Smutty Tingles

August 19, 2010 11:14:38 Posted at August 19, 2010 11:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The breasts are nice, yes, but that’s not all that’s been overlooked (The Superficial)

I totally would apply for this job if she was still with Ben Affleck (Dlisted)

What??? What do you mean the Italian Queen would put out a fake story for publicity??!! (Popeater)

No one I know knows this broad (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts matron kimono (Just Jared)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa at the pool (Pop Sugar)

Stilettos don’t come off even when she’s horizontal (Drunken Stepfather)

Vanessa Hudgens well accessorised (Popoholic)

Shaki and the bikers (Holy Moly)

Maggie G and Mick Dundee (Go Fug Yourself)

Angie and the salon scammer are the same

August 19, 2010 09:48:18 Posted at August 19, 2010 09:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re both UNCOOL. So there’s some broad who ran a salon in Beverly Hills who’s been charged with fraud after ripping off several celebrities from a credit card scam. Jennifer Aniston was one of them. On Good Morning America today she was asked about the situation and, descriptive as always, Jen said “We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her”, which also happens to be how she described Angelina Jolie when the Jolie talked about having a good time at work with Brad Pitt. Full Story

Great Skin & Gay YA

August 19, 2010 09:27:47 Posted at August 19, 2010 09:27:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I am all about reading YA. As I’ve noted, too many times, YA is way underrated. Good YA is as profound, complex, and insightful as any “adult” classified counterpart and again, if you don’t believe me, check out The Book Thief by Markus Zusak (YA) which is a masterpiece compared to Yann Martel – yeah, THAT Yann Martel – and Beatrice & Virgil, his latest smug mess. Full Story

Am I imagining the sexual tension?

August 19, 2010 08:31:09 Posted at August 19, 2010 08:31:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Interview Magazine, Blake Lively by Ben Affleck – have you read it yet? Ben directs Blake in the upcoming The Town which, yes, does look quite strong and will make the festival rounds before opening on September 10th. Ben is expected to be at TIFF and the Venice Film Festival – both Affleck brothers will feature at both festivals – and with a few members of his cast too, most probably Lively as New York, where she’s working on Gossip Girl, is just a short hour flight from Toronto. Full Story

Sinkhole & Sons

August 19, 2010 07:48:52 Posted at August 19, 2010 07:48:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Should be the name of a plumbing company. Chicken Fried Britney tweeted from the Glee set yesterday – photo attached – where she’s working on the all-Britney episode which is kinda like reminding her: see how awesome you used to be before the crazy took over? At some point during the day, Britney also hooked up with her kids, took them to Johnny Rockets. Full Story

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#1 on a park bench

August 19, 2010 07:39:16 Posted at August 19, 2010 07:39:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Garrett Hedlund is currently shooting On The Road in Quebec. It was quiet around production for a few weeks as the cast was left relatively undisturbed until of course the angel Robert Pattinson arrived to visit girlfriend Kristen Stewart at which point Montreal became TwiHard central with the paps in close pursuit for the money shot to satisfy the fan jizzing. Full Story

August 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 19, 2010 07:08:48 Posted at August 19, 2010 07:08:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Lavery with love from Rena who hopes your “system” can cope with all your birthday plans! Meghan – that’s the beauty of 31, right? You really don’t have to give a sh-t! Happy Birthday! And congratulations and good luck on what’s coming in October! You promised me about the MiniVan. Full Story

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

X-Men: First Class directed by Matthew Vaughn and last night Deadline confirmed that January Jones has been cast as telepath mutant babe Emma Frost. Really? Her? Is it fair to keep holding Saturday Night Live against her? Because that was, well, she barely looked conscious, right? Without a doubt the worst host last season, the worst host in many seasons, and possibly one of the top 5 worst hosts of all time.  Read Full Intro

Drew does the MKO

August 18, 2010 13:03:17 Posted at August 18, 2010 13:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary Kate Olsen hair circa 2008ish? Not a dissimilar trajectory when you think about it, really, although MK and Ashley are much wealthier having benefited from a more lucrative tween market in their generation and an entrepreneurialism that kicked in earlier. Anyway, Drew Barrymore is currently in London with her boyfriend or just friend, whatever stopped caring, Justin Long to promote their movie Going the Distance. Full Story

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Single White Principal Dancer

August 18, 2010 11:42:06 Posted at August 18, 2010 11:42:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received many emails from you today asking for thoughts on the trailer for Black Swan starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, directed by Darren Aronofsky, the follow-up to his acclaimed The Wrestler. Black Swan will open the Venice Film Festival, will screen at TIFF too, and is included on many early lists at this point in the season, with forever to go, to be one of the 10 nominations for Best Picture. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 18, 2010 11:12:00 Posted at August 18, 2010 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alexander Skarsgard likes it old school (Dlisted)

He works in Vegas, and is a douche. Shocking. (The Superficial)

They’ll be uncovering new Marilyn Monroe photos for years (Popeater)

Christina Ricci in summer pink (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty’s new album cover (Just Jared)

Becks is back on the pitch (Pop Sugar)

Sharon Stone paints with her son (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Liz Hurley on holiday (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really cute: Matthew McConaughey and his daughter (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sandra Bullock, gracious to the end (Cele|bitchy)