Chicken Fried Susan Boyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:08:00 March 30, 2011 08:08:00

Britney Spears appeared on Kimmel last night and, well, I guess it was a little better than Vegas and Good Morning America, she seemed somewhat more alert than the previous two occasions, but still… almost everything feels like it’s on delay, Chicken Fried slow motion, so obvious that it almost becomes more entertaining watching everyone try not to point out the obvious. Full Story

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Transfer dirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 07:46:14 March 30, 2011 07:46:14

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, also a major media mogul and estimated to be the 3rd richest man in the country, is being tried for paying a 17 year old girl to have sex with him and using his considerable resources to try to kill the story. Berlusconi is 74 and denies the charges. His lawyers have included George Clooney on a possible witness list and Clooney claims to be flummoxed as to why he’s been brought into it: “It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur. Full Story

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James and the Original Fiona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 06:59:31 March 30, 2011 06:59:31

What a bonus! Second sighting of James McAvoy in less than a week! He was out last night with his wife Anne-Marie Duff at the press night for Cause Celebre at the Old Vic Theatre. Duff, naturally, is receiving amazing reviews for her performance. It’s her first role since they became parents. What’s this about the Original Fiona? Many of you lately have been emailing about the US version of Shameless. Full Story

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

This is Rob Lowe on the cover of the new Vanity Fair. I grew up in the 80s. I had it bad for Rob Lowe. It was the worst during Youngblood. But if every Five List has an inaugural patron member, mine would probably be Rob Lowe. Or Leslie Cheung, the late Chinese superstar whose death anniversary is coming up on April 1st.  Read Full Intro

I wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:47:44 March 29, 2011 14:47:44

Ever have those moments when you see someone with a great haircut, so great, looks so good you want to drop what you’re doing and go to the stylist now and get yours done the same way? I just checked the photo agency a few minutes ago and saw these shots of Michelle Williams walking around Brooklyn today and am overcome with so much Want for her hair. Full Story

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Killing Bono in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:19:28 March 29, 2011 14:19:28

Nope. I’m not done riding you about Misfits yet. And as promised, any time there are photos from the Misfits cast, I will be all over it. Lately it’s been all Robert Sheehan as he promotes both A Turtle’s Tale and Killing Bono which, I don’t know if we’ll get here in North America, so you bitches over in the UK better appreciate how lucky you are. Full Story

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Twilight Wedding Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:09:00 March 29, 2011 14:09:00

This week is when they’re shooting the wedding reception and accompanying scenes for Twilight Breaking Dawn in Squamish. Am told there was a cast dinner last night at Rockwell’s. In attendance: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, and some other people I’ve never heard of. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 13:11:22 March 29, 2011 13:11:22

What’s worse? Christina Aguilera without makeup or Chicken Fried Britney? (The Superficial)

No, wait. It’s Lindsay LOHAN who’s the worst without makeup (Dlisted)

So are you saying Kirstie Alley is the new Taylor Swift? (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens put a lot of thought into this airport outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe and his BFF and all their kids (Pop Sugar)

Kate Hudson totally wants to be a singer (Just Jared)

She kinda looks like a cross between Scarjo and Keira Knightley right? (Popoholic)

Gaga turns 25 (Celebuzz)

Brooklyn’s Jennifer Aniston hair in a bikini (The Blemish)

The Fug Girls aren’t feeling it…but I don’t mind it at all (Go Fug Yourself)

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 11:54:38 March 29, 2011 11:54:38

I’d love to spend the entire hour reminiscing about the Brat Pack and Jennifer Lopez’s 1998 but I’m a relic and you people probably don’t care. We should however address the whole Natalie Portman Black Swan dance double scandal as many of you have been emailing about it and we’ll get into more talk about The Hunger Games I expect and a few riddle guesses and comatose Chicken Fried Britney on GMA and more and more and more. Full Story

Your Highness Thigh Thickness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 11:00:09 March 29, 2011 11:00:09

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL arrived at Letterman yesterday to pre-tape an interview to air Friday in support of his new film Your Highness. Danny McBride was also in studio, his appearance aired last night. I really, really want Your Highness to be as funny as its trailer. Really do. But I keep hearing it sucks. Full Story

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Rough day at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 10:15:15 March 29, 2011 10:15:15

Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these days, when it comes to keeping his straying on leash, how could he have spent all day with her yesterday, while shooting an ad for Pepsi, in a swimsuit, with her ridiculous body, and not wonder, just once, or several times, what it would be like to roll around with that for a while? Because when he’s playing offside, Becks has demonstrated he needs more than just bones. Full Story

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