Charlene’s tears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 06:18:33 July 4, 2011 06:18:33

If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a major production, with a major Euro cheese guest list, and a bride who was rather tearful. Full Story

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July 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 06:04:25 July 4, 2011 06:04:25

Anna! Happy Belated Birthday on Canada Day! How was the Empress? I’m thinking it was indeed a pretty doppelganger. Did you make a move??? Happy 40th Birthday Shazza from Krissa – here’s to happy times, hot Danish boys (oh do share!), and lots of films! For you – Matt Damon, Mads Mikkelsen, and Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Friday, July 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Happy Canada Day! Canada is celebrating its 144th birthday today! With Will & Kate! They received a rock star reception yesterday in Ottawa. And all eyes will be on them again today. They will participate in Canada Day celebration and attend the fireworks display tonight on Parliament Hill.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 11:17:00 July 1, 2011 11:17:00

We’re spending Canada Day at the hospital with my ma and it so nice today we’re going to get her out for a walk. So I’m leaving you with my online friends, and some photos of the Cambridges from the citizenship ceremony earlier and then at Parliament Hill for Canada Day celebrations. How f-cking cute are they? Will and Kate arrived in a horse drawn carriage. It’s like reliving the wedding!

Happy Canada Day! Back on Monday! And Happy Fourth of July to you in America!

Size 2 is a Kardashian (Dlisted)

She really does look like there’s some absorbent padding in there (The Superficial)

Hilary Duff looks good in leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Morning Bey: crochet and neon yellow (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson looks AMAZING with dark short hair (Huffington Post Entertainment)

Shia’s into Bieber (Just Jared)

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz vs Brange? (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Aniston presents: Little Black Dresses (Celebuzz)

Agreed. Well played indeed Heidi Klum (Go Fug Yourself)

Emma Stone’s bright pink popsicle (OK Magazine)


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Gettyimages.com

Photo Assumption: Another Balcony Kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 10:40:00 July 1, 2011 10:40:00

Over in Monaco, Prince Albert married Charlene Wittstock. Rumour has it they confiscated her passport... what??? I’m telling you, that’s what the papers have reported even though the royals are vehemently denying it. It’s almost medieval, non? Anyway, the spectacular spectacular is happening later. Full Story

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Justin isn’t helping with Jen’s shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 09:10:47 July 1, 2011 09:10:47

Last night was the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses. Jennifer Aniston walked the carpet alone, in a black dress situation, naturally, as her boyfriend Justin Theroux was close by, waiting in the car when she got out, and then getting out himself later to slip into the theatre. They left together later on and totally had a sleepover, although I’m not sure it’s called a sleepover when the two are (supposedly) living together already. Full Story

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Kate’s Maple Leaf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 08:47:21 July 1, 2011 08:47:21

Prince William and Catherine have just departed a citizenship ceremony today, the first stop on their Canada Day itinerary. She wore a Maple Leaf broach on her left side. Apparently this was a loaner from the Queen. Can you see the maple leaves in her hat? I’m wondering if that might not be a liiiiiiiiiittle bit of overkill. Full Story

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If the rehearsal dress is any indication

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 08:16:37 July 1, 2011 08:16:37

Charlene Wittstock may or may not take off on Prince Albert of Monaco half way down the aisle today but she’s not the bride who is trending on Twitter. That would be Kate Moss. Kate will marry Jamie Hince today in the Cotswolds. They’ll have a proper ceremony at a church and then it’s a massive party at her country house which some are calling Mosstock. Full Story

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Will & Kate & the youth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 07:35:34 July 1, 2011 07:35:34

The final stop on the first day of the Royal Tour in Canada was a bbq reception to celebrate youth. Both William and Catherine made a wardrobe change – her third of the day. This time it was an Issa wrap dress with a bird pattern, sheer stockings, and slingback wedges. I can’t say I love anything about this ensemble. Full Story

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July 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 07:15:49 July 1, 2011 07:15:49

Big ups from Danielle to all the amazing youth who represented so beautifully last night at Rideau Hall with the Royal Couple! Happy 28th Birthday Rita with love from Judy who so appreciates how wonderful and generous you’ve been to help out with her family. What an amazingly unselfish person you are. Full Story