Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 09:15:00 January 18, 2011 09:15:00

And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I work on an entertainment news show in Canada called etalk Full Story

Gwyneth, you look like sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 08:23:02 January 18, 2011 08:23:02

Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking ass. Goddamn, what is happening to her face? It’s blotchy, it looks burned, it’s gaunt, her hair is lank, she seems tired… Gwyneth is a lot of things, and she can look a lot of ways, but Gwyneth rarely, if ever, looks low classy. Full Story

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Jennifer doesn’t take herself too seriously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 07:24:54 January 18, 2011 07:24:54

Do you find that the people who say they don’t take themselves too seriously are almost always people who actually DO take themselves too seriously? Jennifer Aniston claims she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She tells this to Allure Magazine. She’s on the new cover promoting Just Go With It, the new comedy with Adam Sandler. Full Story

Monday, January 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was a good entertaining show. You know, we complain a lot when awards shows are boring. This one was not boring. Maybe not for the reasons they wanted, but from a smutty standpoint? There was a LOT of gold. So much gold. Thank you Ricky Gervais, but we’ll get to that later.  Read Full Intro

An Overdresser goes blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 14:50:35 January 17, 2011 14:50:35

Kate Beckinsale was photographed at LAX the other day completely blonde. She is supposed to start shooting a new Underworld soon. Not sure if this is the reason. But first, a holiday in Mexico with her husband and her daughter, showing off a siiiiiiick body in a frilly baby girl bikini. I want that stomach. Full Story

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Girly Throwdowns and the Hard Break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 14:22:00 January 17, 2011 14:22:00

Written by Sasha Sasha! So, I'm a college student who, a few months ago, found herself involved in some serious girl sh-t. Without going into too much detail, let's just say a girl we had all taken for something of a dumb blonde (and I had taken for a friend) stabbed the sh-t out of my back at my house's Halloween party. Full Story

Sunday Rose’s New Sister!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 13:54:47 January 17, 2011 13:54:47

Written by Duana Right. So, at the end of a very busy celeb news cycle Keith and Nicole dropped the information that apparently, on December 28th, they became parents via surrogate to Faith Margaret Urban. I had a series of thoughts and I thought I’d try to harness them individually. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 13:29:45 January 17, 2011 13:29:45

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s had back-to-back shoots and all-nighter last night. Tingles is mine today.

PS…I think last night finally knocked Natalie P off the Freebie 5 for good. And no, it’s not cause she wants to make babies. It’s a combination of things that started the day I saw her in sweatpants. You know which one. And now that laugh… brrrrrrrrrr.

PPS…thanks for your patience with the site this afternoon. We’re getting hammered! – Jacek


Sandy no hump Ryan (Dlisted)

KK…this is good…it’s just too much when you turn sideways (The Superficial)

Ricky G’s not coming back (Popeater)

Modern Family jewel (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Jamie in assy jeans (Pop Sugar)

Bond’s coming back (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell in LA (Cele|bitchy)

Britney has a new sound? Or the same synthesized, distorted one I hear over and over no matter the song (Socialite Life)

I like sushi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really DO NOT understand kids. How this guy continues to cash in makes me angry (I'm Not Obsessed)

Globes Worst: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 12:41:30 January 17, 2011 12:41:30

This dress was an asshole. I mean… The glitter shawl. Is she poor? Middle aged bride? Arlene’s Dress Emporium? Nope. It’s Zuhair Murad. Which, when I found out, didn’t surprise me. I have never liked a Zuhair Murad. You know who wears a lot of Zuhair Murad? Two names: Carrie Underwood and Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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