Salma in tight leather

August 31, 2010 07:41:49 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. What else do you want to look at? Duana was here a couple of weeks ago and gave me a lesson in Breast Dressing and it really is the most frustrating, when something fits you everywhere else except for Right There, and as a result, the blouse or jacket or whatever, it pulls and creases in places it shouldn’t. Full Story

Cammie D’s birthday douche

August 31, 2010 07:18:36 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:18:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is pretty perfect but for one douchey shadow... and maybe The Green Hornet which, to me anyway, looks like a mess but Seth Rogen will probably have to own it entirely so we’re just left with the massive ego known as ARod in her life, her boyfriend since around the Super Bowl, who was with her last night in New York after a celebratory dinner, the man who gets to enjoy that body. Full Story

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August 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 31, 2010 07:04:02 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:04:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Sarah J! Angie says you’d love some Colin Firth, Mark Ruffalo, and...Jon Stewart. YES. Definitely Jon Stewart, especially this week in the face of that f-cking windbag Glen Beck. How is it possible that Beck is not a parody? Enjoy your 45th and THANK YOU for so many years of love and support! To Shannon who was infected by Ebola on her Vegas trip this weekend and wasn’t anywhere near her – I’m sorry about your experience, especially since it was so innocent. Full Story

Monday, August 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We were walking through the food hall at Selfridges the other day and came across this – see below. Definitely made the top 5 Best list re: our trip to London. It’s BEEF JERKY. And she’s modelling it. Please. That’s a whole other level.  Read Full Intro

Welcome home Iker

August 30, 2010 14:37:26 Posted at August 30, 2010 14:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the townsfolk all gathered there to love him – the village ladies and the children celebrating their favourite son who returned without his girl Sara Carbonero which may have been a good idea politically, not letting his relationship overshadow the purpose of the day, but is obviously a buzzkill for me since, well, I love him more when he’s loving her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 30, 2010 12:41:13 Posted at August 30, 2010 12:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Lainey will be landing shortly after an 8-hour flight and an all-all nighter post-Emmys. Don’t know at this stage if she slept so this could be the last post of the day but she’s a bit of a machine and might have a bit more to say this afternoon. If not, here’s what you missed courtesy our partners…


From the files of classy marriage proposals…(Dlisted)

When talent and work ethic don’t bring fame, move to felony (The Superficial)

KK a role model of a different sort (Popeater)

And to close our triple header of famewhoring, here’s a Lilo see through moment (Hollywood Tuna)

Imagine the ego clashes on this set (Just Jared)

Ashton and Demi don’t have enough of each other yet (Pop Sugar)

NPH prepares to marry his twin brother (ASL)

And still more Britney in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sandra bullock helps out in NO (INO)

Bosworth will be dumping more men in the near future if this is true (Cele|bitchy)

Best Dress, Worst Personality

August 30, 2010 11:38:46 Posted at August 30, 2010 11:38:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

January Jones. Her Versace was by far the most interesting, the most adventurous, the best of the night. And unfortunately no personality to match it. This girl. Is so gorgeous. And reasonably talented, yes. And then she stops acting and it’s like wet socks when you step in a puddle. You’ve already seen it on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

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Emmy Breakup Thinnification

August 30, 2010 10:24:00 Posted at August 30, 2010 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kelly Osbourne ditched her boyfriend Luke Worrell about six weeks after she supposedly caught him cheating. She arrived at the Emmys with a very small waist in a very tight dress – looked lovely, sure, but that’s a lot of littleness that seems to have happened over a short period of time. Full Story

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Backstage with George & the Italian Queen

August 30, 2010 09:25:01 Posted at August 30, 2010 09:25:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He didn’t walk the carpet. Instead he and the Italian Queen retreated backstage until it was time to collect his award. Which he did with very little fanfare and while his explanation will be that it wasn’t his place to take over the ceremony, fair enough, at the same time it didn’t quite seem like he even came prepared. Full Story

Best Man on the Best Show & FNL 2011

August 30, 2010 08:52:27 Posted at August 30, 2010 08:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mad Men won for Best Drama. Next year, in its final season, hopefully it will be Friday Night Lights. Next year, maybe Kyle Chandler and Jon Hamm can sit next to each other and make our lives. You know what the f-cking pisser is? At press time I can’t find one, NOT ONE, photo of Kyle Chandler. Really? Is that how far down he is on the list? Who’s managing this list. Full Story

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Emmy Awards 2010

August 30, 2010 08:02:00 Posted at August 30, 2010 08:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought the open was really good. And two Canadians represented too – both Cory Monteith and Nina Dobrev were invited to join in the Springsteen Glee homage led by Jimmy Fallon and almost stolen by Jon Hamm’s amazingness. As for Fallon as host, well, it was a strong beginning and then the singing fallback got a little tired. Full Story

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