The GMD is topless!

October 6, 2010 09:49:08 Posted at October 6, 2010 09:49:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh manly man of all the manly men! It’s Tom Cruise in Prague today working on MI4 with his shirt off, jumping off buildings and being all heroic, performing feats of such difficulty, pussies 20 years his junior may not even attempt them. Powerful penis! As you can see, he looks exhilarated. Really, really happy. Full Story

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She’s saggy and cellulite-y

October 6, 2010 09:15:29 Posted at October 6, 2010 09:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am I? Oh la. Full Story

Redemption in drag?

October 6, 2010 08:49:00 Posted at October 6, 2010 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seeing this kinda makes me roll my eyes a little less enthusiastically at his pretention. Check out James Franco on the cover of Candy Magazine, a publication that celebrates “transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” He is f-cking hideous. And also a little bit hot. Full Story

Bomb-ass cargos

October 6, 2010 08:44:58 Posted at October 6, 2010 08:44:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha* When Lainey comes to Toronto she usually flings a few fashion questions my way. The latest one was during TIFF. She bbm’d me: “I’m wearing a dress that’s see-through, can I wear it to work?” To which I responded “you’re a slut so go for it”. Full Story

Animated Reese

October 6, 2010 08:20:47 Posted at October 6, 2010 08:20:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all over her wardrobe on this film. I mean, she never looks like sh-t but right now she’s never looked better. And those legs... This is Reese Witherspoon shooting This Means War in Vancouver yesterday at the art gallery showing off a variety of facial expressions – zany! highjinks! goofy! Moviemaking is so bizarre sometimes. Full Story

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October 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 6, 2010 07:57:54 Posted at October 6, 2010 07:57:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Kristen! Tracy tells me it’s been a challenge lately. And that the house has been a bitch. I hate it when a house is a bitch too. But that’s why it’s time for a turn. Getting older could not have come sooner, promise. Things are looking up, especially for someone like you, a dear friend, with wonderful and supportive friends who feel so fortunate that they are a part of your life. Full Story

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for sending in your advance questions for the Weekly LiveBlog which will happen today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Look forward to yelling at each other then.

I really, really want to go to Washington DC for the Rally to Restore Sanity and the March to Keep Fear Alive. So much. Unfortunately I have to be somewhere else. If you’re going I am jealous.

So there’s an article today on about Lisa Rinna and her lips. Apparently she’s had them reduced. Something about them defining her. Something about after her confession – that she’d had them done just once way back in 1986 – that people were mean to her: "I took a big hit for being honest. It gave everyone online permission to lambaste me. It hurt my feelings."

Just once??? There are at least six lips up in there. I’ve seen them, live in person, and I counted at least six. After just one shot? In 1986? Bitch, I’m not lambasting you for being honest, I’m hurting your feelings for being dishonest.

It’s Tuesday – new articles all day, including some gloating. Sorry.

Yours in gossip,


Karl’s throne, Karl’s stage

October 5, 2010 16:28:36 Posted at October 5, 2010 16:28:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today at Paris Fashion Week it was Chanel. And therefore Karl’s moment. You know, Karl doesn’t have small moments. It’s always a spectacle and he is always the grand prince. I really love when he makes his exit entrance. It’s really the definition of amazingness. Flanked by the incomparable Ines de la Fressange, unchanged after all these years, and of course his muse Baptiste, Karl celebrated his new collection – clothes most of us can only look at and dream about. Full Story

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Hello Handsome

October 5, 2010 13:40:58 Posted at October 5, 2010 13:40:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Brad Pitt in Boston today shooting Moneyball. Sooooo f-cking handsome. And he looks young. It’s the makeup, yes, although it amuses me extra a lot what so many of you bitches have been suggesting: that he was all furry last year to cover up some work. I’ve not heard anything about this. Full Story

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How can this be 2nd?

October 5, 2010 13:15:58 Posted at October 5, 2010 13:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was some super scientific poll that released yesterday ranking the most eligible single women in the world. Halle Berry came in second to Jennifer Aniston. Um, really? How is Halle Berry second to anyone? Check her out last night in New York. In those pants. And the steezy little jacket, as fit as she’s ever been, and she’s always fit anyway, and glowing from so much Parisien sex with Olivier Martinez, a quick European drop in while over there on business promoting her fragrance last week – photos attached from Poland – clearly making the most of her current romantic status: enjoying unattached attachment? Is that an option on Facebook? And this, this freak of hot nature, is second to someone? I don’t get it. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, October 5, 2010

October 5, 2010 11:42:00 Posted at October 5, 2010 11:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right off the top we’ll be posting answers to the advance questions. Then we’ll get into the live chat. Have a feeling there will be a lot of yelling today. Movie Passion is good. But first, please note, let’s clarify to save time – I wrote that The Social Network was a GOOD film, a very good film, a solid A grade. Full Story