Ryan Gosling & Olivia Wilde: date with fish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 10:45:00 March 1, 2011 10:45:00

Maybe if it’s been a rough one you should skip this post. I might ruin your day. Olivia Wilde though is, um, better than Blake Lively, right? Olivia Wilde is done with her husband. Then she went to the Golden Globes and was photographed all happy and sh-t laughing with Ryan Gosling at a party. Full Story

Renee, Bradley, and Samantha Micelli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 09:55:31 March 1, 2011 09:55:31

Friday night we had a dinner with the team bosses. It was a party of 10. We went to E Baldi – great food but super small restaurant in Beverly Hills. Anyway, there was a table of 4 right behind us along the side wall. Alyssa Milano was facing out. SO beautiful and exactly the same. Like, luminous and ageless and totally untouched. Full Story

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Who is f-cking with you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 09:22:46 March 1, 2011 09:22:46

Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. Full Story

James Franco miscalculates?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:48:59 March 1, 2011 08:48:59

It’s not like Anne Hathaway hasn’t been criticised for what happened at the Oscars. She has. You have. Hathaway however will emerge from the sh-t kicking relatively unscathed. She tried, she wasn’t very good, but no one is holding it against her. You know why? Because she was stuck with an ungrateful prick who couldn’t be bothered. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Aquafina® Health Saavy Celebs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:27:00 March 1, 2011 08:27:00

Summer’s around the corner and if you’re like me, you might need to work off a few, um, post-award season-I-binged-too-hard softness in time for warmer weather and smaller clothing. Part of that process is changing up a slower winter lifestyle by finally hitting the gym on the regular and not over-indulging in my mother-in-law’s cooking. Full Story

Christina Aguilera arrested

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:18:40 March 1, 2011 08:18:40

Christina and her KFed-style boyfriend were arrested a few hours ago in West Hollywood. Both were drunk, and he was trying to kill people while driving. Dumb. F-cking. Twat. She’s been booked on public intoxication and he’s looking at a DUI. According to TMZ Full Story

March 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 07:52:11 March 1, 2011 07:52:11

Martina hopes Stacey had an awesome birthday weekend. Happy Birthday Ellen with love from your sister Sally who requested for you some Michael Vartan. Well that’s not an everyday request. I like it! Enjoy! Molly? Last I heard you were NINE days past due? Surely the baby has come by now? Timothy Olyphant for some post-labour relief? Debbie! I’m sure you’re exaggerating your Misery Face if your husband is sending you flowers on the regular once a month! As for Canucks gossip – I hear you about Ryan Kesler; he’s hot, totally. Full Story

Monday, February 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So? How did you do on your ballot? And what did you think of that show? Not gonna lie, I thought the show would be good. I thought those two would bring something fresh, something entertaining. The good news is that the show came in surprisingly shorter than I thought it would be.  Read Full Intro

Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 15:45:42 February 28, 2011 15:45:42

In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both looked like so much ass. Full Story

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Oscar Best: Cate Blanchett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 15:19:05 February 28, 2011 15:19:05

I’m sure I’ll hear it from you on this one. But remember here that we’re talking about Cate Blanchett. Cate Blanchett doesn’t make style decisions with an eye to what someone like, say, Reese Witherspoon would wear on a carpet. In fact, she’d look at something that Reese Witherspoon would wear on a carpet and say “absolutely not”. Full Story

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