Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:53:46 February 22, 2011 06:53:46

F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs that business with Anderson now. Full Story

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And …they’re back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:35:03 February 22, 2011 06:35:03

Twilight has returned to Vancouver. The cast has come to shoot Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, mostly exteriors after working on mostly interiors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where they went virtually unpapped for almost the entire duration, leaving Twi-Hards idle in their losering with nothing to look at. Full Story

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February 22, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:21:56 February 22, 2011 06:21:56

Estella! Congratulations on birthing a human! And a very, very, very cute one! Nathan Daniel is delightful. Hope you’re resting well and recovering quickly. I expect you to keep up on this sh-t. You’re one of the originals. To Tamie - the sister of my heart and the best thing about B.C. Happy birthday week - I'll be celebrating over here in the COTU. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 12:28:08 February 21, 2011 12:28:08

Lainey’s in the air over Oregon-ish at the moment. Here’s Tingles. PS…I have removed Rachel Bilson from my Freebie 5 as of the date of this post. No explanation necessary I’m sure. - Jacek


Two of my favourite things inches from each other. Looks like Jay-Z’s as well. (Dlisted)

John Travolta looking like a 230 pound baby (The Superficial)

Queen snubs Sarah Ferguson (Popeater)

Rihanna looking hot for Kanye (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Reynolds on a bike. I think you ladies might approve (?) (Pop Sugar)

Italian Queen looking like a crack ho as a blonde on stage (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara in fine Shape (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr. and Micheal Bay to work together. This will be awesome! I can’t wait. (Socialite Life)

Almost there Lilo. One more layer is your next step and only option (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife sandwich (I'm Not Obsessed)

Please just happen already

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 11:32:21 February 21, 2011 11:32:21

Real life doesn’t work the Ross and Rachel way but when it comes to Rihanna and Drake, I wish it would. As I noted in the article after the Grammys, these two need to happen. For all of us. Rihanna and Drake performed during half-time at the NBA All-Star Game in LA last night and, well, it was a lot better than what the Black Eyed Peas delivered at the Super Bowl though to be fair, I suppose an indoor venue is different. Full Story

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What kind of a piece of sh-t…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 10:30:50 February 21, 2011 10:30:50

Jesse James has signed a book deal. He’s not writing about fixing up cars, or whatever it is that he calls a job. He signed the deal based on content about his life with ex-wife Sandra Bullock and his new life with soon to be new wife Kat Von D. Remember when Jesse James declared, upon announcing his engagement to Von D, that last year was the best year of his life? The same year he humiliated Sandra with his multiple infidelities and Nazi leanings? At the time it didn’t seem he could sink any lower. Full Story

What Madonna’s offering

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 09:31:56 February 21, 2011 09:31:56

Madonna was at the Berlinale last week to present a few scenes from her film W.E. to potential buyers. It was an exclusive event. Press strictly forbidden. There was also a Q&A after the clips were presented and Madonna, in a gesture that demonstrates how badly she wants this, declared to the money people in the room that she’d be willing to travel to promote the film. Full Story

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Jen’s on the market

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 07:44:00 February 21, 2011 07:44:00

Housing market. You hear about this? Jennifer Aniston bought a house in Beverly Hills in 2006, after splitting from Brad Pitt, for $13 million. Then she spent 3 years redecorating. Now she’s listed it for $42 million. I suck at math, despite being Asian, so that’s, like, triple, right? Maybe it comes with a 5 year supply of weed, coke, and unlimited hugs. Full Story

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Family Day for Alanis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 07:10:08 February 21, 2011 07:10:08

It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously happy with her family yesterday in Venice, CA. Full Story

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Adele #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:46:56 February 21, 2011 06:46:56

Adele’s 21 drops tomorrow in North America. You ready? You’re on it, right? You lucky bitches overseas of course have had access to it for a while. And apparently you love it so much you’ve put Adele in the same category as The Beatles. She’s the first artist in 50 years, since the Fab Four, to have two top 5 singles and two top 5 albums on the charts, propelled by her amazing performance at the Brit Awards last week which has helped not only her current album but her debut album from two years ago, 19, as well. Full Story