Where’s your book?

September 2, 2010 12:15:46 Posted at September 2, 2010 12:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two days ago, Us Weekly posted an inane article on its site called “Kellan Lutz: I don’t want to be a piece of meat my entire career”. Here’s Kellan outside of his house yesterday papped while getting something out of his car, conveniently with his shirt off. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 2, 2010 11:28:36 Posted at September 2, 2010 11:28:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan banned! (The Superficial)

Kelly Osbourne is single, skinny, and really wants you to notice (Dlisted)

Michael Bay does something I actually approve of. And it has nothing to do with Victoria’s Secret models (Popeater)

Meh. Not really feeling this Jessica Alba dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Woah! Sandy! (Just Jared)

Posh tweets. In heels of course (Pop Sugar)

Glee goes to a leather bar! (Towleroad)

Some Kardashian tries to tie up her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hot Geek Girl strips down (Popoholic)

How Glenn Close doesn’t always hit it (Go Fug Yourself)

Guy can be affectionate too

September 2, 2010 09:59:05 Posted at September 2, 2010 09:59:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday it was Madonna getting mommy gushy with Lola on the set of W.E., now photos of her ex-husband Guy Ritchie picking up his boys Rocco and David Banda for his turn yesterday before taking them out for dinner at Wagamama. See Lorella? Wagamama! We had one right around the corner from our hotel. Full Story

Relationship assumption

September 2, 2010 09:02:00 Posted at September 2, 2010 09:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were at the US Open last night watching Andy Roddick lose. I was asked about tennis during the liveblog the other day and if you were following, you know Roddick getting bounced in the 2nd round doesn’t make me sad, not at all. Anyone but Andy Roddick. But I digress. Full Story

T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank

September 2, 2010 08:52:50 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Full Story

But what do you mean by “value”?

September 2, 2010 08:38:52 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:38:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I have a friend who’s so rich he has no money. His bank statements reflect an amount he can never access. Where I could go into my bank and walk out with a check for my net worth, JJ would probably cripple Wall Street for a couple days if he tried a similar move. Full Story

Don’t be layered

September 2, 2010 08:11:49 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:11:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes I worry that Jon Hamm is too perfect – he’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s talented, he’s humble, he’s chill, he doesn’t have a massive ego, he will make a fool out of himself whenever you ask him to, he will dance, like an ass, and he’ll even sing, badly, for not even that much money. Full Story

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Natalie surges ahead

September 2, 2010 07:53:00 Posted at September 2, 2010 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Black Swan opened the Venice Film Festival yesterday and the reviews have been largely positive. Even when they’re not positive, they’re not total sh-t either, and the critics who love it, really really do love it, some even going so far as to call Black Swan Darren Aronofsky’s first masterpiece, with his leading lady, Natalie Portman, delivering what many agree to be the finest, most nuanced, most impressive performance of her career. Full Story

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September 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 2, 2010 07:17:42 Posted at September 2, 2010 07:17:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Meryl! Happy 40th with memories of the Bayview 26. Pace yourself at the Thompson Rooftop, will you? As for Taylor Kitsch... well he should be in town soon. For now, for your birthday, instead of photos how about The Bang Bang Club trailer? Ignore Ryan Phillippe’s carbface because TK is the payoff. Full Story

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is September 1st. You know what that means. You know it’s time for school. See below, photos attached. Is it November yet? And by all means be cynical about Hollywood and its players. You should, we should. But forgive me if I don’t want to, if I won’t, apply all that to Sandra Bullock.  Read Full Intro

Double Rossum

September 1, 2010 15:00:33 Posted at September 1, 2010 15:00:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look. It’s the dry heave-inducing Rossum in LA last night leaving a show at the Troubadour with her very own doppelganger. But of course the Rossum would have a friend twin. My friend Lo had a weird anxiety attack about us both wearing our converse in London last week even though they were different colours. Full Story