The Gossip Buffet: Now serving Jeff Buckley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:36:05 August 16, 2011 09:36:05

Written by Sarah The long-awaited Jeff Buckley biopic (once called Mystery White Boy) is happening at last and Jake Scott (son of Ridley) is onboard to direct. Long attached to the part of Buckley, James Franco exited stage left a while back when everyone realized he can’t sing to save his life, which opened up a coveted role for young actors. Full Story

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Porny listens to someone who can sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:09:03 August 16, 2011 09:09:03

Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift to music. Every time someone breaks Jessica Simpson’s heart she is a mess. Full Story

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Madonna 53

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 08:33:43 August 16, 2011 08:33:43

Madonna and Elvis inextricably linked. At least to me on this day. It’s her birthday. She’s 53. Madonna is 53. This is our world...? Indeed. And in our world, Madonna at 53 is dating Brahim Zaibat at 24. He’s a dancer. He’s French. They spent the weekend in the Hamptons kissing on the beach. Full Story

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Brange by train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 08:03:44 August 16, 2011 08:03:44

Six children, mom and dad, let’s be conservative and say 3 nannies, that’s already 11. Add security on top of that - call it a team of 6, one for each child, that’s 17 so far. And then there are the personal assistants. A modest count? One each. Now we’re at 19. Plus the drivers, chefs, miscellaneous. Full Story

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August 16, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 07:42:08 August 16, 2011 07:42:08

To Jody in Calgary - Happy Birthday from Michelle who wishes she could be there! And goddamn she’s right about your Julia Roberts hair. I want! And for Shannon in London - Sally in Singapore wishes you a very Happy 28th Birthday! She promises to take you out for champagne and dancing when she’s back next month! Full Story

Monday, August 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Sarah from Cinesnark messaged me last night about Glee tanking. I was like, what Glee? So I had no idea there was actually a MOVIE. In 3D. There was a premiere last week, and all kinds of photos, and I just thought it was yet another party around the TV show.  Read Full Intro

This is all I need

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 14:14:32 August 15, 2011 14:14:32

I don’t need Ryan Gosling to bring his dog on a talk show. I don’t need him to walk down the street with an instrument and a daisy gait. I don’t need to see him with his shirt off. Or in a beater tank reading poetry at a cafe. I don’t need him to have a clever, clever story to tell on a talk show. Full Story

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The Chosen One: the tongue phase

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 13:44:40 August 15, 2011 13:44:40

The Brange had their kids out all weekend in England. Something about a puppet show, then there was a bike ride, they hit up a performance of Shrek, and today the Jolie and her girls Miss Zahara and Shiloh dropped in on a toy store. As you can see, The Chosen One is going through a tongue phase. Sticking it out at people. Full Story

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This is what happens when you’re no longer Royal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 11:45:30 August 15, 2011 11:45:30

Sarah Ferguson is currently promoting on a TV show on Oprah’s network OWN called Finding Sarah: From Royalty to the Real World. She agreed to an interview with 60 Minutes in Australia. This programme is not to be confused with 60 Minutes in America. Australia’s 60 Minutes is way more gossipy. Full Story

My bf’s mom, time to leave, and on marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 11:19:00 August 15, 2011 11:19:00

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I'm 20 years old and my best friend passed away about a year and a half ago after a long battle with many illnesses. After she died, her single mother and I got closer and I was also introduced to her mother's boyfriend of a few years. Full Story