February 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 05:57:28 February 7, 2011 05:57:28

Tu! I’m sorry about the slip you took during the dog walk. Chinese New Year may very well be the only time when it’s not a good thing for your husband to clean the toilets. I had to laugh at your request though. “Post pictures of Alexander Skarsgard without Kate and where he doesn’t look like Dwight Schrute?” I’m afraid I could only manage to fulfill one of those two conditions. Full Story

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Friday, February 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Today is the first day of the Year of Rabbit. May the Rabbit be kinder and gentler than the Tiger. Thanks to all of you who emailed about the Rabbit Lucky Pockets. We’ll draw at random on February 18th when my ma comes back to Canada.  Read Full Intro

Pretty takes a day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 12:45:44 February 4, 2011 12:45:44

Jude Law was photographed in London today, chatting with a friend on the sidewalk before running some errands with an assistant type. As you know, I’m all over it when Jude and Sienna make love to my eyes with their pretty. As you can see, Jude’s pretty decided to take a day off. The hair issue is a problem for me. Full Story

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You or Duff?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 12:00:00 February 4, 2011 12:00:00

This is Hilary Duff, kinda reminding me of Jennifer Lopez, leaving her hotel in Paris last night and also today arriving at a tv studio to promote her book Elixir. I wrote about Elixir yesterday; about Hilary’s Rossum-y writing, and how, worse yet, it’s pedestrian in its poor quality, in that anyone with 30 seconds could come up with some equally horrifying cheese. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 11:47:00 February 4, 2011 11:47:00

Tara Reid is talking about her ass. That’s not a surprise. But listen to the WAY she talks. She talks the way her stomach looks. It’s f-cked up. (Dlisted)

Oh please. That bitch probably thinks she one-upped Halle Berry somehow. (The Superficial)

The MiniVan Majority attacks John Mayer on behalf of Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

Just in time for the Super Bowl – Jlo’s ass! (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like the way Alexander Skarsgard wears his pants? (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis is STUNNINGLY beautiful (Just Jared)

Sigh. Another great interview from Jon Hamm (Cele|bitchy)

How does Kelly Brook afford to be on vacation ALL the time? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Listening to this just made me really, really miss Destiny’s Child (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ok, this video is So.Much.Crazy. But the best part is Willow Smith reading Eat, Pray, Love. Trying so hard not to be. But I am obsessed. (Celebuzz)

The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 10:19:27 February 4, 2011 10:19:27

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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Worse than Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 09:35:38 February 4, 2011 09:35:38

It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In our business, the business of gossip, not Dull is good. Full Story

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Speaking of Carey…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 08:45:10 February 4, 2011 08:45:10

She was out last night in New York at the opening night of the off Broadway play Three Sisters supporting an old friend. Carey and Peter Sarsgaard worked together on An Education. Sarsgaard and his wife Maggie Gyllenhaal are both featured in Three Sisters, and the reviews have been very positive so far. Full Story

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Spider-Man has a nice ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 07:59:59 February 4, 2011 07:59:59

I mean, it was a given that Andrew Garfield would be working on his body to play Spider-Man. And when the promo shot was released, it was encouraging the work he’d put into it so far. But you don’t really appreciate the full effect until you see the full body encased in tightness. Particularly the ass. Full Story

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How much would LiLo pay…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 07:36:53 February 4, 2011 07:36:53

To be the dude in between Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy courtside at the Laker game last night? What would she thief in exchange for it? Leo and Tom had a little Inception reunion while watching Los Angeles lose a close one at the buzzer to the San Antonio Spurs. It was a better effort than they’ve put up lately…but for a while now they haven’t been able to bring their best against the better teams in the league, not even with Leo’s golden touch? Maybe Leo’s golden touch doesn’t work until the playoffs. Full Story

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February 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 07:20:15 February 4, 2011 07:20:15

Lianne! I’m not quitting. Not any time soon. Not as long as you’re gossiping too! Happy Birthday tomorrow! Please find your boy crazy crushes attached…although I have to say – Kris LeTang, sure, but I can’t get down with that hair. Happy Birthday Shannon T with love from Joanna! Congratulations on buying your first home and have a great time on Saturday night! It’s a perfect way to kick off a New Year! Happy “Re-Birthday” Deirdre W McC from Ottawa! Michelle told me about what happened 10 years ago and what you’ve accomplished since. Full Story

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