Smutty Tingles

September 3, 2010 12:23:11 Posted at September 3, 2010 12:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh hell no. Chris Robinson bitch slaps Taylor Swift (Dlisted)

Did Crank Lilo hit a baby? (The Superficial)

So in other words, Kim Cattrall eats and SJP doesn’t? (Popeater)

Love Jessica Alba’s sheer blouse (Hollywood Tuna)

Errr..lady bones for Tom Hardy sweating (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart, fine. But why can’t there be better shots of Garrett Hedlund?!? (Pop Sugar)

Am now worried about Emma Watson (The Blemish)

Cheryl Cole’s calendar (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I never carry on an extra pair of shoes with me on a flight. And certainly not heels. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Every time Julia Roberts talks about her life fulfillment I roll my eyes (Cele|bitchy)

Sofia, Stephen, Somewhere, Britney

September 3, 2010 10:16:00 Posted at September 3, 2010 10:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sofia Coppola is presenting Somewhere at the Venice Film Festival. Apparently the Italian media went all Twi-Hard over her arrival. Being a Coppola is a big deal there. Love what she’s wearing. It’s Louis Vuitton of course. Sofia has forever been tight with Marc Jacobs. And that bag she’s carrying is named for her, a Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola Carryall. Full Story

Drake returns the favour

September 3, 2010 09:01:41 Posted at September 3, 2010 09:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drake was in New York on Wednesday night, shooting an ad for Kodak. Oh the endorsements are pouring in. Last night however Drake was in Detroit. Last night was night 1 of Home & Home. As in Eminem & Jay-Z. Detroit & New York. Four epic shows and so much hype and by all accounts, they did not disappoint. Full Story

Rubbing it in Posh’s face

September 3, 2010 08:26:33 Posted at September 3, 2010 08:26:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh well now this is just cruel. So you know Blake Lively has covered US Vogue twice. And you know Victoria Beckham has covered US Vogue never. Because Anna Wintour loves one and hates the other. Now Blake is covering UK Marie Claire. And in the interview, Blake boasts about her friendship with Wintour, namechecking the famed editor and breezily dropping the kind of details you’d usually expect to come from someone like Gwyneth Paltrow: "I was speaking with Anna Wintour and we were just talking about different fashion houses and I said, 'I love Chanel,' and she said, 'You should come with me to the show. Full Story

What’s the problem if it doesn’t suck?

September 3, 2010 07:54:56 Posted at September 3, 2010 07:54:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney’s latest movie, The American, opened on Wednesday. I know. You barely noticed. Because he’s barely bothered. And I initially, as well documented, thought it had to do with the film sucking. And maybe a little with the Italian Queen’s dirty mess. We’ll get to that later. Full Story

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How he spent his birthday

September 3, 2010 07:27:28 Posted at September 3, 2010 07:27:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was yesterday. He’s 46. And he was in New York, photographed with a coffee and a cupcake, lonely but not for long, making friends with passersby and local workers, which will probably prompt yet another online “Save Keanu” petition like the first one, cheekily initiated by those worried over his appearance and solitary sadness when he was photographed a couple of months ago, in the same clothes actually, eating a sandwich all by himself on a park bench. Full Story

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September 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 3, 2010 07:08:18 Posted at September 3, 2010 07:08:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Nicole! Lauren misses you after the move...but you live in New York now which totally makes up for it, doesn’t it? Look forward to those weekend visits, and autumn in New York, as cheesy as that sounds, is really so SO beautiful. You will love it. To Danielle – Happy 27th Birthday on Monday! Special for you – Ross Gellar! Or as I like to call him: Jar Jar Binks. Full Story

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

“Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again!” What? Don’t you know? A few of you have already emailed about it today: it’s 90210. You know, I watch that scene after all these years and I still think.  Read Full Intro

Maintenance Update

September 2, 2010 15:04:00 Posted at September 2, 2010 15:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve just re-launched the mobile site. Assuming all goes well and we keep it live, you will automatically be re-routed to this stripped down, easy to navigate smut source when you go to on any mobile device. Navigation is pretty straightforward and all the pictures have been added in at the base of each full article (thanks to your feedback from the last launch). Full Story

Rihanna gives us Taylor Kitsch

September 2, 2010 13:45:08 Posted at September 2, 2010 13:45:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rihanna has joined the cast of Battleship, now shooting in Oahu. Always lovely to see her of course especially since she’s always wearing the most delightful things but this time, she’s giving in new ways. Ri as you know is a constant pap target. Which means that everyone around her is like collateral damage. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch

September 2, 2010 12:39:10 Posted at September 2, 2010 12:39:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Full Story