Shia is not Clooney but he had sex w/Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 07:21:08 June 28, 2011 07:21:08

New Details. Shia LaBeouf on the cover. I would LOVE to interview Shia. Because he hasn’t figured out the canned answer yet. He will open his mouth and give you the amazingness. This may be his best one yet. You will likely read excerpts over the next few days. I encourage you to ignore them and just go for the real thing. Full Story

Don’t put Kit in the corner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 06:32:04 June 28, 2011 06:32:04

Still haven’t had a chance yet to watch the season finale of Game of Thrones. Don’t yell at me! It’s been a full schedule here in Toronto! Doesn’t mean I don’t think about it a lot though. About Jon Snow. About the Khaleesi. How she copes with the loss of her husband. Because I am SURE there’s no way they can resurrect that guy, no matter how hot Jason Momoa is. Full Story

June 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 06:10:41 June 28, 2011 06:10:41

Happy 31st Birthday Josh with love from Darlene who says you’re fascinated with Coco and at first I thought she meant Coco Rocha which, obviously, but then she mentioned a fake ass and I realised she meant THAT Coco. So here she is. Backside up, all for you. As for whether or not that sh-t is fake – no idea. Full Story

Monday, June 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I can’t talk about The End. Not for a few days. There’s an embargo by the studio. What I can tell you is that I was a MESS during the movie. So much so that Laura went back to work afterwards (we sat next to each other) and told everyone I was curled up in a ball in my seat.  Read Full Intro

Katie’s best hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 13:30:51 June 27, 2011 13:30:51

LOVE her hair right now. It’s long and shiny and thick and she’s experimented with a few styles the last few years, since marrying the GMD but right now, right now it’s perfect. It might not be all that exciting but on her it is perfect. And her skin too. This is Katie Holmes last night at the LA premiere of her new movie Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in a beautiful backless dress that I very much doubt is one of her own designs. Full Story

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14 in Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 12:21:08 June 27, 2011 12:21:08

Chloe Moretz was born in 1997. 1997!!!! I had, like, a real JOB in 1997! Anyway, Chloe is 14. She showed up at the Saturn Awards this weekend in Burbank, CA and posed with a LOT of Try for someone her age. If you’re a dude, and this is what’s out there, how can you be sure that’s legal? Also 14 and also posing, maybe with a little less Try, but Try-full all the same since this is a major fashion campaign for Miu Miu and you can’t tell me that “natural” things happen on a photo shoot, please, is Hailee Steinfeld in her first ad for the brand. Full Story

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Bollywood North

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 11:35:00 June 27, 2011 11:35:00

Bollywood took over Toronto this weekend for the International Indian Film Academy Awards with some of the biggest Bollywood stars in attendance. It’s the first time in the history of the event that it’s taken place in North America. This is no small deal. 16,000 tickets sold out in a matter of minutes. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 10:46:05 June 27, 2011 10:46:05

Mimi Jr has attitude already! (Dlisted)

Little Bieber fits in everywhere (The Superficial)

Johnny Depp. Guitar. Hot. GO NOW. (Pop Sugar)

Liz Hurley almost bails (Hollywood Tuna)

Bradley Cooper takes his mom to the movies (Just Jared)

How come none of the judges on America’s Got Talent are actually American? (Popeater)

Ummm... Paz’s face. You have to see. (Cele|bitchy

Gerard Butler is only slightly less vile to me than Liz Hurley’s boyfriend (Socialite Life)

Avril and her ex-husband keep it civil (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

All around the world for the Dark Side of the Moon (I'm Not Obsessed)

Double Date at Glastonbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 10:03:52 June 27, 2011 10:03:52

Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and Jay were with G in VIP during Coldplay’s performance. Full Story

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Rachel rides Rocket & Biel doesn’t pull the card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:51:12 June 27, 2011 08:51:12

You have heard me go on and on about Rachel McAdams’s anti-celebrity ways: she does not live permanently in LA, she maintains a rather ordinary-ish existence in Toronto, she rides her bike, she takes transit, she doesn’t whore herself out at every premiere and party, she doesn’t hit up gifting suites every week, she doesn’t call the paps outside her gym. Full Story

Beefy Tom Hardy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:20:00 June 27, 2011 08:20:00

Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton are in Paris today to promote their movie Warrior. As you can see, Tom is... kinda beefy right now. He’s been working on The Dark Knight Rises. He will be the villain. Needless to say, at least without any makeup on, his villain looks like Bronson without the moustache. Full Story