Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last year at Comic-Con two nerds got into a fight over a seat and one stabbed the other in the eye, um, with a pen. Violence is WRONG and it should not be funny and yes, you are reprimanding me for finding it funny. But... isn’t it? A little? We didn’t think anything could top that.  Read Full Intro

Orly’s face on a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 16:18:06 July 26, 2011 16:18:06

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story

On Ron, Charlie, SoA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 13:59:00 July 26, 2011 13:59:00

Like I said re: Game of Thrones, there’s less than a page of Sons of Anarchy panel photos from Comic-Con. And maybe 2 full body shots of Charlie Hunnam. As opposed of course to Twilight which takes up at least 30 pages between all its castmembers including, like, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed. Nikki Reed has more solo shots available than the entire SoA panel. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 12:36:48 July 26, 2011 12:36:48

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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Endearing Andrew Garfield

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 11:17:11 July 26, 2011 11:17:11

By now you’ve all heard about Andrew Garfield at Comic-Con right? At the Spider-Man panel, he dressed up in a store bought Spidey suit and took to the mic with a rather geeky little speech about how much Spidey means to him. He was breathless and nervous, there was no polish or practice, but at the same time it wasn’t awkward either. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 10:56:59 July 26, 2011 10:56:59

Dads and sons don’t go to the ballgame anymore? (The Superficial)

See? Now imagine you’re a nerd who only gets out once a year! No wonder they’re strokin’ it in the washroom! (Dlisted)

Sofia’s purple gives a Smurf blue...fur? (Hollywood Tuna)

I actually can’t believe we’re seeing Diane Kruger in sweats (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Alba is luminous (Just Jared)

She has a perfect body for white jeans (Popoholic)

Parents fight over their kids over Twitter. Class! (Amy Grindhouse)

Vagina Virgin in a peacoat (Celebuzz)

Jakey & Maggie stand up for dad (Pink Is The New Blog)

This...was a little extra for Comic-Con. But the dress itself was really quite beautiful (Go Fug Yourself)

Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 08:45:45 July 26, 2011 08:45:45

Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and have filed papers in French court against L’Express Magazine for fuelling what they call “false rumours” about their relationship. Full Story

Big. TIFF.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 08:30:58 July 26, 2011 08:30:58

The Toronto International Film Festival has just announced its initial line-up and it’s a blockbuster. This year will be a blockbuster. What? You want some names? How about these names: George ClooneyBrad PittMadonnaU2 – the opening night gala And SO many more. I’m just trying to process the press release now so my thoughts might be all over the place but here’s a quick snapshot: Clooney will present both The Descendents, directed by Alexander Payne, and his own film The Ides of March, also starring Ryan Gosling. Full Story

The GMD could totally do Nessun Dorma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 07:49:56 July 26, 2011 07:49:56

As we all know, the GMD got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because one after another they’re trotting them out to deliver these lines, the same lines, so if it’s not overly obvious then, um, it must be true??? According to his Rock of Ages co-star Malin Ackerman: "You will be shocked. Full Story

July 26, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 07:01:51 July 26, 2011 07:01:51

Dearest Jane, happy bday sis! Where would I be without you?! A little taller I guess (more milk for me) and a little fatter (less competition). If I could get you anything (other than the iPad you demanded), you know I'd have Michael Muhney standing on your door step wearing only a big red bow! Love ya sis. Full Story

Monday, July 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

My favourite Amy Winehouse Song is Tears Dry On Their Own. How could such a happy sounding song be, at its heart, so terribly, terribly sad? He walks away, the sun goes downHe takes the day but I’m goneAnd in your wayIn this blue shadeMy tears dry on their ownBlue Shade is exactly what it is.  Read Full Intro