Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 11:06:05 April 6, 2011 11:06:05

Well, he just set the new standard for role-begging (Dlisted)

Charlie Sheen Inc, coming soon (The Superficial)

What is with all this cookbook-ing?!?! (Popeater)

Look at those wax hands on Kelly Ripa. They’re like Robert Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring ones (Hollywood Tuna

Us Weekly counters Reese Witherspoon’s wedding with a Chicken Fried cover! (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze shoots a war scene (Just Jared)

I LOVE this Gwen Stefani photo SO much (Cele|bitchy)

A lot of famous people toast the Olsen Twins (Celebuzz)

I keep seeing these people all over the place. The Saturdays really want me to care about them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Julianne Moore can be Hilary AND Palin (Towleroad)

Exes in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 09:30:09 April 6, 2011 09:30:09

Bradley Cooper was in Rome yesterday promoting Limitless. I’m sorry there’s only so few photos, the agency is being dicky about which ones they’re making available without extra fees on top of the regular fees. Anyway… You know who was also in Italy today? His ex-girlfriend Renee Zellweger. Full Story

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Google Doesn’t Understand Which “Killing” I mean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 09:04:55 April 6, 2011 09:04:55

Written by Duana I do not like it when people name their daughter Rosie. I’m sorry, it’s true. I don’t think it sounds cute or Rennaissance-y, to me it sounds like a fat, grumpy fishwife. I know a lot of you love it, and I apologize. Full Story

Katie & The Kennedys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 08:47:00 April 6, 2011 08:47:00

If you’re in Canada, The Kennedys will air on Sunday on History Television. Click here for programming information. In the US, you got a head start this past weekend on Reelz. And the debut episode drew a record-breaking audience for the network. Full Story

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Half caffeinated Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 08:09:32 April 6, 2011 08:09:32

Britney Spears’s new video for Till The World Ends just dropped. Check it out here if you’ve yet to see it: Like most of the album, it’s a good but generic dance track with a running beat – gets you hype for a night out, or on the treadmill, but will you remember it next year? Will you always be able to, no matter where you are, no matter what time, throw down the chorus even if you can’t remember the last time you heard it? I say no. Full Story

Mimi slums it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 07:41:20 April 6, 2011 07:41:20

Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many hit records, so many #1s, and the best Mariah Carey can do is …this??? It makes me so sad. Full Story

GOOP pimps for Swifty again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 07:26:03 April 6, 2011 07:26:03

I guess when you’re her age, boys are always on the mind. If only, she would argue at least, for inspiration when she’s writing her new album. After Jakey there was that Chord boy from Glee – a brief date in February – and now according to Us Weekly Full Story

April 6, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 07:08:09 April 6, 2011 07:08:09

25 years after his Man In Motion World Tour, when he wheeled 40,000 km through 34 countries from 1985-87, raising $26 million for spinal cord injury research, Rick Hansen is now prepping for his 25th Anniversary Relay. Rather than cover the 12,000km trek across Canada, Rick is looking for 7,000 Canadians to take up the cause, and walk, run or wheel in the Rick Hansen Relay - going from one man in motion to many in motion. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Dear Gossips,

This is for my dear friend Lorella B who’s auditioning for Jeopardy in New York. JEOPARDY! First there’s an online test. Then something else that you need to be really smart to pass. And now it’s a live audition, a mock game, and then, after she kicks some ass…look out, she’s on her way.  Read Full Intro

Jolie meat?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 14:38:37 April 5, 2011 14:38:37

Angelina Jolie flew to the Tunisian-Libyan border to address the plight of refugees there displaced by conflict. Have received a lot of email lately from Brangelunatics pointing out the Jolie's new tat. She has the birth coordinates of all 6 of her children on her arm. And now there appears to be a 7th. Full Story