivy doesn’t need Oprah (Dose.ca)

Hugh Dancy was with Claire Danes at Harvard (Celebuzz)

How come models are never photographed crotch-picking the sand? (Egotastic!)

The hair ruins this for me (Go Fug Yourself)

No thank you. Forever.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 18:20:35 January 27, 2012 18:20:35
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Bauer-Griffin

Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally.But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can we agree on what turns us OFF?Donald TrumpMen Who Wear Ed HardyGerard ButlerRight???Check out Gerard Butler in LA yesterday grossing the sh-t out of you. Full Story

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Super Bowl Ferris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 17:14:19 January 27, 2012 17:14:19
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I used to watch The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off back to back over and over again. I used to want to be Ferris’s girlfriend Sloane. Because her name was Sloane which seemed so awesome and different in 1986 and she was cool as sh-t too. Also, hot. What happened to Mia Sara anyway? Did you forget how cute Matthew Broderick used to be? Did you forget how cute Charlie Sheen used to be? I am so happy they never released a sequel. Full Story

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Gran’s big hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 16:30:51 January 27, 2012 16:30:51
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Nicole Kidman went out for lunch in LA yesterday looking like a lady of leisure on a housewife show. That...is a lot of volume. Nicole’s next release won’t happen until May on HBO for Hemingway & Gellhorn. No doubt, as is often the case when movie stars make tv series, she’ll be nominated for an Emmy and then a Globe next year. Full Story

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Well here’s one solution for the Academy’s old fart voters

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2012 15:45:51 January 27, 2012 15:45:51

And by “old fart” I don’t necessarily mean physically old, but those technology and future-resistant members who fight the nominations of movies like The Dark Knight. There’s a schism in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences that’s gotten progressively worse over the last decade, and a central component—besides realizing that yes, blockbusters can be art, too—has been the debate over when and how to introduce new technology to the Oscar voting process. Full Story

Setting up the first final

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 15:26:45 January 27, 2012 15:26:45
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Splash, Keystone

I have been up for way too long. Why is Australia so far away? Was watching the Murray-Djokovic semi-final at the Australian open, a sick 5 setter that resulted, ultimately, in a Novak win just about an hour ago. And he will meet Rafael Nadal who defeated Roger Federer yesterday. Well that’s not a bad first Slam final of the year, non? You know me - I am for Rafa, always. Full Story

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January 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 15:12:33 January 27, 2012 15:12:33

Pam! Happy Belated Birthday! How was Gary Oldman last night? He is indeed a wonderful gift...Happy Birthday Missy! I would love to see you offer Angelina Jolie some good ol’ biscuits and gravy! As for you rolling the clock back - Demi Moore’s been trying to do it for too long. You are good where you are, trust. Full Story

More Tweaks

Jacek Posted by Jacek at January 27, 2012 06:29:33 January 27, 2012 06:29:33

Not the Demi Moore kind.  Website tweaks.  We've updated the site again and are going to see how it does overnight and in the morning.   Promise we won't wait long to revert if things don't go as planned, as we're trying some updates again that can only be tested in the live environment. Full Story

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Does Demi Moore hit up her dentist for the laughing gas or does she have her assistant do it? A friend? Pretty sure Demi Moore’s not sneaking out in her car to pick up a paper bag full of cheap thrills that she chases with a handful of Adderall, before swallowing another handful of Xanax or Valium later on to come down.  Read Full Intro

A proclamation without Blair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2012 23:11:17 January 26, 2012 23:11:17
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Michael Bloomberg bestowed a mayoral proclamation in celebration of the 100th episode of Gossip Girl today in New York. Without Blair. As you can see, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were both absent from the event, likely working. I’ve not watched the show in a long, long time. What is happening to Chuck’s hair? Does Blake Lively look at Penn Badgley all like, ew? Is Taylor Momsen dead to them? Wait, wait. Full Story

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