Sunday Rose’s New Sister!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 13:54:47 January 17, 2011 13:54:47

Written by Duana Right. So, at the end of a very busy celeb news cycle Keith and Nicole dropped the information that apparently, on December 28th, they became parents via surrogate to Faith Margaret Urban. I had a series of thoughts and I thought I’d try to harness them individually. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 13:29:45 January 17, 2011 13:29:45

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s had back-to-back shoots and all-nighter last night. Tingles is mine today.

PS…I think last night finally knocked Natalie P off the Freebie 5 for good. And no, it’s not cause she wants to make babies. It’s a combination of things that started the day I saw her in sweatpants. You know which one. And now that laugh… brrrrrrrrrr.

PPS…thanks for your patience with the site this afternoon. We’re getting hammered! – Jacek


Sandy no hump Ryan (Dlisted)

KK…this is good…it’s just too much when you turn sideways (The Superficial)

Ricky G’s not coming back (Popeater)

Modern Family jewel (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Jamie in assy jeans (Pop Sugar)

Bond’s coming back (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell in LA (Cele|bitchy)

Britney has a new sound? Or the same synthesized, distorted one I hear over and over no matter the song (Socialite Life)

I like sushi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really DO NOT understand kids. How this guy continues to cash in makes me angry (I'm Not Obsessed)

Globes Worst: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 12:41:30 January 17, 2011 12:41:30

This dress was an asshole. I mean… The glitter shawl. Is she poor? Middle aged bride? Arlene’s Dress Emporium? Nope. It’s Zuhair Murad. Which, when I found out, didn’t surprise me. I have never liked a Zuhair Murad. You know who wears a lot of Zuhair Murad? Two names: Carrie Underwood and Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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Globes Best: Anne Hathaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 12:24:43 January 17, 2011 12:24:43

The colour. The fit. The back. The BACK! The shoulders. Did you see it move? I loved it like awesome. We argued a lot at Duana’s last night. Lara would shout something, and I’d shout back, and Michelle would argue, and Duana would yell... But we all agreed, as soon as we saw her, we all agreed it was Anne Hathaway. Full Story

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Globes Best: Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:57:03 January 17, 2011 11:57:03

Well, as previously noted, Ryan Gosling’s scrunch face knocked him off the top spot. That leaves Robert Pattinson. It was a beautifully cut blue suit. He wore it well. There was no mother hip action. And while there was some open mouth posing action, in addition to some Miley mouth pout action too, overall it was a good effort… even though from some angles his eyes seem too far apart. Full Story

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A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:42:04 January 17, 2011 11:42:04

It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in my mind, I had to look it up. Full Story

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Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:33:22 January 17, 2011 11:33:22

This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean the whole night… Drool, right? I can’t hate it. Full Story

Best Lady BFFs: ANNETTE BENING/JULIANNE MOORE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:21:18 January 17, 2011 11:21:18

Written by Duana I’d like to apologize to you all for my overuse of CAPSLOCK last night on the liveblog and this morning. When I get a little excited and Lea Michele about the whole thing, the only way I know to express it is through caps. Full Story

Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:06:27 January 17, 2011 11:06:27
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It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is called. Full Story

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Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:51:54 January 17, 2011 10:51:54

Written by Duana Anyone who knows me or has been reading anything I’m allowed to write here knows I’ve got no time for cutesy-poos. I am not a Portman fan, though that’s well-documented elsewhere. I have very little time for anyone that most people think is gorgeous and precious and delicate – Claire Danes can, at times, fall into this category, as can Dianna Agron. Full Story

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Globe Downey over Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:42:18 January 17, 2011 10:42:18

Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told all the ladies he wanted to f-ck them, while Johnny sat uncomfortably at his table, on this night we give it to RDJ. Full Story

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