May 5, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2011 07:19:42 May 5, 2011 07:19:42

Happy Belated Birthday Alexa with love from your sister Natalia who says you’re wonderful, funny, smart, full of steeze, and oh so capable. I LOVE that capable is important. I love that for you two, in a list of attributes, “capable” factored and “beautiful” didn’t. Full Story

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Join us today at 3pm ET/noon PT for the Weekly Liveblog! There was Wedding Porn and there was Dress Porn and now… I think it’s only fitting if we get some Pitt Porn. Need some Brange in my life. Because it’s not like Jennifer Love Hewitt being single again is going to keep us buoyed from the high of the two previous events.  Read Full Intro

Cam talks big

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 14:15:24 May 4, 2011 14:15:24

Cameron Diaz is featured on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2011. She ranks 4th. So, you know, she’s fronting like she’s all cool about relationships in a men’s magazine, perpetuating the image that she’s a guy’s girl, burpy and farty, super chill, not super clingy, and doesn’t demand more: "I do (think marriage is a dying institution). Full Story

Chelsy Davy and Kate’s shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 13:12:32 May 4, 2011 13:12:32

Let’s make a story out this one, shall we? Since we all have Wedding Withdrawal anyway. Chelsy Davy went shopping today. Also King’s Road. Like Kate Middleton just days before she married Prince William and was savvy enough to make sure we knew about it. These girls, they’re rich, they can afford to go to Selfridges and drop a lot more. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 11:55:16 May 4, 2011 11:55:16

Can we collectively complain about the One Day trailer today? Are we worried for Saoirse Ronan that she’ll be frolicking in some kind of meadow in weird Little House on the Prairie clothes? Or is it Royal-ness we’ll be obsessing about? And Dress Porn from the Met Gala! It’s been a while since we’ve liveblogged – looking forward to it! Thanks for joining Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 11:37:30 May 4, 2011 11:37:30

Has he demonstrated that he’s trustworthy? Why believe him now? What is it about putting lies in books that suddenly makes them true? (Dlisted)

Katy Perry’s ridiculous tit to waist ratio in Vanity Fair (The Superficial)

This movie sounds bunker and bunker (Popeater)

When Rihanna lets her mermaid loose (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson do an English talk show (Pop Sugar)

Skinny girls show their baby bumps pretty early (Just Jared)

I know you won’t be but I am totally into these pants (Cele|bitchy)

People get so creative about what they can sue for. I think I should spend more time on this. (Buzznet)

How hard do you think they’re trying not to show how much they’re loving this? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This helped with my cold today. Something heartwarmy (Towleroad)

Keeping it fresh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 10:49:33 May 4, 2011 10:49:33

Not much needs to be said about these shots of Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson in New York yesterday. They met up on a street corner, they were thrilled to see each other, he kissed her enthusiastically, then they went for lunch and couldn’t stop being f-cking cute. Right? Joshua has just wrapped on Season 3 of Fringe and received some good news early too – the show has been picked up for a full 4th season so it’s another year of employment and a steady paycheque and yes, they have to worry about that too. Full Story

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The Singing Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 10:14:32 May 4, 2011 10:14:32

Written by Duana Brittany has a show on Youtube on which she outs Santana while Amber and Tina watch. It’s about fondue, and consequently it makes me want fondue. Rachel asks Sam to the prom, and he really says no in a harsh manner. Full Story

Monroe & Moroccan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 09:25:00 May 4, 2011 09:25:00

You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because we needed distance between the excitement of Will and Kate and then we needed more distance from the news of OBL’s death, and now it’s midweek and if we don’t know now, we won’t care as we approach the weekend. Full Story

Saoirse Ronan enters the Black Hole of Taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 09:04:00 May 4, 2011 09:04:00

Written by Sarah I think you all understand my disdain for the Twilight Saga as “literature”, and that I hold the movies to be only slightly better at best. I have zero respect for Stephenie Meyer as a writer. One of the few times I’ve ever been in synch with Oprah was when she had Meyer on her show and proceeded to treat Meyer like a housewife who won the lottery (which, basically, she did). Full Story

Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 08:16:30 May 4, 2011 08:16:30

That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That photo of Princes William and Harry supposedly getting dressed with Prince Charles – fake and lame, the end. Full Story