Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 18:01:00 October 5, 2011 18:01:00

Johnny Depp says sorry. So did Brad Pitt, but why do you forgive Johnny easier? (Dlisted)

Tara Reid is a bargain (The Superficial)

Leo has something else wrapped around him now (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet and Gwen Stefani who doesn’t look like Gwen Stefani (Evil Beet Gossip)

Amanda Seyfried’s long ass legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki is marvellous in white (JustJared)

Gwyneth annoys a crusty old author (Cele|bitchy)

Stars and gore (Celebuzz)

Bondage wear in Japan Vogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ryan Gosling downplays his pretty (Towleroad)

Paris Fashion Week: Louis Vuitton S/S 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 17:13:12 October 5, 2011 17:13:12
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Kate Moss, a Marc Jacobs favourite, closed the show today in Paris in an exquisite white little dress with the best white pumps I’ve seen in a season full of white pumps. And the heel doesn’t look stupid high either. Want them. In fact, all the bags and shoes in this particular collection are amazing. Full Story

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She read the Clooney training manual

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 16:36:18 October 5, 2011 16:36:18
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George Clooney was photographed in New York last night at a screening for The Ides of March, opening Friday. There’s a premiere tonight too. Not sure if his girlfriend Stacy Keibler will be joining him. He already debuted her last week, officially, on the carpet in Hollywood. But why waste all her great training? After all, we are campaigning now. Full Story

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Shaki’s not Demi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:55:40 October 5, 2011 15:55:40

Spanish gossips were all jizzy yesterday at a report out of Mexico about Gerard Pique cheating on Shakira - click here for a refresher. The news was all over Europe. And all over Twitter. And Shaki is all over Twitter. She immediately posted this message:Suerte a la selección española esta semana y a mi número 3, muah! @3gerardpique . Full Story

Rich is the new asshole

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 5, 2011 15:43:53 October 5, 2011 15:43:53

I’m confessing my TV shame: I like, nay, I kind of actually love, the show Revenge. Some of it is Emily VanCamp—I’ve always liked her. But mostly it’s that Revenge is campy, soapy fun, and it airs on Wednesdays so it’s perfect mid-week escapism. Also, it’s about rich people getting screwed which is now the #1 fantasy of all people everywhere. Full Story

Handholding makes her nauseous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:19:05 October 5, 2011 15:19:05
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Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared much livelier - click here Full Story

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“Hot-tub worthy” infidelity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:40:41 October 5, 2011 14:40:41

That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub worthy” candidates to take back to his suite, where they did indeed, all three of them, get into the hot-tub, naked, to make out. Full Story

October 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:34:39 October 5, 2011 14:34:39

Paul! It is your wife’s birthday today. Oh sh-t! How many times did Gigi repeat that last night? Anyway Jenn says you have been a hero this last week. And of course she’s not pissy. She says you’re the most awesome husband and that “what you do every other regular day of her life more than makes up for this”. Full Story

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s a rumour circulating that Madonna will perform at halftime at the Super Bowl. Her people have not denied the report which basically means they’re still negotiating. Some people are questioning whether or not Madonna’s audience is a Super Bowl audience.  Read Full Intro