The best 7 minutes of today

December 1, 2010 06:30:47 Posted at December 1, 2010 06:30:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve only been up for a couple of hours and already it feels like it’ll be a slog. But these are the times you need Mimi. Many of you emailed yesterday about the Mimi double amazingness post – her appearance(s) on the Home Shopping Network and the vocal throwdown with her ma. Click here Full Story

December 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 1, 2010 06:19:47 Posted at December 1, 2010 06:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Morgie!!! We hope you have an amazing day and we can't wait to celebrate with you at Christmas!! Arff, Arff!! And for those of you who’ve asked about Sasha, my cousin’s son, who was Rafael Nadal for Halloween last year – this year he was a monkey (in red chucks), she’s only just sent me the photos. Full Story

Posh is the most natural

November 30, 2010 14:30:03 Posted at November 30, 2010 14:30:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks straight up NATURAL. Full Story

Sharlto’s fokkin’ party

November 30, 2010 13:45:27 Posted at November 30, 2010 13:45:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah from Cinesnark alerted me to the fact that Sharlto Copley has a Facebook and one of those that are open to non Facebook people. I checked in with it today for some added content to these photos and loved his message on November 26. Full Story

This is not my Cammie

November 30, 2010 13:11:10 Posted at November 30, 2010 13:11:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jenny emailed me last night. (Hi Jenny! Love to Sheldon and how’s your golf handicap?) Jenny was on holiday in Cabo at the same time as Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez and ended up at Nowhere Bar on Saturday night when they were there too. What you are about to read disturbed me very much. Here’s Jenny’s account of what they were like: “(Cameron) made a fool of herself. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 30, 2010

November 30, 2010 11:50:05 Posted at November 30, 2010 11:50:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a quick note about the TV LiveBlog with Duana on Thursday. I am travelling to Tofino that day for our annual anniversary vacation (that was postponed for Harry Potter this year) and will not have wireless during the ferry ride and subsequent drive to the coast. We’re trying to reschedule for Friday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 30, 2010 11:18:03 Posted at November 30, 2010 11:18:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christina Aguilera’s accelerated romance (The Superficial)

Jesus Christ! Madge needs to ease up on those goddamn fillers. (Dlisted)

Chelsea wants Jen to pull an Emma Watson. Hell no. (Popeater)

I disagree with animal print, especially on such a large surface (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon – that’s supposed to be a saucy expression (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce for Tom Ford (Just Jared)

Oh look! Shelfy needs you to remember her again (Popoholic)

Jon Hamm. What else do you need? (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber tries to de-squeak (The Blemish)

Amanda Peets’s never ending dressing problem. !!!!!!!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

Burberry Gwyneth

November 30, 2010 10:16:10 Posted at November 30, 2010 10:16:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the wrong Asian it’s a fine line between stylish and low classy. Full Story

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Lil C-Face

November 30, 2010 09:30:07 Posted at November 30, 2010 09:30:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really love how know-it-all you all are about your gossip. Late yesterday I posted this article re: Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman and Julia’s piece in Variety praising Natalie, with a reference to a nickname. And then came your emails know-it-alling about what the nickname was; it comes from an interview Natalie gave to Peter Sarsgaard for Interview Magazine during which she reveals that when she first met Julia she presented her with a necklace that said C-NT. Full Story

Mimi and her ma throw down

November 30, 2010 09:00:17 Posted at November 30, 2010 09:00:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed me the last few days about Mariah Carey on the Home Shopping Network. I don’t know how to find the HSN on my tv. And why is it that you all are watching this? What are you buying??? A question for another time... The point is my Mimi is selling her sh-t on HSN. Tacky ass rainbow butterfly cubic zirconia and crystals. Full Story