For those of you who have him on your Five List…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 10:37:24 February 22, 2011 10:37:24

I hear you. And there aren’t often many photos. So when there are, I will post. Here’s Michael Fassbender in New York the other day working on a new movie called Shame with Carey Mulligan who’s been made up to look like sh-t. Maybe she should try a comedy soon? I mean, I think we all know now she can do drama. Full Story

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ADELE Tuesday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 09:03:25 February 22, 2011 09:03:25

Today’s the day you can download Adele’s new album 21 in North America. Or buy it old school styles on CD. When was the last time you bought a CD? This is Adele yesterday, in New York, arriving at Letterman before her performance. I woke up early this morning, ready to face the day with my banana and my oatmeal, and started it off by watching the video. Full Story

LBD > Young Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 08:30:27 February 22, 2011 08:30:27

Youth is certainly potent but sometimes youth’s inexperience can lose one or two carpet battles. And this is how Jennifer Aniston’s little black dress beat out Brooklyn Decker’s horrific jumpsuit last night at the German premiere of Just Go With It or, as they refer to it over there, My Imaginary Wife. Full Story

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Michelle’s family Gaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 07:55:00 February 22, 2011 07:55:00

This is cute. Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley were photographed in New York yesterday. They hit up an art gallery with their children, Claudia Rose and John, and then they all went to the Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. Can you imagine going with your parents to see Lady Gaga? My Squawking Chicken would lose her f-cking mind. Full Story

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Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:53:46 February 22, 2011 06:53:46

F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs that business with Anderson now. Full Story

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And …they’re back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:35:03 February 22, 2011 06:35:03

Twilight has returned to Vancouver. The cast has come to shoot Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, mostly exteriors after working on mostly interiors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where they went virtually unpapped for almost the entire duration, leaving Twi-Hards idle in their losering with nothing to look at. Full Story

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February 22, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:21:56 February 22, 2011 06:21:56

Estella! Congratulations on birthing a human! And a very, very, very cute one! Nathan Daniel is delightful. Hope you’re resting well and recovering quickly. I expect you to keep up on this sh-t. You’re one of the originals. To Tamie - the sister of my heart and the best thing about B.C. Happy birthday week - I'll be celebrating over here in the COTU. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 12:28:08 February 21, 2011 12:28:08

Lainey’s in the air over Oregon-ish at the moment. Here’s Tingles. PS…I have removed Rachel Bilson from my Freebie 5 as of the date of this post. No explanation necessary I’m sure. - Jacek

Two of my favourite things inches from each other. Looks like Jay-Z’s as well. (Dlisted)

John Travolta looking like a 230 pound baby (The Superficial)

Queen snubs Sarah Ferguson (Popeater)

Rihanna looking hot for Kanye (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Reynolds on a bike. I think you ladies might approve (?) (Pop Sugar)

Italian Queen looking like a crack ho as a blonde on stage (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara in fine Shape (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr. and Micheal Bay to work together. This will be awesome! I can’t wait. (Socialite Life)

Almost there Lilo. One more layer is your next step and only option (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife sandwich (I'm Not Obsessed)

Please just happen already

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 11:32:21 February 21, 2011 11:32:21

Real life doesn’t work the Ross and Rachel way but when it comes to Rihanna and Drake, I wish it would. As I noted in the article after the Grammys, these two need to happen. For all of us. Rihanna and Drake performed during half-time at the NBA All-Star Game in LA last night and, well, it was a lot better than what the Black Eyed Peas delivered at the Super Bowl though to be fair, I suppose an indoor venue is different. Full Story

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