Scarlett’s boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 11:39:01 April 1, 2011 11:39:01

Here’s Sean Penn walking around Malibu yesterday. He’s, like, Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend now. This makes me really… embarrassed for her. Can you imagine how she must look up at him? Some kind of god? Can you hear how she must gush over him? He’s so talented. He’s so smart. Full Story

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Blake getting meangirled at Chanel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 10:51:27 April 1, 2011 10:51:27

I’m not trying to diminish her accomplishment but it felt like they were doling out these CinemaCon “Star of Tomorrow” Awards like those snap-snap topless cards constantly distributed on the Strip. If you’ve been to Vegas, you know what I mean. What is that all about anyway? Anyway… Here’s Blake Lively, in red and leggy, receiving her Star of Tomorrow Award last night along with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the new Transformers girl. Full Story

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Ryan is thin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 10:16:53 April 1, 2011 10:16:53

Definitely thinner lately, right? Just me? Ryan Reynolds was in Vegas for CinemaCon yesterday to promote The Green Lantern (with Blake Lively, more on her later) and to collect his award for Male Star of the Year. As you can see, he has a new shorter haircut. I’m telling you, his face looks a lot more drawn. Full Story

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SOOOO cute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 09:47:41 April 1, 2011 09:47:41

My friend Michelle C just sent this to me. It’s a deleted scene from Harry Potter 7A, on DVD April 11th, featuring Hermione and Ron throwing rocks into the sea. I agree with the editing, it’s totally superfluous, but I challenge you, as an HP fan, to watch this without giggling, or at least an awww-ish smile. Full Story

He’s a Loud Talker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 09:05:38 April 1, 2011 09:05:38

Two former Oscar hosts decided to be smug together on television last night as James Franco appeared on Letterman to promote Your Highness for his first interview since sucking at the Oscars in February. And how does he sum up his disappointing performance? Well, he said he tried his best, he said Anne Hathaway was too hyper, and that we’re all hypocrites for hating on his hosting duties after saying the Oscars are irrelevant. Full Story

Hot Harry and the Sore Spot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 08:27:15 April 1, 2011 08:27:15

Prince William escorted his grandmother the Queen today during her visit to RAF Valley where Williams is stationed as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Cute, right? I like the one shot of her talking at him and he’s tucking his chin into his flight suit. Today is April 1st. It’s officially Wedding Month! I just saw my first “Royal Moment” from St Andrew’s, Scotland broadcast on Canada AM this morning. Full Story

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Permanent or temporary?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 07:48:05 April 1, 2011 07:48:05

I suppose when it comes to marriage these days, you can never really say. I’m the only person I know whose parents divorced and then got back together – like 10 years later. When I tell this to other people with divorced parents, it’s hard to fathom. Because by then, you can’t imagine your parents any other way but apart anymore. Full Story

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Grey’s Anatomy Musical Event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 07:28:00 April 1, 2011 07:28:00

Written by Duana I’m the type who finds a song lyric for every occasion. I would quite happily sing through my life, and though I haven’t done it in years, I’m pretty sure I was that girl, circa high school or early university, who made people sit down and listen to a song because maybe the way the (lame) lyrics were played out just made so much sense to me. Full Story

Jakey’s great reviews & then there’s Lindsay LOHAN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 07:19:00 April 1, 2011 07:19:00

Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie Source Code opens today. There was a screening in New York last night. Here’s Jakey, after a week of talk show appearances, arriving at the theatre last night and inside with costar Michelle Monaghan (remember when everyone said she’d be a big deal?). Source Code is receiving some solid reviews, scoring, at press time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes Full Story

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April 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 07:03:09 April 1, 2011 07:03:09

To Katja in Slovenia – Happy 22nd Birthday with love from Marusa and Petra! Am told you’re something of an Anglophile? For you – Iwan Rheon, Andrew Garfield, and Ben Barnes. Enjoy! Happy Birthday Lynn! Laura says you love Charlie Hunnam? Well then Charlie Hunnam is attached. To Phil who dances in public… even on the subway, and was noticed by Kylie Minogue herself – Joanna and Jennifer are sending you a lot of love and admiration. Full Story

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I totally need to bust out my giant sized hoop earrings and wear my hair back in a tight ponytail all over again. JLo made me want to. Did you notice on Idol last night that her nail polish matched her dress? And that her nail polish always changes from the performance show to the results show, along with her weave? That’s the whole f-cking day, you know.  Read Full Intro