George Clooney’s SMA Chances

November 16, 2010 07:11:19 Posted at November 16, 2010 07:11:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was prewritten yesterday but I had prewritten so much I forgot to post it. Which in itself should be an argument against George Clooney. Like would I have forgotten about George Clooney 3 years ago? Anyway, here are George’s pros and cons. Arguments for: It’s George Clooney. It’s Mr Hollywood, Mr Charming, Mr Popular, Mr Prankster, Mr Everything Few can sell an obscure movie like George Clooney. Full Story

Monday, November 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today’s column will be very, very long. And yes, we will get to Porny’s engagement eventually. But first, it’s the annual Sexiest Man Alive handicap. Each candidate gets his own article. With at least 10 candidates to analyse, there will be several posts.  Read Full Intro

Marisa Tomei is allowed

November 15, 2010 15:42:08 Posted at November 15, 2010 15:42:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek and I flew to Toronto recently and watched Cyrus on the plane. By the end of it all he wanted to talk about was Marisa Tomei. I didn’t mind. She is crazy sexy in that movie. Crazy sexy. There’s something about the way she talks, a hint of a baby girl voice but not grating like SJP, she holds her body like you know there’s a freak underneath, and of course the face, perhaps not the most exquisite face in the business, but beauty doesn’t have to be intimidating, and oftentimes it’s the faces you find comfort in that turn you on the most. Full Story

I will make this happen

November 15, 2010 13:32:07 Posted at November 15, 2010 13:32:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you've been reading my blog long enough you know that forever ever ever I've been hoping for Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling. Forever. They were briefly dealing with each other about a year and a half ago - a couple of friendly outings and text messages - but that died fast and never picked up again. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 15, 2010 12:46:08 Posted at November 15, 2010 12:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, when did James Blunt become Rambo? (Dlisted)

Well, at least she didn’t wear this in court (The Superficial)

Christian Bale gives a GREAT interview (Popeater)

Mila Kunis gets better and better (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Watson arrives in style in New York (Pop Sugar)

Cory Monteith speaks like a normal person. Lea Michele throws sugar at you. (Just Jared)

Yes. That’s exactly what he is: a meathead (Cele|bitchy)

Spittle + Douche = the perfect couple (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan getting photographed every day again. Is rehab over already? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Diddy’s getting married. No he’s not. And still no one cares. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Swifty & Jakey: clandestine in London

November 15, 2010 09:43:44 Posted at November 15, 2010 09:43:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey G was in London last week. He was spotted sneaking into the Harry Potter premiere. Taylor Swift performed last night at the BBC 1 Teen Awards. Was there overlap? Well the UK Sun is saying that on Friday, Swifty flew in and spent the entire night with Jakey holed up in his suite at the Dorchester. Full Story

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When wiping that look off her face isn`t an option

November 15, 2010 09:06:00 Posted at November 15, 2010 09:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 3 There are people who deal with teenage girls every single day, I’ve been realizing. Maybe some of them are you. And you have jobs like this, where you work hard and then ungrateful wretches just sort of smirk out at you from under their hair. Full Story

Breasts can’t act

November 15, 2010 08:18:19 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:18:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vulture reported last Friday that Carey Mulligan is now at the top of the list to play Daisy in The Great Gatsby. Sigh of relief, right? Especially since just a week ago, Blake Lively’s chances were very, very good. What happened? Well, she tried to act. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

November 15, 2010 08:05:23 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Realize your Potential

November 15, 2010 07:30:00 Posted at November 15, 2010 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was recently very flattered to have been approached by American Express Canada to be part of their ‘Realize The Potential’ campaign that celebrates a growing segment of our population called Potentialists. Who are the Potentialists? They are all around us. They are often ambitious people who are rethinking what life is all about and are finding ways to enrich their lives through meaningful experiences. Full Story