Guard your belongings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 10:20:11 February 2, 2011 10:20:11

Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was a way to steal it, that bitch probably would. Full Story

Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 09:12:00 February 2, 2011 09:12:00

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:41:00 February 2, 2011 08:41:00

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

GOOPy at the Grammys!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:02:00 February 2, 2011 08:02:00

Can’t wait to liveblog the Grammys! Especially now…because Gwyneth Paltrow is confirmed to be performing with Cee-Lo! Apparently they’ll be joined by the Jim Henson Company Puppets. Sounds like Forget You is probably a good bet. Imagine that. Full Story

Pretty gets super ugly super fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 07:35:15 February 2, 2011 07:35:15

Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for long stretches. His supporters then leaked to Radar Online that she’s a controlling bitch who’s been spying on him and is jealous about all the new hot ass he’s been getting. Full Story

February 2, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 07:02:03 February 2, 2011 07:02:03

To Mona and Lena with love from Jada who is so happy you’re safely out of Egypt and who can’t wait to see you when you’re back in London. Jada, with smugness, also wants to remind you that she warned you about taking the trip at that particular time. To make up for being a smug bitch though, she’s offering as many drinks as you want when you get back. Full Story

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Meangirling JT?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2011 14:42:00 February 1, 2011 14:42:00

I mentioned this during the liveblog today and then totally forgot about it until a few emails started coming in – it’s a video that Thien sent me yesterday, an interview with Justin Timberlake, Jesse Eisenberg, and Andrew Garfield during which Jesse and Andrew appear to go off into their own conversation leaving Justin to look away aimlessly, scratching the back of his head. Full Story

Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2011 13:37:10 February 1, 2011 13:37:10

Two very pretty people are getting very, very ugly. Not so civilised after all, is it? There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is straight up first class smut. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2011 11:59:49 February 1, 2011 11:59:49

Thoughts on the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue? Thoughts on the Oscar race? Thoughts on Superman? Thoughts on Charlie Sheen? When will Justin and Jessica finally break up? Setting up Mila Kunis? It’s free form gossip for an hour, thanks for joining us! As always, keep the racism off my board. But you can yell at me all you like. Full Story