Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Just a quick note as I’m still at Sundance covering the festival for etalk, there will be no liveblog today. It’s a buzzkill. Especially when we could have talked Oscar nominations all hour.  Read Full Intro

Em pics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 14:12:55 January 25, 2011 14:12:55

Eminem was shooting a new video in LA today. I really like when he doesn’t wear sweatpants. I really like when he wears real clothes that are fitted and look good. He looks good. He was in a good mood too. Eminem is usually not all that friendly with paps in candids. Half the time the shots are unusable because he has his head buried into his chest. Full Story

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The Blair & Dan Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 13:25:00 January 25, 2011 13:25:00

Written by Duana Welcome back to Gossip Girl! It's been far too long since I cracked myself up to the tune of S and B's righteousnesses in short sentences. Ready to go? Previously on GG, Nate's jailbird daddy is going to be his roommate, Serena found out Lily sold her out as a statutory raped teen, and was also buying Bass industries, she tried to drag Dan with her but he had to bang Blair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 12:55:29 January 25, 2011 12:55:29

I interviewed Melissa Leo and Denis Villeneuve today, fresh off their Oscar nominations. Turns out gold dust is infectious. They made me giddy. Leo is SO F-CKING AMAZING – her attitude, her hair (!!!), her realness, it’s the first time all week I haven’t minded walking down the street surrounded by Hollywood type douchebag hangers-on who have nothing to offer. As for Villeneuve – INCENDIES is playing right now in Toronto and Vancouver. Go. See.

PS. Another highlight? The real Elmo. Quite possibly the best interview of my entire life. On etalk tomorrow.

For now, please enjoy my bloggy friends.

Not to sound like a total bitch, but given Scarjo’s track record, this guy doesn’t seem goodlooking enough for her (The Superficial)

Jail this bitch. She’s a disservice to women. (Dlisted)

That’s an incentive. Madonna will love you if you lose weight and yap about how it’s the greatest achievement of your life (Popeater)

Fergie is totally sucking in here, but I don’t look like that when I suck in (Hollywood Tuna)

Just hours after receiving her nomination, is Natalie Portman heading to get her baby quilts personalized? (Pop Sugar)

Dianna Agron covers Elle Canada (Just Jared)

My friend Fiona doesn’t think this girl is hot. Obviously she’s crazy. (Popoholic)

Please. This is like saying I poo on the regular. Which I don’t. (Celebuzz)

Yeah. I guess I’d pay to see him in tights with a cape. (Pink Is The New Blog)

They do have a point. Where does one find these things? (Go Fug Yourself)

Misfits minus one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 12:13:00 January 25, 2011 12:13:00

I'm not done nagging you to watch Misfits. The dvds are available. The episodes are on YouTube. You have no excuse to deprive yourself of one of the most kick ass tv experiences in recent memory. Trust me. The converted have been emailing me consistently about it. There's euphoria. And then there's distress. Full Story

Tom, you need to cut this bitch loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 11:15:18 January 25, 2011 11:15:18

Almost from the moment she left rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been leaking that she's been staying sober by f-cking Tom Hardy. There were reports that he was her sober coach. Then he denied that. So she's probably been all over his ass trying to angle for a set of "candids" of them getting coffee or going bowling. Full Story

Little Celebrities

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 10:33:00 January 25, 2011 10:33:00

Many of you, like me, are obsessed with Celebrity Height. I am always receiving emails – how tall is x, how short is y? Why? Because they almost ALWAYS lie on their IMDB pages. The formula seems to be – take a couple of inches off, that’s probably about right. And the reason for this? Bitches like me, who associate male tallness with attractiveness, probably don’t help. Full Story

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Just the photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 09:46:00 January 25, 2011 09:46:00

I’m asked to keep a lookout all the time for new Nathan Fillion photos. So here he is yesterday on the set of Castle, with fellow Canadian co-star Stana Katic, getting his makeup done, preparing to shoot new scenes. Don’t be mad, I don’t watch the show. But I hear it’s good. He’s good. Full Story

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Rough night, Porners?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 09:00:49 January 25, 2011 09:00:49

Porny Jessica Simpson took her freeloader out for dinner last night. They went to Katsuya. Too much sake? He had to hold on to her to make sure she didn’t bail on those heels. But that is a crazy weave, non? And it’s actually not that bad either, comparatively speaking. Hers for example is far superior to Lilo’s and Fried Chicken Britney’s. Full Story

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Chanel Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 08:41:17 January 25, 2011 08:41:17

It’s Haute Couture week in Paris. Chanel is presenting today. And some of Karl’s favourites turned up to support him including Kirsten Dunst, mounting what appears to be an attempt at a comeback, Diane Kruger, Alexa Chung, who seems slightly more awake because she doesn’t have to speak, and the loveliest Vanessa Paradis who, unlike the others, decided that denim was more comfortable and chic. Full Story

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Oh so you’re Bad Breakup Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 07:57:58 January 25, 2011 07:57:58

I can totally see it. I can totally see Sam Worthington being That Guy. The one who gets all publicly anguished over love, almost as if feeling the heartache out in the open is a validation of the heartbreak itself. It’s gross. And it’s another reason, on top of the fact that he’s so wee and I still haven’t seen Avatar and don’t intend to, that I am not down with his quiver, if it actually exists. Full Story