Gossip Girl on STDs

October 12, 2010 07:48:00 Posted at October 12, 2010 07:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Previously on GG, Blair didn't want Serena to steal her fun at Columbia. And Chuck hates Blair because of Fleur. And Juliette's brother wants to take down some girls. And I have a snack so I'm ready to go. Serena and her shorts get their cab stolen by a random dude and his date. Full Story

Porny is not single

October 12, 2010 07:35:55 Posted at October 12, 2010 07:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide? Here they are yesterday, travelling from Los Angeles to New York, all smiles, and maybe even a little smug in the face about Tony Romo sucking all kinds of sh-t on Sunday. Full Story

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Hair issues

October 12, 2010 07:16:00 Posted at October 12, 2010 07:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two riddles about hair. Two different subjects. 1. When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. Full Story

October 12, 2010 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 12, 2010 07:01:03 Posted at October 12, 2010 07:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 22nd Birthday Haley from mom and Tucker and Bridgette! As Kim noted, you share it with my dad. So it’s almost like we have a standing agreement every year. Am thrilled to hear you’ve transferred back to Calgary and close to home. Karl Lagerfeld is trying very hard to care about this, as you can see in the amazing photo attached, the effort is straining his face. Full Story

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Monday, October 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Happy Thanksgiving Canada!

I digested my weekend food last night while watching Battle of the Blades for the very first time. Um, why am I only finding out just now how funny this show is? PJ Stock performed the final number in a beater tank and shiny pants. And this was only after Georges Laraque skated around in an oversized silver sparkly shirt like he was pregnant. Also I love Ekaterina Gordeeva forever. Was obsessed with Gordeeva and Grinkov. Obsessed.

Anyway, my Eminem problem just got more serious after watching Anderson Cooper’s interview with him last night on 60 Minutes even though, as interviews go, it wasn’t exactly new ground. More on this later.

Am blogging all day with a Turkey Trot break although I’m way out of running shape and am afraid 10km might be too long today. Trying very hard to have some integrity about this.

Yours in gossip,


James Franco: 2 movie weekend

October 11, 2010 13:09:39 Posted at October 11, 2010 13:09:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On Saturday it was the Your Highness panel at the NY Comic-Con. He and Danny McBride play Fabious and Thadeus and probably smoke a lot of dope and do some dumb sh-t. At least this is what I’m assuming and I won’t bother getting corrected. Do you watch Eastbound & Down? If you do, there’s probably no question you’re seeing Your Highness. Full Story

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New baby,new movie,no Bourne,but live...with Hamm

October 11, 2010 12:29:00 Posted at October 11, 2010 12:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A bespectacled Matt Damon walked the carpet with wife Luciana at the screening of his new film Hereafter, directed by Clint Eastwood, which closed the New York Film Festival last night. Luciana, obviously, is pregnant with their 4th child. They are parents to three girls. And he is getting hotter to me as he gets older. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 11, 2010 11:04:00 Posted at October 11, 2010 11:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dan Radcliffe can’t wait for sex...with dancers. A lot of it. (Dlisted)

The Sexiest Woman Alive. Good choice. (The Superficial)

Six Lips says she was a casting couch victim too (Popeater)

Oh look. This is how we should all behave at the Pumpkin Patch (Hollywood Tuna)

So... who did Matthew Broderick pay more attention to at dinner? His wife, or the Silver Fox? (Just Jared)

Little Sci goes dancing, then for ice cream (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson look happy to make Twi-Hards happy (Socialite Life)

This is not real but I wish it was (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Like I said, it’s hot that Beckham is an affectionate dad. Even to me. (INO)

Maybe this wasn’t the right dress for Tiffani Thiessen (Cele|bitchy)

Who Do You Know?

October 11, 2010 10:48:25 Posted at October 11, 2010 10:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana I don't think it’s an accident that so many guys are in love with Sally Draper. Not in a creepy way, but ask the average 30 something male Mad Men viewer and he will talk about Sally Draper with a sort of sad affection, half-paternal and half-loving, because guys have met girls like this before: intrinsically sweet, but beaten down by the basic unfairnesses of life, doesn't trust her own instincts as much anymore (because if we follow the Sally story I can guarantee that's where it's all going), that girl who's always a bit sad. Full Story


October 11, 2010 10:35:18 Posted at October 11, 2010 10:35:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you to Jennie, or maybe not, for sending this link. Apparently this went down last night. Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively at Gibson Girl for ice cream... WHAT? Yes, there are photos. Separately. Because they wouldn’t pose together. I don’t want to talk about this. Full Story

We’re all complicit in the asinine ratings system

October 11, 2010 10:26:00 Posted at October 11, 2010 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah As you’ve probably heard by now, the Motion Picture Association of America made a shocking decision to hand Blue Valentine, the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams drama which has been a festival darling all year, an NC-17 rating. Full Story