Monday, February 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Enough with the Justin Bieber cameos. Every day last week, every time the tv came on, there was a Justin Bieber cameo. At the Super Bowl, on SNL, talk shows, even on The Daily Show. Why The Daily Show? Bieber of course is currently on heavy promotion for his movie Never Say Never.  Read Full Intro

Justin at the Super Bowl: no Jessica, hi Olivia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 13:21:19 February 7, 2011 13:21:19

Justin Timberlake was at a Super Bowl party on Friday night for Audi. Jessica Biel did not join him. She stayed back in LA, was spotted out for coffee on Saturday with a friend after working out. Jessica has been passed over lately for several roles including Cat Woman. She’s said to be in contention for Lois Lane in the new Superman. Full Story

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Ex-love, new love, & the friend cheat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 12:36:00 February 7, 2011 12:36:00

Written by Sasha Hey Sasha, I met J when I was twenty. We were crazy about each other; like any typical young couple we thought we’d invented “love” and that nobody before or after us could feel as deeply as we did about one another. Full Story

Your Voice In My Head

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 12:22:00 February 7, 2011 12:22:00

By Emma Forrest At 16 she was writing her own column for the Sunday Times. She was contributing to the Guardian by the age of 21. And Vogue, and Vanity Fair, and the Independent. At 22 she published her first book. It was very well received. Two more followed. Those were acclaimed too. By the way, Emma Forrest was also named one of Variety’s Top Ten Screenwriters to Watch in 2009. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 11:24:00 February 7, 2011 11:24:00

When Patriotism is an excuse for not being prepared (Dlisted)

Selma Blair’s baby bump in a bikini (The Superficial)

The Glee cast might have been sorry, but the Glee writers definitely are not (Popeater)

An 18 year old holding hands with a 16 year old. For real – this isn’t weird to you? (Hollywood Tuna)

Did ARod pick out Cam’s bikini? (Pop Sugar)

Renee Zellweger’s snapface is totally almost gone. Thanks Bradley Cooper. (Just Jared)

Nicole Kidman looks washed out (Socialite Life)

Here’s a really beautiful model in lingerie to represent how you feel about Valentine’s Day (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scabby talks about immigration (I'm Not Obsessed)

Ben Affleck on his BFF Matt Damon (Cele|bitchy)

Well played Chelsy, well played

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 10:33:09 February 7, 2011 10:33:09

Two weeks ago I posted this article about Chelsy Davy hanging out with date rape-y looking rich boys in Zimbabwe with pap photos taken from curiously close distance, positing that she’d either been sold out by her mates or that she certainly didn’t mind seeing these pictures published for the effect it might have on Hot Harry on a Horse. Full Story

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Out of control? Or Provoked?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 10:12:00 February 7, 2011 10:12:00

I’m sure you’ve heard about the Shia LaBeouf incident this weekend? In short, was at a local bar on Friday night/Saturday morning with friends, a regular hangout he’s been known to visit once, twice a week. He was drunk which is, I think, what usually happens when young guys hit up the bar. Full Story

I’m a huge f-cking movie star&I make giant movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 08:48:34 February 7, 2011 08:48:34

Matt Damon was not in Dallas for the Super Bowl. Instead, he spent the weekend in Malibu with his wife and all their girls. They have a lot of girls. And he does make giant movies and is a huge f-cking movie star but somehow Matt Damon finds time to shoot 30 Rock cameos and Jimmy Kimmel joke clips and Entourage appearances and produce independent films and work as the ambassador for a charity called One X One and shoot ESPN interviews about Mike McCarthy that crack us up. Full Story

Glee’s real age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 08:10:31 February 7, 2011 08:10:31

Written by DuanaGood Morning, and welcome to an episode of “Glee!” Yes, indeed I have watched this big ol’ episode, and I’ve kind of made a new peace with the show. Full Story

Eminem > Adrien Brody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:58:22 February 7, 2011 07:58:22

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles Full Story

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Lea > Christina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:14:35 February 7, 2011 07:14:35

The fallback whenever Christina Aguilera shows up somewhere looking f-cking busted – which is often these days – is that, well, at least she can sing… Still? Errrrm… Last night? At the Super Bowl? The lyrics are a problem. The bigger problem was the singing. That wasn’t singing. Full Story

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