October 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 15, 2010 07:05:33 Posted at October 15, 2010 07:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lisa, your secret pal is... DEB! For Andrea – Happy Belated 28th Birthday! And congratulations on sharing it with your first child River! With love from your sister Megan who requested for you some “Robert Pattinson and his mothering hips”. Here he is! And a quick note for you impatient Twi-Hards – re: the Breaking Dawn Part 1 script, details are coming Monday and during Tuesday’s LiveBlog. Full Story

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Tonight’s the night that 30 Rock goes live. Can’t wait. And it’ll be two performances – one for the East Coast and one for the West, so if you have timeshifting on your tv (it’s the best feature about my digital package), you should definitely watch both.  Read Full Intro

Bloody and biceps, no Blake, and Kiki

October 14, 2010 14:38:21 Posted at October 14, 2010 14:38:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Ryan Gosling all bloody and bulging biceps and quiver on the set of his new movie Drive. I kinda don’t care what it’s about...you? Tut! That’s disrespectful and objectifying. Ok, sorry. But are you sorry that Blake Lively tried to deny that they’re into each other? It all started, you’ll recall, last weekend when a fan posted that they were together at a dessert shoppe at Disneyland well past midnight. Full Story

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Too thick for the suitcase?

October 14, 2010 13:11:32 Posted at October 14, 2010 13:11:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Winter travelling can be pain in the ass. The size of the coats, right? I don’t like wearing a big coat on the plane because it’s just so bulky but I also hate shoving it in my suitcase because it takes up so much room. Also I don’t like just walking around in one coat. If you’re away for a week you want options. Full Story

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Perfect day for the pumpkin patch

October 14, 2010 12:25:48 Posted at October 14, 2010 12:25:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

October 14, 2010 11:39:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 14, 2010 11:07:36 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:07:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah but Kanye probably never wore crocs in his cock shots (The Superficial

The Best.Letter.I.Have.Ever.Read.In.My.Entire.Life.For.All.Time. (Dlisted)

Bieber drops rhymes and disrespects Tom Brady, oh no he didn’t! (Popeater)

Hilary Duff looks amazing in this dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Does Leighton Meester sing better than my GOOPY? (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt smoking (Pop Sugar

Kristen Stewart is tired of Twilight. And why is this surprising? (OK Magazine)

Miley Cyrus gives away her jailbait wardrobe (Celebuzz)

Hayden Panettiere parties in London (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls wonder if Ashlee Simpson might be the next in the breakup wave (Go Fug Yourself)

Brad in silk jammies and the relocation

October 14, 2010 10:25:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 10:25:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First up, click here. You need to spend a few minutes there. It’s the Brange and their children and what’s evidently their morning routine at their residence in Hungary, corralling their children in the yard as Brad Pitt enjoys his morning coffee in a bathrobe and silk pyjama bottoms. Full Story

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Hot Lost

October 14, 2010 09:42:54 Posted at October 14, 2010 09:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lost is over but there’s a double dose of Lost quiveration and goddamn, well, goddamn. First – Daniel Dae Kim in Hawaii where he’s shooting Hawaii Five-O and, um, I like that shot of him getting off the bike. Unfortunately I only have 3 photos. That’s all there was available. So I’m zooming in on his face. Full Story

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Britain’s Brightest

October 14, 2010 08:05:08 Posted at October 14, 2010 08:05:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three of them anyway were on the carpet last night at the UK premiere of Never Let Me Go, all of them with major careers straddling big budget features and small arty projects, two of them just 25, one just 27, two Oscar nominees, and one a strong potential nominee (The Social Network) if you believe the hype so, yeah, it was a fitting way to open the London Film Festival, non? Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley, and Andrew Garfield lit it up last night for a home audience. Full Story

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Porny gets it right and also very wrong

October 14, 2010 07:15:42 Posted at October 14, 2010 07:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively indecent about it. Full Story

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