She won’t cry or try to escape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 09:31:00 July 29, 2011 09:31:00

It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, many of them, in attendance. Full Story

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Reads in trees, compliments himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 08:36:19 July 29, 2011 08:36:19

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 08:10:04 July 29, 2011 08:10:04

This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the British royal family who is voted most likely to participate in one – and of course that would be Hot Harry who, this weekend, is expected at the wedding of his cousin Zara Phillips in Scotland but who, for today, is making headlines for the nickname he’s allegedly given the sister of his sister-in-law: Foxy Filly Whatever. Full Story

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July 29, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 07:31:19 July 29, 2011 07:31:19

To Chloe who is about to give birth to her first baby with love from Lindsey who says you’re the best friend ever who’ll be the best mom ever. Good luck! Happy Birthday to Emily from Sonoma – why get others when you can do it yourself, with even better results? You cracked me up with your comment about 6 inches of additional height on Taylor Kitsch. Full Story

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We’re staying with friends in Oliver, BC. They live on a hill that overlooks the Okanagan Valley. Right outside the front door there’s an apricot tree and I stuck out my arm and picked off a ripe one last night and had it for dessert.  Read Full Intro

Why is it always Neville?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 13:29:55 July 28, 2011 13:29:55

“Greatest Harry Potter Moments” was trending a while ago Twitter. I’m guessing because ITV aired a Top 50 Harry Potter moments special last night? Thanks @swedishgirlies! Am attaching a short video of Neville describing a few of his experiences. “Why is it always me?” Since there are no new photos of Neville/Matthew Lewis, I thought I’d include some older ones – these are from April 2011 – of Neville with Tonks and Luna and just Luna promoting the DVD release of HP7A in London. Full Story

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Alex and the brunette(s)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 12:20:41 July 28, 2011 12:20:41

Click here for my initial post last week about Alexander Skarsgard at Comic-Con, specifically about seeing him at the FilmDistrict party at the Hard Rock on Thursday night. We now know that he was single, having broken up with Kate Bosworth, despite her efforts otherwise. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 10:58:23 July 28, 2011 10:58:23

This sh-t is TIRED. (The Superficial)

I feel like Paz just puts it on now. Everyone’s into the Paz now. It’s time to move on. (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock’s little Louis has a newsboy cap too! (Pop Sugar)

Tami Taylor in purple y’all! (Hollywood Tuna)

Chloe Moretz already loves covering magazines (Just Jared)

Jean shorts never look like this on me (Popoholic)

Leighton loves her dog more than her mother and… can you blame her? (Celebuzz)

I could only make it through 30 seconds of this. Not because it’s bad, because it’s hard to tell, but because it’s like being WITH a Twi-Hard while it touches itself which… I might need an entire day to recover (Evil Beet Gossip)

Denise Richards wishes she didn’t get fake breasts (ICYDK)

Um, why is Gaga dressed so…normally??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Photo Assumption: Rachel & Daniel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 10:07:37 July 28, 2011 10:07:37

Rachel Weisz has been promoting The Whistleblower in New York. There was a premiere last night and then an afterparty. She was spotted leaving hand in hand with husband Daniel Craig. He never smiles, as you know, when he gets papped, but in photo assuming these shots, does he seem extra tense to you? I’ve noted all along for years that that man is wound. Full Story

Handpicked by George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 09:34:19 July 28, 2011 09:34:19

The Ides of March trailer was released yesterday after the poster came out the day before. George Clooney is the director and he adapted the screenplay with Grant Heslov but even though Clooney is the big name, the story is all Ryan Gosling. It all hinges on Ryan Gosling. And this is why George Clooney handpicked Ryan Gosling. Full Story

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