Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was exactly a month yesterday to the Royal Wedding. And exactly 4 weeks on Friday. Prince William, it’s been confirmed, has already had his stag. And word is, Kate Middleton got her hen night out of the way recently too – trouble-free, very quiet, rather sedate.  Read Full Intro

Like Carole, Carly, Joni, and James?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 13:30:00 March 30, 2011 13:30:00

This is a major, major, MAJOR stretch. Probably an egregious one. And I mean no disrespect to those legends, none at all. It’s just that in writing about this story, I was, for some reason, reminded of their story. The mind makes weird and random associations. And I apologise if this one is too much of a leap. Full Story

A supportive costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 12:31:27 March 30, 2011 12:31:27

Adrianne Palicki, the new Wonder Woman, was photographed filming in costume in Hollywood yesterday. Most people have noted by now there have been a few tweaks since the first shot of the current iteration was released a couple weeks ago. I’ve attached below for reference. The pants look more realistic. Full Story

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Drake sets records

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 11:53:48 March 30, 2011 11:53:48

It’s official. Drake’s JUNOs were the most watched on record – some 7.6 Canadians tuned it at one point or another during the telecast with an average of 2.4 million viewers peaking at over 3 million during Shania Twain’s acceptance speech when she was inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 11:09:38 March 30, 2011 11:09:38

I love that she had to stress that it “rarely happens”. (Dlisted)

No bra photo shoot (The Superficial)

Country is MONEY! But what about for Gwyneth? (Popeater)

This is not One Line or Two Lines (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz: ultimate fangirl (Pop Sugar)

Jakey G to JFK (Just Jared)

Sandy and Louis pimp out her sister’s book (Cele|bitchy)

Courteney Cox is apparently going straight through all of her co-stars (Celebuzz)

Women in Love get naked? It’s a UK tv show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I suppose if you can make-up a corpse, Courtney Love can’t be too difficult (Evil Beet Gossip)

Chris comes home too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 10:16:47 March 30, 2011 10:16:47

Gwyneth Paltrow arrived back in London the other day. Chris Martin was spotted at Heathrow yesterday too. So… I guess they’re home together? It’s hard to say. Some people think they’re never together. Some people insist they are, they’re just able to do it without anyone knowing about it. Full Story

Hot Topic: Miss Marple Manipulated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 09:37:06 March 30, 2011 09:37:06

Written by Duana Last night, as I talked to my mom, we discussed how, based on age or timing or something, I never had a band to get hysterical about. There wasn’t a screamy-hysterical obsession during that really important period of about 11-14, where you will buy all the merch, and get hysterical about standing in lineups and freak the hell out at every interview and whatnot. Full Story

GOOPy’s trainer kisses so much ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:42:00 March 30, 2011 08:42:00

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow is running a fitness business now with her trainer Tracy Anderson. They’ve been slowly recruiting some high profile clients including Jessica Simpson, Ellen Pompeo, and now Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez. The workouts now have become a giant group pimp. Here’s Nicole leaving the gym on Monday. Full Story

One line or two lines?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:28:00 March 30, 2011 08:28:00

Which young star was spotted picking up a pregnancy test during her next promotional stop? She’s officially single right now, but toying with the idea of a new boyfriend though it remains to be seen whether or not he’s just a convenient distraction for publicity or the real deal. Or maybe it’s a leftover from the ex after a farewell hookup? Needless to say, with that kind of purchase, someone’s been in there. Full Story

Chicken Fried Susan Boyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:08:00 March 30, 2011 08:08:00

Britney Spears appeared on Kimmel last night and, well, I guess it was a little better than Vegas and Good Morning America, she seemed somewhat more alert than the previous two occasions, but still… almost everything feels like it’s on delay, Chicken Fried slow motion, so obvious that it almost becomes more entertaining watching everyone try not to point out the obvious. Full Story

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Transfer dirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 07:46:14 March 30, 2011 07:46:14

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, also a major media mogul and estimated to be the 3rd richest man in the country, is being tried for paying a 17 year old girl to have sex with him and using his considerable resources to try to kill the story. Berlusconi is 74 and denies the charges. His lawyers have included George Clooney on a possible witness list and Clooney claims to be flummoxed as to why he’s been brought into it: “It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur. Full Story

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