Smutty Tingles

August 27, 2010 11:22:03 Posted at August 27, 2010 11:22:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips...filling in for Tingles again today but more Lainey to follow. – Jacek

Photoshop or not, MLP is HOT. Always found her dead sexy in a less obvious way. But this pic? Wow. (Dlisted)

HF #1 telescope upskirt. Sexy overload this morning (The Superficial)

Sure Lilo…complain about the only reason you have any kind of career (Popeater)

More SEX. Bilson in a little red top. Yum. Hate the shorts though. Are these what you call boyfriend shorts? (Hollywood Tuna)

Tell me the Duff hasn’t had a boob job. I don’t remember them like this (Just Jared)

More Britney and boyfriend beach shots (Pop Sugar)

Big Star on a bike. Not feeling this girl at all (ICYDK)

JLo candid – rough night! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

When Joan Rivers is taking shots at you, you know your career is done (E! online)

KStew (is that what the kids are saying?) wants to sex it up (Cele|bitchy

Studs through security

August 27, 2010 10:17:08 Posted at August 27, 2010 10:17:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As always, committed to her image, Lady Gaga departed Vancouver after two shows this weekend dressed in leather, studs, and rhinestones. Actually rather tame by her standards. Gaga posed with fans before heading to the gate, through security, where her metals had to be further examined. I love these photos so much, standing there on tiptoe loaded up with spikes, it’s amazing in its ridiculousness. Full Story

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Single now

August 27, 2010 09:06:58 Posted at August 27, 2010 09:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are the first photos of Miley Cyrus in Michigan after breaking up with Liam Hemsworth on the set of her new movie LOL with Demi Moore. She’s apparently quite friendly with a few co-stars, straddling one of them – photo here Full Story

Brangelunatics + Twihards = Pandemonium

August 27, 2010 08:22:21 Posted at August 27, 2010 08:22:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Yesterday Deadline Hollywood came out with a report that GK Films is developing a project for Angelina Jolie, based on a 2009 BBC miniseries called Unforgiven. It’s about a woman who, after fifteen years in prison for murdering two police officers, attempts to reconnect with her sister only to find herself the target of a revenge plot hatched by the sons of one of the men she killed. Full Story

Remember John & Jen?

August 27, 2010 07:34:55 Posted at August 27, 2010 07:34:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No? That’s the problem. Some people are trying to sell some bullsh-t about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting back together. Maybe because no one went to see her movie. Maybe because he worries no one cares anymore. It’s not like these two have never hooked up for a headline before, right? So there was some speculation that they were back on, and a few outlets like The Huffington Post tried to intrigue us about John singing to Jen at his show the other night, cryptic comments during his crowd banter that was supposedly meant to tell her – or a woman who looked like her standing side stage – that he was ready to give it another go. Full Story

Leo & the boys in Vancouver

August 27, 2010 07:03:02 Posted at August 27, 2010 07:03:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s old school – Leonardo DiCaprio was in Vancouver yesterday with Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas who is working on Red Riding Hood (starring Amanda Seyfried), a film that Leo’s company is producing. These are the OGs, they’ve been friends for almost 20 years, maybe more, and it looks like a trip without the ladies, an afternoon of ice cream and cigars, and a camera to commemorate the occasion – why do I love that it’s hanging off Leo’s shoulder? It’s been a long time since Leo has affected me the way he did in that Rolling Stone shirtless photo earlier this summer. Full Story

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August 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 27, 2010 06:38:21 Posted at August 27, 2010 06:38:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Lisa in Fredericton NB from, well, more than one friend. Multiple requests came in for you because clearly your girls know you love a big splash! Wishing you the most wonderful 40th from your “secret pal” and also from your BFF Becky. Leonard Cohen tops your Five List? Oh now you DO have great taste. Full Story

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Love London SO much. Took the Heathrow Express from the airport this morning, only 15 minutes, but free wireless on the train. This is civilisation! So Mark Salling, following yesterday’s report that he was stepping out on Naya Rivera, took to Twitter  Read Full Intro

Shop Watch > BumpWatch

August 26, 2010 12:01:56 Posted at August 26, 2010 12:01:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I hate BumpWatch. BumpWatch + a loose dress = sh-tty gossip investigation. It’s highly, highly unreliable. Shop Watch on the other hand is a much better indication of pregnancy. And it’s Shop Watch that is making me come around to the idea that our Mimi might just be expecting a rainbow. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 26, 2010 11:18:00 Posted at August 26, 2010 11:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Thanks for all the ‘love mail’ for not posting your messages during the live blogs. F you too. Kidding. Stepping in for Tingles and we’ll have a bit more from Lainey after that, but it might be a short day because she’ll likely need start shoe shopping in London at sticker prices equal to those in Canada except at a 1.63 exchange. Lovely. - Jacek

Lainey thinks OW is becoming one of those Maxim pieces now but I don’t object one bit (The Superficial)

There’s nothing pea about Brian William’s cock (Dlisted)

Why would she sell the story when she just bagged 100+ million? (Popeater)

Take some fat from your lips and put it on your hips (Hollywood Tuna)

Quality talent on quality programming (Just Jared)

Charlize Thersey (Pop Sugar)

I’m all for big natural titties but these…I just wouldn’t know what to do with them. It’s all too much. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Always a bitch but always a hot one. #1 on the hf list for sure (Popoholic)

SERIOUS bitchface courtesy Drew (the FAB life)

Dear GOD! Someone please intervene (Go Fug Yourself)

Holiday clothes for Chinese people

August 26, 2010 09:56:00 Posted at August 26, 2010 09:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go wrong. What’s our obsession with the Number 8? The word for 8 sounds kinda like the word for rich. Full Story