How much does she know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 17:27:53 September 27, 2011 17:27:53

She’s not with her boyfriend anymore and we’re to believe it ended amicably and for her sake, I hope so, but I’m not sure she would deal well with the fact that just a couple of weeks before their split was officially confirmed, he was on the road with someone else in his hotel room. The girl had the build he’s known to prefer - lean and muscular - and she answered the door wearing nothing but her underwear and her hands covering her breasts. Full Story

Jen and her really hot escort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 17:01:13 September 27, 2011 17:01:13
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Sorry so slow today. We're having some internet connection problems.Jennifer Aniston attended the Lifetime screening of Five last night in New York. Her boyfriend Justin Theroux escorted her to the event. Am really enjoying tracking his hot progress. She’s making him hotter and hotter, right? Even though, as many of you keep noting, he won’t let her stand under his umbrella Full Story

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Star Magazine vs Demi & Ashton: Part 3, or is it 4?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 15:40:55 September 27, 2011 15:40:55
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It was exactly a year ago now that Star Magazine repeatedly accused Ashton Kutcher of stepping out on Demi Moore. Click here for a refresher. He denied the claims, threatened to sue the publication (but never did), they made a series of gushy, touchy public appearances together, and eventually the story went away. Full Story

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September 27, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 14:55:55 September 27, 2011 14:55:55

To Robin D Cook of RDC Casting in Toronto from your sister Shelley - Congratulations on the Casting Society of America Award for Red! Congratulations to Jen and Lenna on kicking the Graduate Record Exam right in the balls! What? You mean studying works? As requested, here are Joe Manganiello, Robert Downey Jr, and Ian Somerhalder. Full Story

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Monday, September 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Brad Pitt’s Moneyball needed to get to $20 million this weekend if it has any hope of arriving at a multiple of 4 or more. And it did. Which means it’ll make at least $80 million, if not more. And that means that a trip to the Oscars is looking very, very, VERY good.  Read Full Intro

Do the moms sneak away?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 22:56:38 September 26, 2011 22:56:38
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Angelina Jolie brought her kids over to Gwen Stefani’s in London for a playdate. Do they actually sit around and watch the children play? Or do they say, “Have fun! Be nice to your nannies!”, and peel away for a few hours with a glass of wine, or two, and gossip? You are not a bad mother if you enjoy being away from your kids now and again. Full Story

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3%

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 21:35:17 September 26, 2011 21:35:17
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That’s the rating for Taylor Lautner’s Abduction on Rotten Tomatoes. 3%!I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go lower than 5. I mean, I’m sure there are films who’ve scored less, and I’m sure you’ll know-it-all all over my inbox to prove it, but 3%, that’s quite an achievement. Full Story

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His bro hates me, throwdown brewing, the deadline

Sasha Posted by Sasha at September 26, 2011 21:17:37 September 26, 2011 21:17:37

Sasha, I've been in a relationship with the love of my life for going on 2 1/2 years now. He's everything I could ever want. We both know we're headed down to hop on the marriage pony, we've talked about it, we're both on the same page, it's pretty much just a matter of time. I couldn't be more happy about this, but there's one hitch before we get. Full Story

Vintage Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 21:08:28 September 26, 2011 21:08:28
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I am wishing so hard on the Gossip Genie right now about awards season. The prospect of all of those names - Clooney, Brange, Damon, Gosling... and Jennifer Aniston as a presenter? As I mentioned last week, her movie with Justin Theroux (and Paul Rudd) opens in February. Presenting is a very serious possibility. Full Story

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You make me Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:29:47 September 26, 2011 20:29:47
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Hello Kitty as a verb. I work on an entertainment tv show. It’s a half hour. There’s a constant editorial give and take about what we report and what we don’t report. I don’t give a sh-t for example about The Bachelor and those Kardashians. I do understand however that my celebrity preferences don’t represent the general viewer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:22:56 September 26, 2011 20:22:56

Birthday essentials?

An afternoon nap, my friend Fiona’s special dip (one day I will make her share the recipe because it is life-changing and she only makes one batch a year for me), flowers from my dad, a hilarious dance move that Jacek only pulls out on very special occasions, and Hot Harry on a Horse leaving a bar, scamp that he is, trying to squeeze out every last drop of fun before having to go army training next month.

He’s right. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is BORING (Dlisted)

Oh look. There’s white powder on Lindsay Lohan’s dress. Must be Monday. (The Superficial)

Love the booties. Don’t care for the wearer (Cele|bitchy)

Naomi Watts found a lovely, classy way to talk about the deceased (Celebedge)

What would Blake Lively have done with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki wears Emma Stone’s old pink pouch (Pop Sugar)

They taught their sister to do the Prune! (Just Jared)

I guess Anna Wintour didn’t get invited to any bunga bunga parties (Socialite Life)

Did Ashley Greene always have those...or are they newly purchased? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried’s Russian weave (I'm Not Obsessed)