February 24, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2011 07:01:37 February 24, 2011 07:01:37

Happy Belated Birthday Jennifer with love from your old roomie Diana with whom you share the YA experience. I just read a teen book that I was obsessed with even though it was, well, totally impossible. Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares. Have you?  Full Story

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Jacek was watching highlights of the Vancouver Canucks game this morning and messaged me:“You know that the GMD was at the game last night right? He was shown on Sportsnet seemingly explaining the game to Simon Pegg.” Check out Tom Cruise at the game seemingly explaining the game to Simon Pegg.  Read Full Intro

Real Love on VD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 13:59:59 February 23, 2011 13:59:59

Exclusive I receive requests for Vampire Diaries all the time. Don’t watch the show but I hear you, I know you think I should… Anyway, many of the VD emails involve Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder and whether or not they’re dating. Well, maybe this tip will answer that question for you. Full Story

Busted face & titties for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 13:14:48 February 23, 2011 13:14:48

Lindsay Lohan showed up for court today. All the details are over at TMZ.com. In short, she wouldn't accept a plea bargain because any plea bargain, as insisted upon by this awesome hard ass judge, would have involved time in prison. So they’re going to trial. Full Story

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Gwyneth: the body in motion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 12:29:50 February 23, 2011 12:29:50

Big topic of conversation yesterday on the site was Gwyneth Paltrow’s crazy tight beach body in Barbados and her many bikinis. Now there’s video to go along with it from the pap agency. Watch the clip straight through. Not even the photographers are denying that she was rather Biel about getting shot. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 11:34:29 February 23, 2011 11:34:29

When the Queen says Sit DOWN (Dlisted)

Oh goodie! That means she can sign on for another season, right? (The Superficial)

Major bitchfight brewing between Oprah and Rosie (Popeater)

Fashion Weeks everywhere are really hurting on the celebrity turnouts (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston wears glasses to dinner to go with her great legs (Pop Sugar)

Kelly O for Madge – the first photos (Just Jared)

George Clooney won’t be president because he f-cked and drugged too much (Cele|bitchy)

Kellan Lutz with his dogs because … oh I’m too bored to come up with a famewhorey reason (Celebuzz)

Jesus Christ Lilo, put on a f-cking bra! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Madonna’s Lola speaks…like she’s too lazy to speak (Pink Is The New Blog)

Michelle Jackie O

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 10:52:44 February 23, 2011 10:52:44

Michelle Pfeiffer was photographed in New York today on the set of New Year's Eve. As you can see, she's in costume as an older woman. And, to me at least, looks like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in the later part of her life. Yes? I like that she hasn't touched her lips. It's that lip thing again, see? If you leave them alone, it's less obvious if you've f-cked around with anything else. Full Story

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Porny's wedding mission

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 09:30:00 February 23, 2011 09:30:00

Why does Porny hate the gym? Well, I can't say I love the gym. The gym isn't the funnest place ever. For Porny though, the gym sucks extra hard because, essentially, this is a lazy person with a lazy mind. If she had it her way, she'd sit on the couch and fart all day. Porny probably also isn't into the gym because it appears that her golddigger isn't going with her. Full Story

Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:49:39 February 23, 2011 08:49:39

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

Pippy to present; Shelfy + Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:20:08 February 23, 2011 08:20:08

Remember when Pippy went to the Oscars with NSync to sing Music of My Heart? They should replay that clip while introducing him this year. Can you imagine how he’d react? He would f-cking lose it. (I couldn’t find the video online. But I did find another one. The beginning will make you really happy. Full Story