Smutty Tingles
40 posts and 10,000 words later...that’s our Golden Globes wrap-up. Duana’s been mainlining coffee; I’ve been sustained by hot water and the promise of Veronica Mars. Logan Echolls and I have some catching up to do.
Back on regular schedule tomorrow.
But please continue to send us your comments and observations and dissenting opinions. We love award season. And we LOVE sharing it with you! Thank you so much for hitting the site so hard today. It’s a little slow and has gone down a couple of times due to volume, but it’s there, waiting for you to read.
The time Brad Pitt giggled and giggled and giggled and giggled (Dlisted)
Lindsay Lohan is never more pathetic than during award season (The Superficial)
Chris Martin still isn’t over Brad Pitt (Celebedge)
Rihanna pulls off a fat one (Hollywood Tuna)
Cameron Diaz looks...terrible. Do we blame this on Diddy or ARod? (Pop Sugar)
Oh hi Jason Momoa. Is it too late to say Happy New Year? (Just Jared)
Rooney Mara: it is aloof...or simply insignificant? (Cele|bitchy)
Bar wears red jeans too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Penelope and Javier walk the baby (I'm Not Obsessed)
How Madonna responded to Elton John’s tantrum (Towleroad)
This might take a few weeks
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On Friday, Claire Danes and Leonardo DiCaprio both attended the AFI gala. I found a photo of them together. And, obviously, my immediate association was Romeo & Juliet. Only one of my all time favourite movies. Click here Full Story
GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman
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No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full shade of red, but it’s not really that pronounced of a difference. Full Story
GG Best Man: Idris Elba
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I’ve already mentioned that Luther is my jam. You need to get on that if you haven’t already. There are a few shows that I can’t talk about too much because...corny as it is to say... my feelings for them are so intense, I still want to keep them private, like a secret relationship. Roll your eyes, I deserve it. Full Story
GG Duana’s Best Dressed: Laura Dern
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This green dress really moved me onscreen, but in the still pictures, it’s less dynamic. Maybe that’s the point of sequins, that they have to be seen in motion to really kick you in the eyeballs. It’s an interesting dress – both super-sexy and a little bit austere. Full Story
Lainey’s GG Best Dressed: Nicole Kidman
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Put Nicole in a room with Madonna (and Jessica Lange) every time and her face actually starts to move. Even Third Lip wasn’t so third lippy last night. But that Versace was her best in a long, long time.You know why? It gave her an hourglass. Nicole is a lean woman. And somehow this dress created so much shape. Full Story
GG Fontrum: Madonna
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I grew up in the 80s. Madonna was my guardian angel, my camp counsellor, my ways and my means. What I’m trying to say is that I will always want to side with Madonna. She’s connected to my youth. And those inclinations, formed in adolescence, attached to teen memory, are almost impossible to corrupt. Full Story
GG Third Saggy Breast: Jessica Biel
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Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this?She’s not enough for this, you know what I mean?Like, the woman who wears this dress has to be really, really special. Full Story
GG Best Hair: Angelina Jolie
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An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesn’t need to look like this. Angelina’s isn’t perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seconds. Full Story
GG Worst Hair & Forever $400: Stacy Keibler
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Nothing says small town to me more than poor hairstyling, where the “rules” of fashion and appearance have never been updated, one of which dictates that fancy parties require curls or updos. Making it exciting is taking it only half way up. This is what Stacy Keibler gave us last night. And just as we were starting to make progress - see here Full Story
GG Worst Happy Face: Claire Danes
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Behold, a thesis in two parts: Point the first – the physical. Danes and I are of a similar age. But…flatter myself, sure...I think she looks SO much older than me. Part of that can be attributed to the razor-thin demands that we know in Hollywood – the body-or-face choice comes early. Full Story