Kylie on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 10:35:33 March 15, 2011 10:35:33

Kylie Minogue performed in France last night at Galaxie d’Amneville as she continues her Les Folies tour through Europe. It’s a Vegas style spectacular. Over the top, a LOT of costumes, a LOT of dancers, and I heard something about a fountain? This is what you want from Kylie. This is what her fans demand. Full Story

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New haircut and glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 09:32:18 March 15, 2011 09:32:18

Was it this short at the Oscars? I’m too lazy and rushed to check. But it was long-ish for a while there as he was shooting Sherlock Holmes. That worked too, sure. But I think, today at least, I prefer it like this. Robert Downey Jr was courtside at the Laker game last night in the coveted VIP spot next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Full Story

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The new Angels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 08:58:35 March 15, 2011 08:58:35

They’re coming back to TV. Here are Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor in Miami working on the new Charlie’s Angels tv series yesterday. If you’re wondering about Drew Barrymore, she’s producing the show. The third angel, Annie Ilonzeh, was there too but they’ve marked up the cost of those photos and unfortunately it’s too pricey right now, considering this is just a pilot and not even a real show yet. Full Story

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Can’t decide about Claire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 08:28:55 March 15, 2011 08:28:55

Claire Danes and husband Hugh Dancy went out last night in New York to the Miscast 2011 MCC Theatre Annual Musical Spectacular Gala. I love the dress. Looks great. Not sure if I’m feeling how the black tights bleed right into the shoes though. And her hair. Too… brassy? Something. It makes her look older than she is. Full Story

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Emma in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 07:47:09 March 15, 2011 07:47:09

I think most of us agreed that it was a total boner killer right? All that anticipation with the fun clues on her Twitter, and it only led up to an ad campaign for Lancome. I mean, great for her that there’s another lucrative contract on the books, but something tells me, you know what with the Hermione action and all, that Emma doesn’t need the money. Full Story

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Ellen's Super poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:59:57 March 15, 2011 06:59:57

Have you seen it? Check out the new Super poster featuring Ellen Page. The trailer is below. About Rainn Wilson whose wife is seduced by a skeezy drug dealer, played hilariously by Kevin Bacon. To assuage his feelings of inadequacy, Wilson becomes a superhero with Ellen as his diminutive scrawny sidekick, hopping around enthusiastically in a yellow and green unitard. Full Story

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Making a bag of dogsh-t look good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:38:00 March 15, 2011 06:38:00

It’s not my favourite thing in the world, picking up my dogs’ sh-t, but it’s what happens when you have dogs. You pick up a lot of sh-t. And here’s Ryan Gosling after picking up his dog’s sh-t in Detroit on the set of the Ides of March. I like it that Ralph has been travelling with him. Full Story

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Well, as long as he’s taking responsibility…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:23:50 March 15, 2011 06:23:50

I mean, I suppose that’s how his fans would defend it, right? There’s one in particular. She’s been writing to me for a year. It’s very endearing her loyalty to Ryan Phillippe. She feels that the way I’ve been commenting on his, um, dating patterns is unfair. She doesn’t believe that Phillippe ever cheated on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

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March 15, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:02:20 March 15, 2011 06:02:20

Happy first day of mat leave, Loni! looking forward to meeting baby McQuaid any day now! -from your PEI girls Dani – Happy 27th Birthday! I’m really, really sorry I can’t find the video of my friend Dan Levy laying a bitch on Kristen Stewart on the Aftershow. Needless to say, when it comes to Twilight, freedom of the press doesn’t always apply. Full Story

Monday, March 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Please note: I am currently en route to Edinburgh (overnight Sunday) and have prewritten several posts to be rolled out while I’m flying. I should be able to be back online for Smutty Tingles and will be blogging in real time then.  Read Full Intro

No neck for your birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 12:59:50 March 14, 2011 12:59:50

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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