I want to stand there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 10:38:03 April 22, 2011 10:38:03

Please look at where Emma Stone is positioned. This is where I would like to be positioned. Also please note the way he is looking at her. This is how I would like him to look at me. Sometimes certain images just kick you in the stomach. Or groin. In this case, both. These are newly released stills from the upcoming Crazy Stupid Love. Full Story

Not his best day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 10:33:05 April 22, 2011 10:33:05

The Bang Bang Club screened at the Tribeca Film Festival today. Malin Ackerman, Ryan Phillippe, and Taylor Kitsch were all present. I don’t know what’s happening with Taylor’s hair but it’s hurting me, like actual physical pain. Obviously not his best showing. Having said that, yay for him hanging out with DeNiro on red carpets! But back to the hair… Is it long in the back or short? Is it in a ponytail? Is that a combover? Why am I including the word COMBOVER in an article about Taylor Kitsch????????????? The world hates me. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 09:57:00 April 22, 2011 09:57:00

But will the Jolie get her own monogram? (Dlisted)

That Snooki creature’s “thin” photo shoot (The Superficial)

See? She really IS The Mighty. And we really are her lambs. (Popeater)

Hilary Duff in tight stripes (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney raises money for Obama (Pop Sugar)

Kings of Leon at Tribeca Film Festival (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck says he has no testosterone left (Cele|bitchy)

Middleton leg-off! (Celebuzz)

That “tip” has been sent to every gossip blog. How desperate is this girl? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Fug Girls are like Duana – they want so much to love Mandy Moore, and she makes it so hard (Go Fug Yourself)

Coop & Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 09:07:00 April 22, 2011 09:07:00

Producer Ryan Kavanaugh is getting married. He is and has been attached to some major productions. Kavanaugh is not unimportant. So it’s fitting then that there are some movie stars planning his stag. Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper were spotted with Kavanaugh yesterday getting on a private plane headed for Cabo San Lucas for the weekend. Full Story

Another GOOP Week and extensions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 08:48:35 April 22, 2011 08:48:35

I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the cookbook signing. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner is in Bourne: The Same Damn Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 08:07:07 April 22, 2011 08:07:07

Written by Sarah Doesn’t it seem like Jeremy Renner is getting the same role over and over again? After years of doing solid character work, Renner broke out with his Oscar-nominated role in The Hurt Locker. He played an Army explosives expert with a self-destructive streak. Full Story

Beckinsale shuts down Bosworth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 07:44:18 April 22, 2011 07:44:18

They’re still casting for the Total Recall remake, expected to shoot in Toronto this summer. Colin Farrell is in place as the main dude and they’ve yet to secure the two female leads. A few weeks ago, we were led to believe that Jessica Biel had a shot at playing Colin’s ultimate love interest and that Kate Bosworth was asked to read for the part made famous by Sharon Stone – click here Full Story

April 22, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 07:34:47 April 22, 2011 07:34:47

Congratulations Melissa with love from Kate and toasting your first day as a free woman! Both of you! Christian Bale and Michael Fassbender as a graduation gift? Happy Birthday Beth from SB! She misses you so much! The office and Vancouver isn’t the same without you. But I guess you don’t miss the receptionist’s crazy cards? I’m told you love the Golden Girls. Full Story

Beysus at Disneyland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2011 14:35:30 April 21, 2011 14:35:30

She spent the day with her nephew at Disneyland Paris. Sometimes I want to be a rockstar only for the clothes. Like these pants. As for Beyonce and her heels at the amusement park, which, yes, is totally so very Posh (Beckham), if you’ve ever seen B live and the sh-t she can do on 6 inches, walking around at regular speed all day, like among children, is the equivalent of slippers and carpet and going from your couch to pee and back for regular people. Full Story

Cam prepares for Colin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2011 14:04:32 April 21, 2011 14:04:32

Cameron Diaz was photographed in London today at a production meeting in preparation for her next film Gambit with Colin Firth and Alan Rickman. Lucky bitch! So… She’ll be working for at least a few weeks away from boyfriend Alex Rodriguez. Maybe in that time she’ll figure out she’s over it? Doubtful. Full Story

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