Courteney or Demi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 07:40:56 April 12, 2011 07:40:56

A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, has been performed with more “authentic” looking results. Full Story

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Gwyneth, Glee & Adele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 07:06:17 April 12, 2011 07:06:17

At this point it’s like Chinese water torture. Every Gwyneth Paltrow song is like one maddening drip on your forehead, death by annoyance and irritation. To be fair, the cover of Over the Rainbow can’t be on her. As I noted yesterday, Matthew Morrison will have to own that one, especially after selling it as a new and fresh interpretation when, as I posited yesterday, what it really sounds like is just a retread – and an inferior one at that – of Israel "IZ" Ka?ano?i Kamakawiwo?ole’s iconic version of the song. Full Story

The end of the world will be so depressing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 06:58:59 April 12, 2011 06:58:59

Written by SarahThe last time we saw Lars von Trier, he was scandalizing everyone with Antichrist in 2009. Now he’s back with Melancholia, a movie about the end of the world and Kirsten Dunst’s wedding. Kirsten Dunst’s wedding precipitates the end of the world? Not exactly, but there’s something about a secret planet maybe crushing the earth while Kirsten Dunst gets married. Full Story

Box office > Privacy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 06:21:19 April 12, 2011 06:21:19

Have you seen it? Reese Witherspoon covers the new issue of Vogue. You can look at more photos here. I mean they’re alright, I guess. Like, I get it that she worked with an elephant in the movie Water For Elephants but I wonder if I need every shoot to reflect the elephant presence, you know? It’s like being clubbed over the head with a trunk. Full Story

April 12, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 06:12:08 April 12, 2011 06:12:08

Happy Belated Birthday Emma with love from Sarah who wants to apologise with Robert Pattinson photos. Attached – Pattinson on Jay Leno last month promoting Water For Elephants. And for Karen McCullough who is en route to Rome for the Rome Marathon with a group of 15 from Vancouver and the Fraser Valley on Sunday with Team in Training Full Story

Monday, April 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I wish I could talk about what I thought of Helen Mirren’s breasts on Saturday Night Live. But I’m in Barbados and those assholes at NBC never make their sh-t available online. So it’ll have to wait until I get home. The pictures look hilarious though. And what the hell was she doing on that pole?

I was sent an Advanced Reader Copy of a new buzz book that they’re expecting will explode on the scene this year. Took it to the beach. Nearly got sunburned because I was unwilling to put it down to reapply lotion. And now I’m angry that it’s over. ANGRY that it had the audacity to, like, end. To not go on forever. Which is when you know you’re really into it, right? Full review will come later this week. But that’s two for two great reads in a row. You’ve finished Tina Fey’s Bossypants by now, haven’t you?

Yours in gossip,


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Employment Benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 14:37:29 April 11, 2011 14:37:29

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were at the gym together in LA the other day. Afterwards she drove them home. Robo in the driver's seat! Normally they travel with full security detail and service when they're together. This is a departure for them, perhaps because Little Sci isn't around. Did you watch The Kennedys on History Television last night (in Canada)? I'm attaching a few more stills from the series. Full Story

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GOOP & Schue Over the Rainbow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 13:53:46 April 11, 2011 13:53:46

So Matthew Morrison is releasing an album. As announced recently, he collaborates with Gwyneth Paltrow on a cover of Over the Rainbow. I guess the song has special meaning for him because he performed it for his Glee audition and then they let him do it on the show. Full Story

Family Outing Photos for Assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 13:00:53 April 11, 2011 13:00:53

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick took their son to the Broadway premiere of Catch Me If You Can last night in New York. I really do love it when they walk a carpet together. It’s one of my favourite Photo Assumptions. Let’s play! I particularly like the way her hand is gripped around his neck. Full Story

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Overreacting, manky family fruit, & dogs next door

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 12:30:00 April 11, 2011 12:30:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I’m 23, and have been off on my own working overseas for about a year now, in a place that's very VERY small. A little over a month ago I met MM, who had just moved here doing just about exactly the same thing I'm doing. Full Story

They are not a couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 11:21:16 April 11, 2011 11:21:16

It’s the best recent randomness: Benicio del Toro’s people have confirmed exclusively to Life & Style (because they went through her garbage and found the pregnancy test? Or because People Magazine wouldn’t pay her?) that he and Kimberly Stewart are having a baby. Full Story