Smutty Tingles

December 23, 2010 10:53:59 Posted at December 23, 2010 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was inspired by Chicken Fried Britney? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be your friend (Dlisted)

What it’s like to holiday with Star Jones (Popeater)

Emmy Rossum is trying to ruin our Christmas (Hollywood Tuna)

As IF JLo needs to go to Kitson in person (Pop Sugar)

Why does it always look like ARod is so BORED to be with Cammie? (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch in Harper’s Bazaar. Will they “misquote” her? (Popoholic)

Zac Efron eats Subway (Celebuzz)

I love it when athletes walk in a row (Kickette)

Is this what we do now? Ask for self pleasure over text message? (WWTTD)

Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

GOOPY & Beysus NYE

December 23, 2010 09:02:00 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey Gyllenhaal out with his love life too. So of course GOOPy’s NYE plans are better than yours. Full Story

Keira & Rupert over?

December 23, 2010 08:31:13 Posted at December 23, 2010 08:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UK gossips are reporting that after five years, Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend are over. As you know, British gossips aren’t exactly reliable. And they’ve probably based this story simply on the fact that Rupert showed up at an event recently without her, his mother on his arm instead, noting that things haven’t been well for a while. Full Story

Flying home for Christmas

December 23, 2010 07:57:37 Posted at December 23, 2010 07:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, Granny Freeze usually flies private. And yet she was photographed leaving Sydney today with Keith Urban swinging little Sunday Rose between them, blissed out and so in love, headed for home for the holidays. Oh right. And she’s currently promoting a movie called Rabbit Hole for which she’s expected to be Oscar-nominated. Full Story

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December 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 23, 2010 07:37:01 Posted at December 23, 2010 07:37:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for AJ in Baghdad serving in the US Army – yours was my favourite note yesterday. THANK YOU for making my smut a part of your military downtime. Be safe, Happy Holidays, come home soon, and love to you for what you do. Deb! You’re the first to ever ask for Scott Bakula and Barry Manilow. Full Story

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Let’s tie at Christmas

December 22, 2010 13:04:21 Posted at December 22, 2010 13:04:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for my cousin Cat. I miss her. Especially at Christmas as she’s in Toronto and Jacek and I alternate our holidays – one year here in Vancouver, one year back home. Cat loves Rafael Nadal. And here he is with Roger Federer today posing at a press conference in support of their respective charities. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: Player-Coach

December 22, 2010 12:30:51 Posted at December 22, 2010 12:30:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the first still from the upcoming Crazy, Stupid, Love starring Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling. I can’t wait to see him in a comedy. And with a killer wardrobe. It might be too much. I mean this photo, this photo is almost too much. So now we know a little about the plot. Steve’s wife (played by Julianne Moore) cheats on him. Full Story

It was more than just a ride

December 22, 2010 11:44:53 Posted at December 22, 2010 11:44:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story