What are you selling?

August 20, 2010 08:19:37 Posted at August 20, 2010 08:19:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Gabriel Aubry, Canadian model and Halle Berry’s baby father, modelling for something called Charisma. I’m not smart enough to figure out what exactly it is that he’s selling. Maybe a fragrance? Besides, it’s not like anything else jumps out at you beyond his body and his face and his gorgessity. Full Story

E! USA: Keeping Up with the Kardashians New Season

August 20, 2010 08:13:00 Posted at August 20, 2010 08:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does your movie suck?

August 20, 2010 07:55:39 Posted at August 20, 2010 07:55:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney and the Italian Queen were out for dinner last night in Italy. His new movie The American is due out on September 1, just 3 days after George is scheduled to receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys on August 29th. Perhaps that’ll give his box office a little boost. Because, well, have you seen any ads for The American? Have you heard any buzz for it? There’s a movie to market and George has been missing. Full Story

August 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 20, 2010 07:28:22 Posted at August 20, 2010 07:28:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Maija with love from Hooles! And for Mara who is facing round two – I’ll do my best re: Country Bitch if you do your best to keep owning the bald look. Good luck, I’m sending you hug, and hope that by the time your hair grows back that #12 will still be on your team. Full Story

He can be almost normal

August 19, 2010 15:04:15 Posted at August 19, 2010 15:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He doesn’t have to walk around with the douche patch under his lips. He doesn’t have to wear Ed Hardy gear or a leather suit. He doesn’t have to posehard like it’s a fragrance ad. See when he’s casual, in kicks, in shorts, like a regular-ish person walking around New York, he can be almost normal. Full Story

Cutesy tootsy on carpet

August 19, 2010 12:45:07 Posted at August 19, 2010 12:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight in London at the premiere of Going the Distance, Drew Barrymore brought her trademark gushy hippy giggle alongside boyfriend/justfriend/whatever Justin Long. Maybe I’m just a crusty bitch. Maybe you still find this play endearing. Remember what I said yesterday about a child in grown up clothes? This is an example. Full Story

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He’ll be 30

August 19, 2010 12:00:00 Posted at August 19, 2010 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Next week. Macaulay Culkin. And still very, very reclusive and really random with his appearances. Like last year he showed up on WWE. The f-ck? Macaulay was in London last night with brother Kieran for the UK premiere of Scott Pilgrim and the afterparty, a rare sighting. Umm...something about this, he’s hot to me. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 19, 2010 11:14:38 Posted at August 19, 2010 11:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The breasts are nice, yes, but that’s not all that’s been overlooked (The Superficial)

I totally would apply for this job if she was still with Ben Affleck (Dlisted)

What??? What do you mean the Italian Queen would put out a fake story for publicity??!! (Popeater)

No one I know knows this broad (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts matron kimono (Just Jared)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa at the pool (Pop Sugar)

Stilettos don’t come off even when she’s horizontal (Drunken Stepfather)

Vanessa Hudgens well accessorised (Popoholic)

Shaki and the bikers (Holy Moly)

Maggie G and Mick Dundee (Go Fug Yourself)

Angie and the salon scammer are the same

August 19, 2010 09:48:18 Posted at August 19, 2010 09:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re both UNCOOL. So there’s some broad who ran a salon in Beverly Hills who’s been charged with fraud after ripping off several celebrities from a credit card scam. Jennifer Aniston was one of them. On Good Morning America today she was asked about the situation and, descriptive as always, Jen said “We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her”, which also happens to be how she described Angelina Jolie when the Jolie talked about having a good time at work with Brad Pitt. Full Story

Great Skin & Gay YA

August 19, 2010 09:27:47 Posted at August 19, 2010 09:27:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I am all about reading YA. As I’ve noted, too many times, YA is way underrated. Good YA is as profound, complex, and insightful as any “adult” classified counterpart and again, if you don’t believe me, check out The Book Thief by Markus Zusak (YA) which is a masterpiece compared to Yann Martel – yeah, THAT Yann Martel – and Beatrice & Virgil, his latest smug mess. Full Story