Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:36:30 August 29, 2011 07:36:30

The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional final award presenter material but they’re easily bigger stars than Katie Holmes. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Britney watching the best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:43:04 August 29, 2011 06:43:04

Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. In many ways, the weave, and whether or not she’s able to keep that sh-t clean, is a reflection of our lowered expectations. Full Story

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Justin & Jessica: weekend in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:14:04 August 29, 2011 06:14:04

She is still his girlfriend again. And they’ve been inseparable now for about two weeks - around town in New York, pretty low key all things considered, and now back in Toronto as she continues to work on Total Recall. Am told they spent a lot of time on Queen West the two days, and they were papped on Sunday so you will be seeing photos soon enough as confirmation although the images will probably be held back until the magazines close tonight. Full Story

August 29, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:05:19 August 29, 2011 06:05:19

For my cousin/sister Cat who is spending the day at Wonderland - OMG, it has been YEARS! I want to go! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, love you so much!!! And to Tricia B from your bosom friend Carmody W in London and now I want to pull Anne Shirley off the bookshelf as soon as I get home. What a year it’s been for you, highs and lows and the Cannes Film Festival which, as you now know, is always a little of both, although Euro drama is its own amazingness, non? Full Story

Friday, August 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Ready for the MTV VMAs? And the Britney Spears tribute? Britney will receive the Video Vanguard Award on Sunday. Click here for a list of rumoured performers and a speculative song list that could happen in her honour. I am shuddering but I’m also really, really excited. Come on. There’s no better opportunity for spectacular drama. And also, as the recipient of the Vanguard Award, Britney will have to speak. They’ll have written it for her, yes, but even an overly prepared Britney provides for endless analysis.

I’ll be live tweeting the VMAs. This is my Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/LaineyGossip.

So how are you spending your Friday night? I want to go out, but you know what I want to do more? After dinner with my ma, I just feel like rushing home to read. It took a lot of discipline last night for me not to finish The Night Circus. But I wanted to savour the final 150 pages without having a week day work schedule staring me in the face the next day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Men in underwear and my cousin’s birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 13:18:00 August 26, 2011 13:18:00

The US Open starts on Sunday. And my cousin Cat’s birthday is on Monday. AND she loves Rafael Nadal. So this is a Rafa tennis post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rafa is in New York being all cute with the children and promoting his Armani underwear thing. I may be the lone voice in all of this but... I don’t get jizzy over men underwear ads. Full Story

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Fergie’s taunting leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 12:58:11 August 26, 2011 12:58:11

Yesterday I was at the new Intermix in Toronto looking for wardrobe for an upcoming shoot. Is it wrong for me to say I kinda want it to be chilly, just maybe for two days, so I can wear my new sweater? Anyway, what I didn’t buy was a pair of black Helmut Lang leather leggings. Full Story

Are you flying back for Britney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 12:29:03 August 26, 2011 12:29:03

Madonna is vacationing with family and friends in the South of France. This includes her boyfriend Brahim. There they are, her kids, her boyfriend, frolicking in the Mediterranean. Does Madonna not do bikinis anymore? You’d think that if she’s ok with doing a man less than half her age, doing a bikini wouldn’t be a thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 11:29:28 August 26, 2011 11:29:28

Sinead need a dick. For real. She needs a dick. (Dlisted)

Ricky Gervais got all skinny to be Jesus (The Superficial)

My people hate Lady Gaga and boy bands (Wonderwall)

Celebrities can ride bikes in high heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Ryder enjoying London (Pop Sugar)

This woman is charitable, but she is DUMB. (Just Jared)

Oh f-ck WHY??? Katherine Heigl is NOT Kathleen Turner!!! (Cele|bitchy)

A very Bieber Christmas! (E! Online)

I think I would have a better chance pitching a screenplay (Evil Beet Gossip)

Um, I may have been playing with my hair and stroking my neck while watching this (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hold hands! (And Black Cod/Sablefish)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 10:30:40 August 26, 2011 10:30:40

What a greedy bitch I am. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield papped together for the first time in a non work situation and, ever unsatisfied, I want more. I want holding hands. Sorry. I will stop. And be satisfied that ... OMG they went out for dinner at Nobu in Malibu last night like boyfriend and girlfriend and I love them so much! I do, I really, really do. Full Story

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