Can Porny look like GOOPy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 10:00:00 February 18, 2011 10:00:00

Porny’s getting married this year. So she’s trying to lean out, get into her dress. Her last trainer was Harley Pasternak. But Harley’s connected to John Mayer. And besides, Porny wants to look like GOOP. Gwyneth’s body is aspirational? That’s actually a business plan. Full Story

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Jim & Mickey make music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 09:31:50 February 18, 2011 09:31:50

I just found out that Jim Sturgess is on Twitter - http://twitter.com/mrjimsturgess. It’s mostly in service of his music. Apparently he and his longtime girlfriend Mickey O’Brien (keyboardist for La Roux) are working on some music together. Full Story

Vile Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 08:35:00 February 18, 2011 08:35:00

Yesterday I asked you to think about how much cash money you’d demand in exchange for lying underneath Kelsey Grammer. I was really graphic about it. Because you have to imagine in order to appreciate Kayte Walsh’s life choice. What she’s sacrificing. Full Story

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How was your week of romance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 07:51:43 February 18, 2011 07:51:43

Daniel Craig spent the week in New York and Rachel Weisz happened to be in New York – click here for a refresher. At the time I asked if it was a Coincidence or Conspiracy. On Valentine’s Day Daniel was spotted leaving a bar called The Box. Full Story

An Open Letter To Parents With Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 07:38:14 February 18, 2011 07:38:14

Written by Duana Dear Parents, Please deny your children their dreams. The child stars you keep complaining about? The ones who go off the rails? That happens because a parent, with stars in their eyes and dreams of fame and living vicariously, decides it’s all right to let the child pursue acting, or dance, or whatnot – and that way madness lies. Full Story

Chicken Fried Hold It Against Me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 07:20:16 February 18, 2011 07:20:16

As previously noted, I love this song. I mean, I’m not saying it changed my life, but it doesn’t pretend to want to either. For what it is – easy, silly, fun – it works. And while I haven’t tried running to it yet, I almost can’t wait to, despite the fact that I actually hate running. Full Story

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February 18, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 06:39:53 February 18, 2011 06:39:53

The Langley Animal Protection Society (LAPS) needs your help in its drive for a $100K grant as a part of the Pepsi Refresh Project. LAPS is a small grassroots volunteer driven non-profit organization working to save animals. Since 2003 they have helped more than 10,000 stray, lost and unwanted pets in their community. Full Story

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Quick reminder that the TV LiveBlog with Duana will go today at a slightly different time – 3:30pm ET/12:30pm PT. Join us for an FNL group cry and more! So… another week, and we still can’t close it without some kind of Lindsay Lohan drama.  Read Full Intro

How much is too much?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 14:30:36 February 17, 2011 14:30:36

Have received several emails already today about the cut-ness of Cameron Diaz’s arms. Cam has always been pretty fit. And ARod likes his women fit. (Wasn’t his wife a bodybuilder?) And you know, Cam’s priority #1 right now is keeping him happy. So I guess she’s extra fit right now. Full Story

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GOOP for Nobel Peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 13:42:12 February 17, 2011 13:42:12

F-ck the EGOT. Gwyneth’s after something more. She acts, she sings, she macrobiotics, she mothers, she matchmakes, she works out, she bakes, she purees, she loves, she laughs, she cries, and now she brokers peace… Am I missing something? Amazing story today coming out of THR Full Story

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