30 pounds of As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:38:13 November 9, 2011 14:38:13

Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling!As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and shadowed and angled and, um, maybe even retouched, all amounting to what she claims is a 30 pound weight loss since she started the Jenny program on July 22 which has resulted in her now sitting at a very petite size 4 or 6. Full Story

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Nicole the night before

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:29:12 November 9, 2011 14:29:12
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If this is what Nicole Kidman chose for the night before the CMA Awards, well I can’t wait to see what happens tonight for the event proper because her Stella McCartney for the BMI Country Awards Tuesday evening in Nashville would have worked for a main event. She is spectacular in it. One of the few who can carry it off the runway although Stella sent it down the runway in a flirty short version - click here Full Story

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November 9, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:22:34 November 9, 2011 14:22:34

Toronto! The 3rd Annual Frocktail Party is TOMORROW, Thursday November 10th at the Burroughes Building, 639 Queen Street West, to benefit the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. And the dresses on auction this year, as they are every year, are … well…I’m telling you, get there and start bidding. You need your holiday party outfits, don’t you? Click here Full Story

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Someone wrote to me the other day requesting to examine the Justin Bieber baby situation from another angle: what if it’s all been planned by his people? Like the ultimate play to evolve Bieber’s public perception from a teen with pimples (although he annoyingly seems to have the clearest skin ever) to young adult with functioning sperm? Justin will eventually be exonerated, (trailer park) Mariah (not Carey) will eventually be paid off, but they will have achieved their goal: you were willing to believe that Justin Bieber could get it up, stick it in, make it go off (in 30 seconds), and produce a child, on his way to becoming a man.  Read Full Intro

My bangs say I’m sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 22:00:52 November 8, 2011 22:00:52

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went to England together after the MTV EMAs the other night so he could turn on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Shopping Centre yesterday. Before that though, they were photographed touring a football facility where JB appeared to be trying to cheer up a pouty Selena with his bangs. Full Story

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Are you tiring of Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 20:56:05 November 8, 2011 20:56:05
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A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so (laughing about Bruce Robinson, The Rum Diary director, falling off the wagon made me a little uncomfortable). Full Story

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JLo: Glamour Woman of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 20:35:00 November 8, 2011 20:35:00
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She was there last night to receive her honour. And she’s on the current cover of the magazine being interviewed by Jane Fonda. Have you read the article yet? You may have read excerpts, but the full piece, it’s amazing. Both are 3 times divorced. Both are... really, really, REALLY into themselves. Both spend a lot of time pretending to be into each other when they’re actually just trying to bring the conversation back to “ME”, the only word in their vocabulary. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 19:47:04 November 8, 2011 19:47:04

Back from night golf now so everything else is coming at you live for the rest the day.

Sasha’s dealing with a bride and the 1% uncertainty in LifeStyle

So...basically Brett Ratner is still 15 years old (The Superficial)

The Child of B & J will have a nursery double the size of my apartment (Dlisted)

At this point, Katie Holmes is the ONLY member of the Dawson’s Creek cast that actually needs the reunion (Pop Sugar)

The Fanning Sisters and a creep (Amy Grindhouse)

Eva Amurri on honeymoon (Hollywood Tuna)

Madge covers up for service (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde in sweats (Popoholic)

America owns the stage (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber and the gays (Towleroad)

OK so this is really, really bad. But I think I still prefer it to the sh-t that Chloe Moretz is doing (Go Fug Yourself)

Fassbender, McGregor, and McHale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 18:28:34 November 8, 2011 18:28:34
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Well that got your attention, didn’t it?I don’t know why Joel McHale was moderating the Haywire Q&A after the secret screening of the movie at AFI Fest the other night. Like, he’s the star of his own hit cult comedy...But if you are fan - yes, I can hear you Duana - you probably love him that much more for it, right? Also, Haywire was directed by Steven Soderbergh who also directed The Informant and McHale was in The Informant although I’m pretty sure he’s not in Haywire. Full Story

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Jen and her boyfriend and her new best friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 17:34:51 November 8, 2011 17:34:51
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It is always, always a good day in gossip when you can post Brange and Aniston articles back to back. Internet traffic is going up everywhere. Trust.So Chelsea Handler was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She’s been on a steady ascent since hooking up with Jennifer Aniston’s publicist Stephen Huvane and becoming her best friend, non?Her best friend presented the award to her at the event. Full Story

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Everyone grab a hand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 16:49:39 November 8, 2011 16:49:39
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That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle of the pack there while his brothers and sisters, all of them, so many of them, cluster around his parents. Full Story

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