Rough day at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 10:15:15 March 29, 2011 10:15:15

Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these days, when it comes to keeping his straying on leash, how could he have spent all day with her yesterday, while shooting an ad for Pepsi, in a swimsuit, with her ridiculous body, and not wonder, just once, or several times, what it would be like to roll around with that for a while? Because when he’s playing offside, Becks has demonstrated he needs more than just bones. Full Story

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JLo 2011 like JLo 1998?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 09:14:41 March 29, 2011 09:14:41

X-Factor auditions took place in LA the other day and so far only one judge, in addition to Simon Cowell, has been confirmed. Still no word on who will be joining Cowell and LA Reid for the show’s American debut but UK tabloids keep saying that Cowell is pushing for Cheryl Cole. What’s the problem with Cheryl Cole? Who’s Cheryl Cole? Click here Full Story

How he watches her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 08:31:00 March 29, 2011 08:31:00

There are a million photos out there from the premiere of The Kennedys last night as it was the first time in a long time that the GMD and Katie Holmes stepped out together on the carpet. I’ve decided to choose only the ones where he’s, um, admiring her – from the side, right up in her face, sometimes with intensity, sometimes with a studied relaxed cheer. Full Story

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What’s Your Price?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 07:39:39 March 29, 2011 07:39:39

Written by Duana Nikki Finke is reporting that talks between AMC and Matthew Weiner might be disintegrating. There are three items of contention: 1) Product placement 2) Shortening the show by two minutes – enough to fit one more commercial break and 3) losing two cast members in an effort to save budget for the show. Full Story

Even B List needs a beard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 07:32:44 March 29, 2011 07:32:44

It’s not just the super elite actors, the film stars, who need to beard and pretend. Even the lower ranking ones do too. Calling him B List might be a little generous, but he has had his share of magazine covers, is the face of a few shows, and is surprisingly entrepreneurial, with successful projects across several other platforms, all banking on looks and virility. Full Story

Help Pep find Salty!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 07:22:22 March 29, 2011 07:22:22

Lisbeth in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 07:16:46 March 29, 2011 07:16:46

Filming on The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has moved to London. Here’s Rooney Mara on a smoke break yesterday in costume. Feeling more optimistic about the American imagining of the story? After the Oscars, where everyone thought David Fincher would take Best Director, I kinda feel bad that the Academy seems to have it in the sh-ts for both him and Christopher Nolan. Full Story

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March 29, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 07:02:08 March 29, 2011 07:02:08

Congrats to Neila B, Michelle G, and Patricia T for winning the You Again combo packs. And to Chinese New Year winners Angie W, Bernice P, Jodi R, Parissa W, Kumi N, Andrew E, Melissa M, Jenny M, Janell F, Meri G, Penny W, Melanie R, Anna D, Kate R, Beth W, Shirley W, Teresa A, Tasha V, and Kathy B. Full Story

Monday, March 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I know I sound like a major home teamer but Drake hosted the SH-T out of the Juno Awards last night in Toronto. It was something for everyone. Appropriate for everyone. Cool without crossing the line, respectful without being ass kissy, funny and engaging without seeming like he was trying too hard.  Read Full Intro

Funny people award shows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 14:12:31 March 28, 2011 14:12:31

Less than two hours. Remarks are kept short. No montages. And no James Franco. The First Annual Comedy Awards hosted by Comedy Central took place in New York this weekend. That would have been a good ticket, non? Tracy Morgan presented to Eddie Murphy. Colbert was a bitter bitch, you know, on stage with Jon Stewart. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s secret party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 13:34:40 March 28, 2011 13:34:40

The royal people have confirmed that Prince William’s stag went down this weekend though they will not release any more details. All that’s known is that it took place at a private estate, 20 attended, and Hot Harry planned it. Well done. See? He doesn’t always f-ck it up. Re: who was actually there, this is my favourite sentence as noted by People.com Full Story