Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My friend Lorella messaged me last night, something bitchy, as we do, and then I told her I was watching Into the Wind, co-directed by NBA star Steve Nash, about Terry Fox’s Marathon of Hope, and she immediately replied: “My favourite Canadian, hands down.  Read Full Intro

She’s alive! And in floral!

September 30, 2010 14:57:57 Posted at September 30, 2010 14:57:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love it. Not joking. I love Katie Holmes’s cute dress today at the Variety 2nd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills. Suspect Duana loves it too. It’s totally her thing – print, vintage-y, original... Might even be my favourite thing that Katie’s ever worn. She needs something this short to make her legs look better. Full Story

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Dating up

September 30, 2010 14:42:00 Posted at September 30, 2010 14:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrien Brody showed up at the screening for The Social Network on his own last night, still kinda douchey and smarmy, but not cranked up to his douche and smarm full potential. A few evenings earlier, in Los Angeles, the girl who let his cheese out and encouraged it to fly, Elsa Pataky, arrived at the LACMA Gala on the arm of Chris Hemsworth. Full Story

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Tina’s book on the other hand...

September 30, 2010 12:15:15 Posted at September 30, 2010 12:15:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tina Fey signed a book deal 2 years ago. Worth millions. She’s a proper writer, after all. And what I love about this is that her book isn’t ready yet. Unlike these other “authors” who whip their sh-t off in 3 months, Tina’s might not be ready for a while. Because it takes time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 30, 2010 10:56:09 Posted at September 30, 2010 10:56:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Imagine if it could have been eliminated at 2 years old (The Superficial)

Silver Fox goes daytime! (Dlisted)

The mystery of the GMD’s height (Popeater)

Porny in a military jacket (Hollywood Tuna)

They actually made Andrew Garfield look hot (Just Jared)

Johnny at the window (Pop Sugar)

Joaquin admits he was a jerk. But still sounds pompous and arty while doing so. (

Supermodel pregnancies just make me feel fatter (Popoholic)

Lea Michele’s thinnification lands another magazine cover (Celebuzz)

Can this teen wear that bow? (Go Fug Yourself)

Ebola’s Beat-Me-Face Soul Mate

September 30, 2010 09:32:28 Posted at September 30, 2010 09:32:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton was out last night in LA for a photo opp with her man. Apparently it’s working on a new reality tv show with Oxygen. Tori Spelling is on Oxygen too, non? Dumb network. Especially if it wants to sign Ebola. Because you know about Ebola. You know it touches and destroys...everything. Full Story

Ryan’s apple

September 30, 2010 09:03:09 Posted at September 30, 2010 09:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was eating one on set yesterday with Carey Mulligan. They weren’t sharing, no, she was just there, but that was a good sentence. I can’t wait to see this movie. Anyway, not much more I can write about this. Don’t let me get in the way of your enjoyment. Photos from Fame  Full Story

A serious note

September 30, 2010 08:55:58 Posted at September 30, 2010 08:55:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last Wednesday Tyler Clementi jumped off the George Washington Bridge. He was only 18 years old, a student at Rutgers. His roommate and some other dumbass taped him via webcam having sex with a man. Then they streamed the video online. Tyler died, literally, of embarrassment. Many contend that he would not have suffered the same fate if he was not gay. Full Story

Brad Pitt sightings

September 30, 2010 08:09:46 Posted at September 30, 2010 08:09:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was photographed yesterday on the set of Moneyball, a movie that requires him to be clean shaven with Robert Redford hair. So he can’t hide his pretty. And, you know, for many years, Brad Pitt’s pretty has been the gold standard. Occasionally I’ll hear from one or two of you bitches declaring that “Brad Pitt has never done it for me, ugh, I just don’t see it” and to you few I say, OK I get it that your quiver is personal but there are some majorities that cannot be denied. Full Story

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