Why are they so happy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 08:31:07 May 2, 2011 08:31:07

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hate paps. Together, apart, they do. And it’s not like they don’t know that they’re being shot either. After all this time, they know. So here they are in Washington this weekend, after the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, heading to an afterparty hand in hand. Full Story

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Becks touches the bump!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 07:56:00 May 2, 2011 07:56:00

Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t buy. Which is perhaps why David was wearing his OBE on the wrong side. Full Story

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Royal Wedding: portraits, brothers, handholding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 06:46:27 May 2, 2011 06:46:27

Here are the official portraits taken by photographer Hugo Burnand in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace BEFORE the kiss(es) on the balcony. I love the group shot with the children, especially the boy leaning in, and her hand on his thigh. I love that Hot Harry, that eternal f-ck up, could not hold his sh-t together long enough to pose with the family without bursting into giggles. Full Story

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May 2, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 06:15:49 May 2, 2011 06:15:49

For Sara C – Happy 40th Birthday! Thanks for reading my blog for so long! As for a bathroom on Friday – I was a camel on purpose, if you must know. Went for 9 hours without having to go. And then after a short break, went another 8 hours before going again. You don’t think that’s bad, do you? To Tina - I’m SO sorry to hear about your power f-ck up during the Royal Wedding! Hope you were able to watch it after? Analyse every detail? By request, here’s Robert Pattinson at the Barcelona premiere of Water For Elephants yesterday with Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

Friday, April 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s Wedding Day! As previously noted, I’ll be posting photos in real time as they’re released. The guest arrivals, the groom and Hot Harry arrivals, and of course, Kate Middleton in her dress, entering Westminster Abbey for the last time as a civilian.  Read Full Intro