It was more than just a ride

December 22, 2010 11:44:53 Posted at December 22, 2010 11:44:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 22, 2010 11:20:25 Posted at December 22, 2010 11:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

HOW do I get myself an umbrella like this? And do I need to be a billionaire? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s next million dollar lawsuit (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston breaking up with Chelsea Handler? No. But she wants you to THINK she broke up with Chelsea Handler (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement models in some magazine (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo D’s pre-Christmas Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Tom Hardy is shirtless with longer hair (Just Jared)

More photos of Hot Harry on a Horse and his flirt game (Cele|bitchy)

So...they’re bonding over cupcakes and they’ll throw them up together after? (OK Magazine)

Lilo gives us a nipple for Christmas (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ebola and that douche who looks like that murderer Scott Peterson go somewhere (Celebuzz)

Mila or Blake?

December 22, 2010 10:00:02 Posted at December 22, 2010 10:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I received an email yesterday from Lila. She noted that she’d found something really, really funny when reading about Black Swan. When she explained it to me, I also found it really, really, REALLY funny. Or, as Lourdes Leon would say Full Story

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Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much

December 22, 2010 08:49:02 Posted at December 22, 2010 08:49:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad dark right at the moment, I’m almost sick of it and now I want royal blue hair but not a streak, like my entire head. Full Story

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They should swap

December 22, 2010 08:17:53 Posted at December 22, 2010 08:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George probably wouldn’t mind that in the right combination. So Cameron Diaz has been in Mexico the last few days with that dickhead Alex Rodriguez, seemingly as smitten with his children as she is with him. She looks ecstatic. Photo Assumption says it’s because he’s allowing her to spend time with him. Full Story

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They chose, or Xenu chose?

December 22, 2010 07:37:08 Posted at December 22, 2010 07:37:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Full Story

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Now this is a trailer: Hanna edition

December 22, 2010 07:03:00 Posted at December 22, 2010 07:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know. It’s one of my common refrains. That there is an art to cutting movie trailers and most of the time, Hollywood doesn’t give a sh-t. Which is why when a really, really great one comes along, it’s something to fist pump about. The film is Hanna, due in theatres in April, starring the always sublime Cate Blanchett and a surprisingly enigmatic Eric Bana. Full Story

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December 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 22, 2010 06:47:49 Posted at December 22, 2010 06:47:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stacey! I hear you need some smutty cheer as it’s been a rough go leading up to Christmas. How was Alicia’s red velvet cheesecake? Did Bob Marley help? Now that is a good friend. She also requested for you some Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga. Am attaching some super pretty pictures of Pattinson below. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Another royal wedding! More on this later. First, let’s get this Lohan sh-t out of the way. Only an attention whore like Lilo could go to rehab for 3 months and somehow still make headlines almost every day. Recently news “leaked” about how she had a stalker and feared for her life and that the FBI was investigating.  Read Full Intro

No pants for Christmas

December 21, 2010 13:03:07 Posted at December 21, 2010 13:03:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lady Gaga is playing Paris tonight. Before the show, she nipped out to do some shopping in her fishnets and leather jacket. Also, I think that’s supposed to be some kind of collar around her neck. Imagine how cold that must be? The top of my ass is always cold. Always. And it’s not because I wear low riders. Full Story

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