Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 10:58:46 May 26, 2011 10:58:46

We are stuck with this guy. Probably forever. (The Superficial)

How long before the paps somehow find themselves inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house? (Dlisted)

The Mighty Oprah just said goodbye. And… she’ll be back. Sooner than you think. (Popeater)

WANT Hilary Duff’s cute blue BLUE jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Another celebrity going on about how hard she works, and the “long” hours (Pop Sugar)

Newlyweds Caleb Followill and Lily Aldridge do a Crazy Horse dinner (Just Jared)

You know, I actually enjoyed Country Bitch on Idol last night (Popoholic)

Seriously the most RIDICULOUS and DUMBASS quote you will read all week. These two belong together. (Celebuzz)

Robert Pattinson visualises a future with a wife (Evil Beet Gossip)

Gillian Anderson. This is bad. (Go Fug Yourself)

Here come the Stackhouses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 10:09:28 May 26, 2011 10:09:28

True Blood Season 4 premieres on HBO and HBO Canada on June 26th at 9pm. Here are Anna Paquin and Ryan Kwanten in LA yesterday heading to set. Good to see that Jason Stackhouse’s uniform still consists of a beater tank. Anyway, have you seen the trailer yet? It’s below, full of clues about what to expect this year. Full Story

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X-Men is good, McAvoy relieved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 09:35:08 May 26, 2011 09:35:08

As noted the other day, the first reviews of X-Men: First Class have been very, very strong, assuaging concern that resulted from the poster issues and the underwhelming trailer. Click here for a refresher. Fans and critics expressed relief. And the actors too! James McAvoy told WENN that he and Michael Fassbender were nervous about how it would all turn out. Full Story

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Funny Women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 08:49:00 May 26, 2011 08:49:00

Duana sent over the link yesterday with an excerpt from Mindy Kaling’s upcoming book Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? Duana’s note with the message read as follows: Funny, not revolutionary, but funny. Very true. It is funny. At times very funny. And smart but not smug and honest and adorable and I want to read more. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 08:02:26 May 26, 2011 08:02:26

It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad enough, it actually MATCHES her mom’s… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MATCHES HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is happening here? HOW is it being allowed to happen? I know I’ve asked this before. Full Story

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Brange planning a party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 07:31:28 May 26, 2011 07:31:28

Well this doesn’t happen often… They papped the Brange yesterday running some errands. They went shopping at a place called Soap Plant. Quick, let’s google! Here’s what came up for me: Soap Plant / Wacko: The Premiere Pop Culture Emporium of Los Angeles (with) the best selection of books in Los Angeles, art and design, deviant literature, lowbrow art, music, car culture and uh, sex!! Plus a dizzying array of vinyl art toys, wind-ups and collectibles. Full Story

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2011 Luminato Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 07:12:23 May 26, 2011 07:12:23

They dumped Cheryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 06:58:45 May 26, 2011 06:58:45

Look, it’s not like I understood the decision to bring on Cheryl Cole from the UK to be a judge on US X Factor either. If you’ve been reading my column, you’ll know I had a lot of thoughts on this, and most of them were consistent with “it’s a dumb decision”. Still, I feel for her. Full Story

May 26, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 06:26:27 May 26, 2011 06:26:27

Katie – I’m sorry to hear about the person who didn’t give you butterflies but you’re right, because if he didn’t, he wasn’t for you anyway. Still, it sucks and you’re sad. Will Anderson Cooper and Tom Hiddleston as Loki help? And Happy Birthday to Val B with love from Evelyn. Full Story

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night was wicked stress. I mean, when you think about it, it’s just a hockey game. Well, I guess it’s never just a hockey game. I went to the hockey game, despite the Vancouver Canucks being winless in the post-season up to that point with me in the house, over the protestations of some crazy bitches on my email and over Twitter.  Read Full Intro

Be a good Dean...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2011 13:31:58 May 25, 2011 13:31:58

Or Neal. I’m not sure how they’re representing it in the film so…both for now? Remember when Garrett Hedlund topped my Five List? Then I saw TRON: Legacy. And even Jacek, who doesn’t notice much, remarked that he had a serious thigh in pants problem in that leather suit which, really, marked the beginning of the end. Full Story

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