Pitt & Paz

December 10, 2010 09:09:00 Posted at December 10, 2010 09:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my visual integrity. Anyone who grooms their sh-t like that is an automatic please leave my party now. Full Story

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2 & 4 side by side

December 10, 2010 08:23:47 Posted at December 10, 2010 08:23:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other day at a London press conference for The Way Back I noted that there were no photos of Jim Sturgess and Colin Farrell, numbers 2 and 4 on my Five List, standing next to each other...and that was good for self preservation. Last night at the Spanish premiere of the film though, they did indeed go shoulder to shoulder. Full Story

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This will be a TV show

December 10, 2010 07:46:50 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:46:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You are all so kind. Several months ago when I posted photos of Lara Flynn Boyle all f-cked in the face, many of you cautioned that it was probably to do with treatment for a medical condition and not what I had presumed which was too much screwing around with enhancements and injections and Botox and whatever it is that these Hollywood people keep putting in their bodies. Full Story

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The voice is worse than the bong

December 10, 2010 07:24:34 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:24:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the top story this morning: newly 18 Miley Cyrus and a bong. Have you seen the video yet? Yes. The video. It’s here. Click. According to TMZ – somehow they obtained the video so we’re going to go with their substance analysis – Miley is smoking salvia, which is legal. Full Story

December 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 10, 2010 07:06:37 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:06:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becky! Happy Birthday with love from Lisa who said you both read my smut with moral superiority? Please. I need to hear more of this! Happy Belated 22nd Birthday Brianna! Old? Don’t make me want to throttle you! Maybe looking at photos of your requests – Hartnett, Pattinson, Jakey, and Westwick – will make the day suck less. Full Story

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The TV LiveBlog with Duana will go today at 3pm ET/Noon PT and here’s an advance word for you bitches who kept insisting I watch Misfits. Well I did. Fully caught up now on Season 2. But WHY, WHYYYYY would you recommend a show with only 6 episodes a season and a year in between seasons knowing I’d get obsessed??? I am angry with you.  Read Full Intro

Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy

December 9, 2010 14:37:00 Posted at December 9, 2010 14:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything –the only funny part of an interview that was terrifyingly stupid and offensive. Full Story

GOOP, boots, Arby’s

December 9, 2010 13:30:55 Posted at December 9, 2010 13:30:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new GOOP is – yay! – not about food but rather boots. Gwyneth footwear! It’s because she says she’s freezing her ass off in Chicago shooting Contagion. I like the Celtic Sheepskin Company ones. But the Jimmy Choo UGGs are the tackiest sh-ts ever and I will break up with you if you buy them. Full Story

Tom Cruise in Vancouver

December 9, 2010 13:18:00 Posted at December 9, 2010 13:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the first shots of Tom Cruise in Vancouver – taken last night as he was leaving the studio. As previously mentioned, he’s been pretty stealth in town. Travels with tight security. In and out mysteriously – flew out for the weekend, then back again, and his spent long hours at work without much downtime. Full Story

TV Live Blog - Thursday, December 09, 2010

December 9, 2010 11:56:23 Posted at December 9, 2010 11:56:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MISFITS!!! I’m trying to get Duana to get on it. And I’ll be nagging you all to get on it too. But... actually... maybe that’s not very kind. It’s only 6 episodes per season –like giving you a taste, just a taste, of the best awesomeness and then putting it behind unreachable glass for a year. Full Story