November 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 29, 2010 06:43:28 Posted at November 29, 2010 06:43:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Cara on the birth of Theodore William on Friday night with love from Auntie Angela who tells me you were reading my smut on your Blackberry just three hours after your C-section? PLEASE. I need to toast you! Also, stop trying to con me into believing childbirth is THAT easy. I don’t believe you. Full Story

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Friday, November 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I love waking up to Girl Sh-t, unless it’s my own. This is not my own. So of course it’s awesome. My friend M emailed this morning about it and I read the message right after my blackberry alarms went off. It put me in such an instant good mood.  Read Full Intro

Coldplay & Elvis & Gwyneth fangirl

November 26, 2010 13:59:07 Posted at November 26, 2010 13:59:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday Coldplay announced a new single on the way next week called Christmas Lights. Yesterday they were out in London shooting what’s apparently a new music video accompanied by some Elvis impersonators. Needless to say, new material from the band is being greeted with relief from the recording industry, in various states of panic over the last year re: low sales. Full Story

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Jakey & Swifty do the holidays

November 26, 2010 12:41:34 Posted at November 26, 2010 12:41:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just Jared is reporting that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were spotted together in Brooklyn yesterday on a coffee run. As Jared pointed out, Maggie Gyllenhaal lives in Brooklyn. Which obviously means that Swifty’s all up in the family, even during holiday season. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 26, 2010 12:26:26 Posted at November 26, 2010 12:26:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somewhere the Brangelunatics can officially go to pray (Dlisted)

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards: a civil Thanksgiving (Popeater)

Be a teen mom, get papped (The Superficial)

Feathers and tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Kirsten Dunst – I love this green dress (Pop Sugar)

Gabriel Aubry’s downgrade. Official. (Just Jared)

Dolly Parton for the gays (Towleroad)

What happened to Shaki’s ass? Is it gone? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tom Cruise Jr after Thanksgiving (Celebuzz)

Tony Parker’s cheat numbers keep getting higher (Cele|bitchy)

A mountain of coke is the easy joke

November 26, 2010 10:30:17 Posted at November 26, 2010 10:30:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Especially when you read this quote. From Ethan Terra who just happens to be the o-owner of Dina Lohan’s production company. “Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we’d like to see her take on a positive role; she is doing so amazingly well with her recovery. Full Story

She can’t smell but you can

November 26, 2010 09:20:23 Posted at November 26, 2010 09:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And she wants you to smell her Vintage Muse. That’s the name of her fragrance. She promoted it today in London. At Boots. Boots! Maybe it’s different in England but in North America, drug store perfumes are kinda budget. I will buy $3 shampoo. And conditioner. All the time. But I worry about the cheap stank, you know? Anyway, as you can see, Kate, who can be foul and uncooperative, was all smiles on the pimp. Full Story

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Rapper Girl Sh-t

November 26, 2010 08:37:00 Posted at November 26, 2010 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OMG. So good. SO GOOD! As mentioned earlier, my friend M alerted me to the latest this morning. But here’s the background. For over a year now everyone has been talking about Nicki Minaj. Minaj’s new album dropped this week. And deservingly so. Minaj’s new album just dropped but she’s already had a #1 single and several entries on the charts, and the support of almost every major player in the industry. Full Story

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Cory’s Snow Day

November 26, 2010 08:14:19 Posted at November 26, 2010 08:14:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was supposed to go in studio yesterday to shoot etalk. But it was Snow Day. I wrote to them in Toronto at 5am begging off because, frankly, I’m afraid to drive in the snow. We have snow tires but... it’s really not a good idea. Jacek agrees. It was almost like they didn’t believe me though. Full Story

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Jen’s new BFF

November 26, 2010 07:58:00 Posted at November 26, 2010 07:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind that as soon as she got tight with Jennifer Aniston, the quality of the guests on her show started improving. In their industry, you’re always trading up. In Chelsea’s case, trading up means softening out. So she didn’t ask Taylor Swift straight up if she and Jakey G are f-cking. Full Story

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November 26, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 26, 2010 07:35:58 Posted at November 26, 2010 07:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ivy F!!! I talked to Dave Jones last night, but where were you?!?! We’ll have to meet properly some time soon. Erica - wishing you the best best best start to your 30th year. We feel so honoured to be your friend especially when do you crazy things like hide in your bedroom with your laptop, away from your husband's prising eyes, to spend some qt with your other love: Edward. Full Story

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