Poster Quiver

November 11, 2010 10:22:13 Posted at November 11, 2010 10:22:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Kate Hudson’s hysterically bad poster for what looks to be her upcoming hysterically bad movie A Little Bit of Heaven? Click here if you’ve forgotten. Full Story

Destroying Emma’s safety

November 11, 2010 10:12:44 Posted at November 11, 2010 10:12:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah “Brown has a real sense of community, and people are very protective of me. They really look out for me; they want me to feel like I'm part of it.” So says Emma Watson in the December issue of Marie Claire. Full Story

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TV Live Blog - Thursday, November 11, 2010

November 11, 2010 08:57:16 Posted at November 11, 2010 08:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am liveblogging from a spot right across from Leicester Square. These kids are LOUD!!! Duana and I have only texted briefly today. So we haven’t exchanged thoughts on Gwyneth Paltrow and the CMAs and Taylor Swift and other such. Not sure then if we’ll be fighting. Duana is not a fan of my G. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 11, 2010 08:44:11 Posted at November 11, 2010 08:44:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Perry dressed appropriately for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show (The Superficial)

This doctor looks like George Clooney...with a bug (Dlisted)

Why do they keep having to defend Porny’s boyfriend? (Popeater)

Is Christina Aguilera starting to look like Jessica Simpson? (Hollywood Tuna)

Does he work out when no one’s around? (Pop Sugar)

What is Rachel Bilson’s next move? Buy herself an engagement ring? (Just Jared)

How much do these awards really mean if SHE’s the one announcing them? (Popoholic)

Neanderthal is the new Depp? (Celebuzz)

Celebrity Hook-ups: the year in review. How are Jakey and Swifty lower than Jennifer Love Hewitt!?!? (INO)

Oh. My Girl’s assy style (Go Fug Yourself)

Gran is so loved

November 11, 2010 08:13:31 Posted at November 11, 2010 08:13:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These two are begging for an eyeroll. So let’s give them one. Granny Freeze and her husband attended the CMAs last night. As you can see, they could not contain their love for each other, resulting in an embrace in their seats, so moving and profound, that she had to CLOSE HER EYES her eyes to fully savour the moment. Full Story

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December Boy goes on a date

November 11, 2010 07:47:00 Posted at November 11, 2010 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift performed Back to December last night at the CMAs. The song is widely believed to be about Taylor Lautner. They were dating around this time last year. And then, according to the lyrics, she was a bitch and broke his heart, even though he was really, really into her. In other words, Taylor Swift dumped Taylor Lautner. Full Story

Princess AssTalk at the CMAs

November 11, 2010 07:04:59 Posted at November 11, 2010 07:04:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I posted on Twitter last night: ...the f-ck is asstalking Katherine Heigl doing at the CMAs? Maybe she's there to heckle Gwyneth Paltrow. Did you know that AssTalking Heigl has fans? They started tweet yelling at me. Something about the fact that her husband’s brother is a member of Lady Antebellum. Full Story

Country Bitch 0 for 8

November 11, 2010 06:51:01 Posted at November 11, 2010 06:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country Bitch. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from this far away. And the glass of orange juice that puked all over a toga. Full Story

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Down home GOOP

November 11, 2010 06:39:00 Posted at November 11, 2010 06:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you to those who emailed your thoughts about this overnight. Especially Jonathan who went the extra step and gave me a written play-by-play. Remind me to do a poll about this during the liveblog today with Duana at Noon ET/9am PT. I’m sure Duana will have something to say about how Gwyneth Paltrow fared last night at the CMAs. Full Story

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November 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 11, 2010 06:23:29 Posted at November 11, 2010 06:23:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Christina from Ellen – wishing you a “Twilight-filled” Birthday! I’m attaching for you my favourite scene from New Moon when, at least the way my friends interpreted it, Jacob tells Bella he has a boner. Happy 14th Birthday Emily from mom!  Full Story