Hugh has a pants problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 11:11:02 May 20, 2011 11:11:02

I don’t think I’ve ever known Hugh Jackman to have a pants problem. This might be the first time I’ve seen him with a pants problem. It’s not the most egregious pants problem ever. It’s not as bad as a Jonas or anything. But still… Hugh is so much better than this, so much better than these pants, I have to say I am slightly alarmed. Full Story

No one was hurt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 10:30:21 May 20, 2011 10:30:21

So … this happened last night at AMFAR: Kanye West and Naomi Campbell on stage together, presenting together. There was no dramatic interruption. There were no cell phones thrown. No one was offended. No one was removed from the situation. And later on, the two of them even posed with Boy George. Full Story

Buffy lives with Gossip Girl & VD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 10:15:36 May 20, 2011 10:15:36

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s new show The Ringer has been picked up. It was originally made for CBS. Following the Upfronts, it’s now confirmed that the show will air in the Fall on Tuesdays at 9pm on the CW. (CBC and Warner Bros each own 50% of the CW.) Apparently Les Moonves called SMG a week ago and told her about his idea. Full Story

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Katie’s new BFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 09:54:10 May 20, 2011 09:54:10

I wonder if she’d be allowed. Katie Holmes was in Chicago earlier this week at that Oprah send-off show at the United Centre. At the event, Katie presented on stage with Queen Latifah and Halle Berry. Look at the way her legs are bent back. I am fascinated. Anyway, last night, she and Halle were together again, in LA at the Annenberg Space for Photography, attending the opening of Beauty CULTure, “a seminal examination of photography’s role in capturing and defining notions of modern female beauty and how these images profoundly influence our lives in both celebratory and disturbing ways”. Full Story

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Janet is thin again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 09:02:07 May 20, 2011 09:02:07

It’s a cycle every two years or so. Janet Jackson goes militant and loses a lot of weight and takes her top off for the cover of some magazine, and then a year later, she’s covered up in sweats not wanting to be photographed. Don’t sh-t on me for making it an issue. I’m only making it an issue because SHE makes it one when she grants an interview to some glossy about how she’s finally found the formula to “stay fit forever!!!” Here’s Janet at AMFAR last night at the Hotel du Cap looking svelte and ageless. Full Story

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Scarlett’s boyfriend's Canadian tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 08:35:00 May 20, 2011 08:35:00

Sean Penn is killing it in Cannes today. Check him out working denim on denim, posing with some hip-jutting attitude at the photo call for This Must Be The Place. He plays Cheyenne, an aging goth rocker looking for the Nazi who tortured his dad. I want you to watch this clip before reading the rest. Ok so Frances McDormand? She plays his WIFE, a firefighter in Dublin, in the film. Full Story

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Lawrence on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 08:03:46 May 20, 2011 08:03:46

Jennifer Lawrence appeared on Letterman last night. It was a great interview. 20 years old and she laid down an awesome interview on Letterman that earned her a kiss on the hand. Well done. She’s poised but she’s not, like, overly produced and automatic. She’s not Taylor Lautner, she’s not Dakota Fanning, she’s not from Disney, there’s personality there, and a lot of wit, and a brain – quick, funny, confident, but not cocky, incredibly sexy… and you can tell, Dave was charmed. Full Story

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Why should you be the heir to the Magnum fortune?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:51:00 May 20, 2011 07:51:00

Pippy & Gaga Saturday night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:34:06 May 20, 2011 07:34:06

Not gonna lie. Am pretty excited for Saturday Night Live tomorrow, the season finale with host Justin Timberlake and musical guest Lady Gaga. Only… I heard they’re reviving the Dick In a Box situation? I mean if you go there, you have to make sure it’s a grand slam, you know what I mean? Still, Justin never disappoints on SNL. Full Story

May 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:24:31 May 20, 2011 07:24:31

Congratulations Ayli on your wedding this Sunday from your Maid of Honour and Soulmate Bestie who says you would enjoy some Shemar Moore on the last of you single days? Giv’er! To Pam W with love from Kelly S who says you introduced her to my blog at an internet café in the Old City of Jerusalem in 2007? I love that that’s where we met! Heard that it’s been kinda rough for you lately. Full Story

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s housekeeper baby mother. And the photos, we will be inundated with new photos. Maria Shriver will continue to be embarrassed by new photos. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what so many have been saying  Read Full Intro