Best SAG Print: Shailene Woodley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 15:41:49 January 30, 2012 15:41:49
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We will fight a lot today about what we liked, what we didn’t like, what we could not deal with. This will probably be one of them. Most of you, I’m sure, probably loathed the L’Wren Scott beaded gown worn by Shailene Woodley. Me I love it so much. SO much. There are certain dresses a fresh-faced 20 year old can pull off without looking dripped in grandmother and socialite. Full Story

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Best SAG Snubbing: Kyra Sedgwick

Duana Posted by Duana at January 30, 2012 15:20:42 January 30, 2012 15:20:42
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While in theory we’re restricting ourselves to what happens at the show, in reality certain truths are self-evident – in this case, that Giuliana (Lainey: Duana keeps calling her Giuliana DePandi which is maybe my favourite thing in life, ever) irritated a wide swath of people far more than usual on the red carpet, and, in keeping with the SAGs being the awards where they really get to let it all hang out, they made less of an attempt to hide it. Full Story

Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 15:04:41 January 30, 2012 15:04:41
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As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress.It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much more. It’s not imaginative. It’s not memorable. Full Story

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Worst SAG Mistaken Identity: Grizz Chapman Ellie Kemper

Duana Posted by Duana at January 30, 2012 14:58:11 January 30, 2012 14:58:11
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No, I’m not joking.   Ellie Kemper was a double-nominee last night, as part of both the casts of The Office and Bridesmaids. And she was mistaken for someone else SEVERAL times. Once, on the carpet during a cutaway, after she’d already been interviewed by Ross (ugh…Ross), she was supered as “Grizz Chapman, 30 Rock”. Full Story

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Best Beneficiary of Being in a George Clooney movie: Judy Greer at the SAG Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 14:43:40 January 30, 2012 14:43:40
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You know Judy Greer. We all know Judy Greer. We’ve all seen a Judy Greer movie. I promise you, we’ve all probably seen at least two Judy Greer movies. Judy Greer is the only thing I liked about The Descendants, a film that continues to confuse me for all the love it’s received from the critics’ boards and associations, with a wickedly embarrassing voiceover and the kind of vision and directing you’d expect from a 25 year old hipster filmmaker right out of film school. Full Story

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SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 14:33:57 January 30, 2012 14:33:57
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How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada?Yes, Michael Pitt is the face of the new Prada men’s campaign Full Story

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The Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 14:14:17 January 30, 2012 14:14:17
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Best thing that happened at the SAGs? Angie and Tilda are BFF! More on that later. God I miss Joan Rivers on the red carpet. Joan Rivers wouldn’t ask Meryl Streep, “What kind of actress are you?”  And if she did, she’d specify that in terms of nudity and trailer size. I mean, I work in television, I get it that there has to be a certain amount of mega dick-sucking that happens at these events, but this. Full Story

Friday, January 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Katherine Heigl’s One For The Money opens today. It was not screened for critics in advance. So any critics who will review it have to go on their own and piss away two hours. Which is what Ramin Setoodeh did for Newsweek. He writes that One For The Money is worse than Gigli.  Read Full Intro

Marion & Joaquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 21:17:23 January 27, 2012 21:17:23

A long time ago, when Joaquin Phoenix was #1 on my Five List, before he revealed himself to be a mega prick, and before Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet (happily) came together in real life, I would have reacted differently to these photos. Almost optimistically. In 2007, I would have LOVED the Gossip potential of Marion and Joaquin. Full Story

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Zoe & Coop’s group photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 20:21:41 January 27, 2012 20:21:41
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Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are at Sundance to promote The Words. There was a group media and photo session. They were careful not to be too obvious about the fact that they’re dating. Which makes it even more obvious that they’re dating. Like, practically living together as I understand it. I have tried, several times, to care, even a little, about these two as a couple. Full Story

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