Screen Actors Guild Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:05:00 January 31, 2011 06:05:00

Something really bothers me when I hear it, no matter who it is who says it, even actors I love. I hate whey they say “my cast”. And “my crew”. Like, who the f-ck are you? Is it so hard to make reference to “our cast”, “our crew”? Maybe for them it’s not a problem. Full Story

Friday, January 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am actually not sure why they bother with the official medical reason thing when it comes to Charlie Sheen. Something about a “hernia”? Said hernia was sustained during a boozy cokey party with porn stars. Please. The answer to any question about Charlie Sheen should be “for being Charlie Sheen”.  Read Full Intro

Tender loving Hugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 12:36:37 January 28, 2011 12:36:37

Grant??? Pity this woman. She fell into that trap. This is Hugh yesterday in London leaving a tapas bar after spending two and a half hours with this lovely lady. He seems tender with her, non? Touching her head, holding out his arm to her…and in his hand a book – Only Love Is Real: A Story of Soulmates Reunited by Dr Brian Weiss. Full Story

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Charlie Hunnam doesn’t photograph well

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 12:18:55 January 28, 2011 12:18:55

Stop yelling at me over email and Twitter. I’ve finally gotten around to writing this. Sorry it took a few days. So if you don’t watch Sons of Anarchy and you didn’t watch Undeclared, you’re skeptical right now, I get it. Charlie Hunnam isn’t one of those guys who does it up on a carpet like all vain and sh-t. Full Story

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Dividing Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 11:29:01 January 28, 2011 11:29:01

You can choose to believe that celebrities are civilised people, that they don’t draw lines in the sand and/or speak/fight through intermediaries. Sure. If that’s the case you also must not believe that celebrities lie. And you probably do believe that they have healthy self-esteem. Take 5 steps back and start at Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 10:52:34 January 28, 2011 10:52:34

Are there people who don’t love to laugh? How is this an attribute? (Dlisted)

Just like loving laughing, I don’t understand how this actually came out of someone’s mouth for serious. (The Superficial)

Oh hell, look out. Lea Michele major Super Moment (Popeater)

A Kardashian and her nails. Whatever. Remind me to tell you about how long my polish lasted. (Hollywood Tuna)

No, no, this doesn’t help Johnny Depp’s case either. (Pop Sugar)

VERY low cut Lea Michele (Just Jared)

Jude Law is giving RDJ the silent treatment (Cele|bitchy)

Hayden Christensen’s fuller figure to go with his fuller face (Celebuzz)

That man with Selma Blair is really, really tall (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jennifer Aniston is totally interested. Why didn’t Chelsea pass him off to her? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Rainbow rubber boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 09:07:31 January 28, 2011 09:07:31

Red, bright blue, and silver grey were all represented yesterday on the set of Gossip Girl as Hunter must have sent over every available colour, provided to cast members walking to and from their trailers around slushy, cold New York. As you can see, Ed Westwick chose red. It matches the maple leaf on his jacket. Full Story

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Shirtless sipping water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 08:17:06 January 28, 2011 08:17:06

I Am Number Four opens in 3 weeks. Dreamworks is slowly cranking up the buzz for it. Click here if you missed my review. And as noted then, I think the movie will be better than the book. Because it was always supposed to be a movie, a giant James Frey mindf-ck of a scam. Full Story

Oscar Thigh Thickness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:46:00 January 28, 2011 07:46:00

Have you seen the new Oscar promo with Anne Hathaway and James Franco? I rather like it. A lot. I like their expressions at the beginning when they bump fists, especially his, like all Jersey Shore grease roid douche and sh-t. The sweatbands around the wrists are killing me. And she looks so cute when she’s screaming to camera as he tackles her. Full Story

5th Row Country BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:25:57 January 28, 2011 07:25:57

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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January 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:00:53 January 28, 2011 07:00:53

To Alicia from Stacey who says it’s a little crazy at home right now while your husband is in Toronto – the ice cream sounds good, and The Hunger Games speculation sounds good too, but Alex Pettyfer being in it is probably an impossibility. Did you read I Am Number Four? I’ll attach some Dennis Quaid photos for now. Full Story