Pitting Gerry against Justin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 12:49:46 March 23, 2011 12:49:46

Jessica Biel couldn’t make Justin Timberlake stay. And it’s been splashed all over the tabloids that he was unfaithful, that he didn’t want to marry her, that she tolerated it in exchange for a professional boost, and that he was trying to shake her for two years until he finally broke away. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 12:24:42 March 23, 2011 12:24:42

Paz de la Huerta + Lindsay Lohan? Instant Amazingness (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga defends Rebecca Black (The Superficial)

The Olsen Twins styled Carey Mulligan (Popeater)

This is a pretty good Amanda Seyfried photo shoot. But couldn’t they change up her hair in one shot? (Hollywood Tuna)

My ShameF-ck all shamey and hot in LA (Pop Sugar)

Brooklyn Decker just borrowed Jennifer Aniston’s hair (Just Jared)

LOVE Uma Thurman’s shirtdress (Cele|bitchy)

Matt Damon wants Michael Douglas to bring a lot of chapstick (Towleroad)

A lot of girls really do use Twitter to pose pictures of themselves half naked (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Am really into Anne Hathaway’s dress. Just not sure about that thing in her hair (Celebuzz)

Whither Mad Men?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 10:56:12 March 23, 2011 10:56:12

Written by Duana So the panicky panicky news yesterday was that negotiations surrounding Mad Men are at such a standstill that the show may not come on until 2012. As people everywhere bemoaned their summer Sunday nights, when Don, Joan, and Peggy provided a little buffer against the ominous approach of Monday morning, the fatalists start their cries. Full Story

Simon says Sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 09:57:44 March 23, 2011 09:57:44

There was some stupid rumour circulating earlier this week that Simon Cowell was considering Taylor Momsen to host the US X Factor. When asked about it, Cowell was very clear about Taylor’s chances: "Who? I don't know who that is. Unless there's something someone's not telling me. Full Story

Girls Sh-t over babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 08:43:11 March 23, 2011 08:43:11

As I always say: Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Spice Girl Sh-t is even better. Seems like they’re all pregnant right now. The latest to announce is Melanie Brown. She joins Emma Bunton and, of course, Victoria Beckham, all expecting babies later this year. Apparently Victoria hasn’t reached out to Mel to offer congratulations. Full Story

Robo Proportions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 08:05:54 March 23, 2011 08:05:54

As a “designer”, you’d think she’d have at least a basic understanding, right? Katie Holmes attended the premiere of her new short “film” in New York last night. It’s called The Decision. Something about colouring her own hair? With a John Frieda product? Along those lines… A 30 second clip is below. Full Story

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Three more sleeps…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 07:36:43 March 23, 2011 07:36:43

Until Reese Witherspoon becomes a wife again. At least according to Radar as they were the first report that the Witherspoon/Toth wedding would happen on March 26th. More evidence of that was provided last night as Reese, in mom wedges and a cardigan, and Jim and the children hooked up for dinner with family members on both sides. Full Story

Franco: more and more like Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 07:15:49 March 23, 2011 07:15:49

You know how she namechecks, right? Lindsay Lohan? Like she’ll have dinner somewhere and maybe Johnny Depp will walk by and nod his head because he can’t be rude and five minutes later on Twitter, Lilo will be all like – Johnny Depp came by my table and wished me luck. It happens all the time. Full Story

March 23, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 06:57:04 March 23, 2011 06:57:04

Anna H! Happy Birthday with love from Roberto! Congrats to Alanna and Matt on the safe arrival of Baby Molly! Can't wait 'til she makes her first visit to PEI! - from your PEI girls To Sheri – Happy Birthday! A visit from your bestie with champagne sounds amazing. So does that weekend in Santa Fe. Full Story

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

The Weekly LiveBlog returns today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us! Are we allowed to keep sleeping on days when every headline is about the dumbassness that is Dancing with the Hasbeen Sh-ts? For the next 3 months, Kirstie Alley’s dancing weight will dominate every discussion.  Read Full Intro

We need help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 14:43:38 March 22, 2011 14:43:38

So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about how supportive his fans have been. Full Story