Brange by train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 08:03:44 August 16, 2011 08:03:44

Six children, mom and dad, let’s be conservative and say 3 nannies, that’s already 11. Add security on top of that - call it a team of 6, one for each child, that’s 17 so far. And then there are the personal assistants. A modest count? One each. Now we’re at 19. Plus the drivers, chefs, miscellaneous. Full Story

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August 16, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 07:42:08 August 16, 2011 07:42:08

To Jody in Calgary - Happy Birthday from Michelle who wishes she could be there! And goddamn she’s right about your Julia Roberts hair. I want! And for Shannon in London - Sally in Singapore wishes you a very Happy 28th Birthday! She promises to take you out for champagne and dancing when she’s back next month! Full Story

Monday, August 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Sarah from Cinesnark messaged me last night about Glee tanking. I was like, what Glee? So I had no idea there was actually a MOVIE. In 3D. There was a premiere last week, and all kinds of photos, and I just thought it was yet another party around the TV show.  Read Full Intro

This is all I need

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 14:14:32 August 15, 2011 14:14:32

I don’t need Ryan Gosling to bring his dog on a talk show. I don’t need him to walk down the street with an instrument and a daisy gait. I don’t need to see him with his shirt off. Or in a beater tank reading poetry at a cafe. I don’t need him to have a clever, clever story to tell on a talk show. Full Story

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The Chosen One: the tongue phase

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 13:44:40 August 15, 2011 13:44:40

The Brange had their kids out all weekend in England. Something about a puppet show, then there was a bike ride, they hit up a performance of Shrek, and today the Jolie and her girls Miss Zahara and Shiloh dropped in on a toy store. As you can see, The Chosen One is going through a tongue phase. Sticking it out at people. Full Story

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This is what happens when you’re no longer Royal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 11:45:30 August 15, 2011 11:45:30

Sarah Ferguson is currently promoting on a TV show on Oprah’s network OWN called Finding Sarah: From Royalty to the Real World. She agreed to an interview with 60 Minutes in Australia. This programme is not to be confused with 60 Minutes in America. Australia’s 60 Minutes is way more gossipy. Full Story

My bf’s mom, time to leave, and on marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 11:19:00 August 15, 2011 11:19:00

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I'm 20 years old and my best friend passed away about a year and a half ago after a long battle with many illnesses. After she died, her single mother and I got closer and I was also introduced to her mother's boyfriend of a few years. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 10:31:39 August 15, 2011 10:31:39

The lighting here is very Beckham. But if this were a Beckham production, her arm would be a lot smaller. (Dlisted)

Body off: Heidi Klum or Gwyneth Paltrow? (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon in a bikini and a closer look at her tat (Pop Sugar)

Why is Zac Efron so skeevy to me in these photos? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Broke Ass somehow found the money to go to New York (Hollywood Tuna)

Ew!!! Unsee! Unsee, unsee, unsee! The Spittle in a wetsuit, PLEASE LET ME UNSEE! (Just Jared)

I don’t think Xenu f-cked up JLo’s marriage. I think Marc Anthony did that all by himself (Cele|bitchy

Pippa and her boyfriend out for showo (Socialite Life)

More weird shots of Rose McGowan’s face (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Footloose with Seacrest’s girlfriend (I'm Not Obsessed)

On the Break Up Diet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 09:59:17 August 15, 2011 09:59:17

A reader called Alisha sent this in yesterday - thanks Alisha! It’s a very thin looking Jessica Biel in Toronto on Sunday at a French pastry house called Nadege. I just saw her three weeks ago in San Diego for Comic-Con. She was thin, yes, but in a healthy way. Like, it wasn’t alarming. Maybe it’s the angle of this shot, but if I were to Photo Assumption, I’d say she’s on the break up diet. Full Story

Daniel Craig, stepfather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 09:22:00 August 15, 2011 09:22:00

Daniel Craig flew back to New York from London yesterday with his wife Rachel Weisz and her son Henry. His wife. That is still trippy to me. You? I do however like the subtle affection Daniel seems to have for the boy, even though he’s obviously uncomfortable being photographed. Check out that amused smile he has for Henry who, on the contrary, is more amused than annoyed that so many photographers welcomed their arrival. Full Story

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Captain America in Cleveland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 08:27:01 August 15, 2011 08:27:01

Chris Evans was photographed on location in Cleveland this morning working on The Avengers. This is supposed to be New York. And, I dunno, I haven’t seen the movie but he’s from the 40s and supposedly wakes up in 2011? Whatever. The point is he’s back to work as Captain America which I’m guessing means that he has to maintain that crazy ass fitness regimen required to make him look all ‘roidy and small-headed in character. Full Story

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