Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 11:59:05 April 15, 2011 11:59:05

Sorry it’ll be a shorter day. I gotta cut out to see my ma and relieve my dad on duty in her room. Will be back on Monday from Vancouver. In the meantime, my blog friends will keep your smut serviced.

I like this WAY better than Born This Way (Dlisted)

You know it’s bad when not even a murdering gangster’s family wants to be associated with you (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise Jr is SO Tom Cruise in his new trailer (Pink Is The New Blog)

Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s spanx (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz in leather pants…with Prince! (Pop Sugar)

Here it is: Gwyneth Paltrow covers Adele’s Turning Tables. Thoughts? (Just Jared)

The real Black Swan will not be silenced! (Cele|bitchy)

Penelope Cruz gushes about Gwyneth and Glee (Celebuzz)

From the same country that brought you Kate Middleton… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Young actresses pillow fight in Vogue (Evil Beet Gossip)

Do you know who this is?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 11:28:41 April 15, 2011 11:28:41

Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently her stylist lightened her hair Full Story

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Mark almost quit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 09:48:43 April 15, 2011 09:48:43

Who doesn’t love Mark Ruffalo? Duana loves Mark Ruffalo. A LOT. The way I know this is because Duana is the most proper of all of us. Whereas Sasha and I can talk sh-t, literally, all day long, there’s a look of disapproval that comes over Duana’s face whenever we engage in, you know, the icky subjects. Full Story

All Access With The Arquettes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 09:16:48 April 15, 2011 09:16:48

Written by Duana We’re getting up awfully early at my house these days. Between a new puppy and a lot of work to do and a delightful houseguest, we are usually deep into the swing of the workday by about 7 AM. This morning, that meant Lainey and I discussing Courteney and David Arquette at length, already. Full Story

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Caring or not caring?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 08:51:18 April 15, 2011 08:51:18

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like, the only possible reaction to most of what Jennifer Garner puts on herself when she doesn’t have help from a stylist. You saw those dumbass pants from the other day, didn’t you? Click here Full Story

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Two weeks to go!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 07:33:45 April 15, 2011 07:33:45

Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her name? For some reason when I say Princess Catherine in my mind I always think of Catherine Oxenberg. Full Story

GOOP Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 07:23:42 April 15, 2011 07:23:42

She has been everywhere this week. All up in your face with her cooking and cookbook and her famous friends. But Gwyneth had to slum it with the regular people yesterday at a book signing at Barnes & Noble in New York, grudgingly engaging the public as she aims to take her recipes to the bestseller list. Full Story

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April 15, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 07:08:03 April 15, 2011 07:08:03

Happy Birthday Angie Jolie! Sarah told me all that you and NotBrad have been doing for your parents. You’re incredible. And you deserve a trip to the Bahamas, although, you know, I do wish you a LOT of alone time when you’re there. Can I just tell you how amazing it is, your name? Your real name? I know it’s a pain in the ass to have to block calls and place orders but you could also seriously mess with people, like Brangelunatics, or get a better seat at a restaurant? Do tell me more of these stories. Full Story

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I was in a used bookstore in London last summer and came upon a copy of the screenplay for Notting Hill. I LOVE Notting Hill. Sometimes it gets funnier and funnier to me. Really Hugh Grant at his best. Anyway, the book (which offers some pretty great insight about how screenplays become films) included an introduction from screenwriter Richard Curtis and a delightfully bitchy and hilarious afterward by Hugh Grant himself.  Read Full Intro

When Adele became Sasha

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 14:35:38 April 14, 2011 14:35:38

Love it so much that Adele is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. But then they decided to mess with her face. I mean… there’s some contouring happening, right? Tina Fey had a great answer for this in Bossypants. I don’t have it with me this minute so I can’t excerpt it for you here but she was basically like, whatever, I pose for them, and then they go off and do whatever it is that they do, and everybody knows it anyway, it’s like we’re all experts at identifying photoshop and nobody actually believes I look like that so it just makes the magazine look stupid. Full Story

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Groceries for her man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 12:15:00 April 14, 2011 12:15:00

Scarlett Johansson was photographed at the grocery yesterday picking up a few things to take back home. Home, of course, as we learned yesterday is at Sean Penn’s in Malibu. Wicked leather jacket, non? Wouldn’t it be great if Ryan Reynolds hooked up with Robin Wright? Highly unlikely but with an ego like Sean’s, and given how he reacted to Robin’s ex Greg Shapiro at the Oscars a couple of years ago – click here Full Story