Scarlett moves in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 12:26:35 April 13, 2011 12:26:35

Laura just emailed me: I’m having…A really hard time understanding the Scarjo/Penn thing. Usually I can rationalize these odd pairings some way, but this one is beyond me. What is it she’s looking for? An older man? He doesn’t have his sh-t together - he’s NEVER had his sh-t together. Full Story

Bradley Cooper: The Crow and Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 11:48:22 April 13, 2011 11:48:22

THR is reporting that Bradley Cooper is currently negotiating to star in a remake of The Crow. From a superstition standpoint, this gives me the skeeves. Brandon Lee died on the set of the original. I’m just saying, there is bad energy all over it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 11:07:12 April 13, 2011 11:07:12

JLo’s best career move keeps paying off (Dlisted)

How Hayden Panettiere has sex with a giant (The Superficial)

Fine, Anderson Cooper. But isn’t the word “ridicuList” kinda ridiculous? (Popeater)

Totally diggin’ this entire Halle Berry outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie takes her daughter to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Chris & Chris and a big hammer (Just Jared)

Kate Middleton: a princess refuses a tiara? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga hates Hollywood, or so she says (Celebuzz)

I forgot to mention how much Lindsay LOHAN overkills the bronzer blush (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I fail to see how Camille Belle is Shine On “remarkable” (Moe Jackson)

The GMD’s new suede shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 09:34:24 April 13, 2011 09:34:24

Or heels? They’re so clever these days with the hidden lift technology, you really can’t tell. Here are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York last night with matching-ish footwear, heading to see American Idiot on Broadway before picking up Little Sci for dinner. Katie’s been in NYC promoting The Kennedys and Tom is taking the opportunity to continue preparing for his upcoming role in the big screen adaptation of Rock of Ages. Full Story

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Emma Stone: Blonde + Fuchsia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 08:41:25 April 13, 2011 08:41:25

I’ve always found “fuchsia” a tricky word. To me the s should come before the c. Like “fuschia”. So when I spell it, I have to remind myself that the correct way is the way that looks totally off. Fuchsia. Anyway, here’s Emma Stone last night at the Conde Nast Traveller Annual Hot List party smartly avoiding being washed out in neutral tones with her blonde hair with bright pink lips and a light-ish eye. Full Story

Lindsay LOHAN Gotti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 08:17:28 April 13, 2011 08:17:28

They gathered in New York yesterday to announce production on Gotti: Three Generations. John Travolta is to play John Gotti. Joe Pesci his associate and Lindsay LOHAN his daughter Victoria. Those papers have yet to be signed though, which is why Lindsay LOHAN wasn’t part of the official press conference. Full Story

GOOP needs powder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 07:42:05 April 13, 2011 07:42:05

Gwyneth Paltrow turned up at the Good Housekeeping Shine On Awards last night in New York to present to her FRIEND Christy Turlington. You know Bono gave Christy away at her wedding? So, yeah, they’re all in that little circle. More on Gwyneth and everyone who loves her later. For now… She needs some powder, non? Maybe it’s residual shine from the evening before, when she supposedly slaved away in the kitchen and cooked dinner for all her celebrity fans Full Story

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April 13, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 07:17:50 April 13, 2011 07:17:50

A Gutsy Affair is happening on Thursday in Toronto, this Thursday, like tomorrow, benefitting the Chrohn’s & Colitis Foundation of Canada. Your ticket includes OPEN BAR MARTINIS and door prizes and gift bags and featuring the Pigott Brothers and Cabral Richards (HOT) with a raffle prize for an all-inclusive trip to the Mayan Riviera. Full Story

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So…he’s allowed to touch her? They keep posting extra photos from Prince William and Kate Middleton’s visit to the school opening yesterday and in a few of them, I guess as they were being led elsewhere, he puts his hand on her back to guide her forward.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 11:53:00 April 12, 2011 11:53:00

Am at the airport in Barbados but having a lot of trouble with the wireless so Tingles will have to be it. Will be back with no interruptions tomorrow from Toronto. In the meantime, think of my sore ass. I think it's so burned it's creasing.

Imagine if Katie Holmes had to spell each and every one of these? (Dlisted)

Can we please ban the word “BELIEVE” from tattooing??? (The Superficial)

Um, that’s Nick, cupping Mimi’s Tits (Popeater)

About to become Mrs Caleb Followill (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Bosworth: it’s almost as if… she knows to cover up, right? (Pop Sugar)

Rooney Mara/Lisbeth Salander and her dog (Just Jared)

That ass. It just doesn’t seem possible (Popoholic)

Thoughts on the heart below Shenae’s eye? (Celebuzz)

Lindsay LOHAN still doesn’t know the difference between “of” and “have” (Pink Is The New Blog)

I don’t mind this look. Except for the hair (Go Fug Yourself)