Should I liveblog this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 14:00:20 August 9, 2011 14:00:20

We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at least 5 times. Each time it gets worse. And funnier. Full Story

In defence of Miley & Liam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 12:30:16 August 9, 2011 12:30:16

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are together, again, still. The two were papped at lunch yesterday in Toluca Lake. Here, let me say it: I like them together. A lot. And why? First of all I think it’s too easy now to be all like, wah wah wah, I hate her, she’s so irritating. It’s done. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 11:18:30 August 9, 2011 11:18:30

I wouldn’t wear these pants, but on Rihanna, they just seem so right (The Superficial)

Jeremy Irons will touch you. And if you have a problem with that, it’s only because you are a poor communicator (Dlisted)

Kate Bosworth has a new boyfriend, have you heard? Or do you need to see more pictures? (Pop Sugar)

What is this person? Am I supposed to know? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nope. Adam Levine still doesn’t do it for me (Towleroad)

When the sister gets successful, will the Lohan get jealous? (Just Jared)

Charlize Theron looks really stressed all the time (Popoholic)

Ugly Betty as a cop (Celebuzz)

See??? This is why I try to defend Anne Hathaway! (Pink Is The New Blog)

I really, really did love what Nina Dobrev wore at Teen Choice (Go Fug Yourself)

Catching Fire 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 10:50:19 August 9, 2011 10:50:19

The Hunger Games is due in theatres in 7 months. They’re still shooting. It kinda worries me how much time they’ll have in post, and whether or not the CGI parts will be up to level, but I suppose, if the emotional urgency of the story is properly conveyed, it doesn’t really matter how real the arena looks. Full Story

Bleach blonde in a jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 09:43:53 August 9, 2011 09:43:53

I must have been the only person to have not hated Brad Pitt when he bleached his hair around the time of the release of Mr & Mrs Smith. “Billy Idol called, he wants his hair back.” I dunno, I was kinda into it. Obviously not forever. But screaming and yelling about its ugliness, to me, was kind of an overreaction. Full Story

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Why weren’t you at the Xenu party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 08:56:54 August 9, 2011 08:56:54

Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos here Full Story

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One Day in 10 days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 08:17:15 August 9, 2011 08:17:15

I was about write, “Why didn’t they premiere this in London”, and then I realised that would be a really bad idea right now. As a brief break from London burning though, have a look at this photo of Ealing and the #riotcleanup. Last night over in New York, Anne Hathaway’s really small waist showed up in an Alexander McQueen dress alongside Jim Sturgess for the premiere of One Day. Full Story

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Aziz, Jesse, red dots, and c-nts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 07:31:00 August 9, 2011 07:31:00

Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg attended the LA premiere of 30 Minutes or Less last night. It opens on Friday. I’ve attached the second red band trailer below. I won’t lie. I really, really want to see this movie and laugh my sh-t out. A lot. I really, really wish I hadn’t seen the part in the trailer below when Aziz slaps Jesse in the ear. Full Story

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August 9, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 06:53:16 August 9, 2011 06:53:16

Katie! Happy Belated 8-8-11 Birthday! You don’t have to beg… but next year tell me earlier! Birthday Wishes to B from V and have fun next year at Comic-Con together where, I’m told, you’re hoping to party with Chris Evans? I am hoping for this too. For you, I mean. And when it happens, ask him how he could have possibly dated Shelfy Jessica Biel. Full Story

Monday, August 8, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Only managed to fit in the last half an hour or so of the Teen Choice Awards because I was too caught up watching Steve Williams telling Tiger Woods to suck it from at least 12 different angles. Was it the classiest move ever? Please.  Read Full Intro

Ron, Cedric, Draco - Accio 2005!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 13:31:22 August 8, 2011 13:31:22

A reader called Tina just sent me a photo of a little Harry Potter reunion that happened at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I opened the message to find Rupert Grint, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Felton gathered backstage. Cute, right? (Lorella - check the slope.) Anyway, then I started wondering when a picture like this last happened. Full Story

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