Ejiofor, Fassbender and Pitt are conspiring against us

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 26, 2011 15:45:17 October 26, 2011 15:45:17

I love Michael Fassbender. I almost love him more than Ryan Gosling. I love him so much I never want to meet/see him for fear of him doing something to wreck my crush. I love him, shark smile and all. There’s no point to this, I just wanted to confess my extreme and unreasonable Fass-love.Remember that five minutes in Inglorious Basterds when The Fassbender and Brad Pitt were in the same scene? Remember how awesome it was? Well now we’re going to get two hours of that. Full Story

Henry Cavill is ripped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 15:34:19 October 26, 2011 15:34:19
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The new Superman movie is shooting in Vancouver. Henry Cavill was working with the green screen yesterday for a scene that evidently involves him trying to hang on to a helicopter. Or something. Does it matter??? There will be special effects and explosions and stunts and it’ll stimulate you for all of 5 seconds and you’ll forget about it by the time you get back to your car after seeing the movie. Full Story

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October 26, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 15:11:20 October 26, 2011 15:11:20
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Lindsay! Happy Birthday with love from your big sister Naomi who says you were such great help while she was recovering last year. And you’re in Paris for a semester now too? WHAT??? It’s hard for me to like you right now. Naomi requested that I attach my favourite photo from Paris Fashion Week. It’s not necessarily clothing related though. Full Story

They BOTH need the money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 22:28:35 October 25, 2011 22:28:35
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Every night I check the photo agencies before I head to bed, just to get a sense of what I might want to include on the blog the next day. When I saw these shots of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their son James Wilkie at the Tower Heist premiere last night, I thought to myself - Tower Heist is for kids? Because normally that’s when they bring him to these events. Full Story

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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 21:16:16 October 25, 2011 21:16:16
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Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 20:13:16 October 25, 2011 20:13:16

Sasha’s words for someone whose dad is bad news over in LifeStyle.

In 6 months Lindsay Lohan will be faking a marriage too (The Superficial)

There’s a character in The Marriage Plot that reminded me of James Franco. Not sleeping isn’t something to be proud of. And look at the assy results. (Dlisted)


Not a great dress on Uma Thurman (Hollywood Tuna)

Will you eat a Wahlburger? (Pop Sugar)

Oh my God Freida Pinto is gorgeous (Just Jared)

F-ck I wish I could wear a dress with this deep of a V (Popoholic)

Is this your Nick Carraway? (Celebuzz)

What boy band made Chris Martin think he was gay? (Towleroad)

Agree: really don’t like those shoes with Emma Stone’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Why Aren’t You Watching? Part Two: When

Duana Posted by Duana at October 25, 2011 20:05:48 October 25, 2011 20:05:48
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Which personalities did you try on before you ‘settled’ on the one you have now?  Were you the anxious do-gooder?  Did you feel like you were always behind on everything?   Were you anxious because you felt too cool for the group you were in, but didn’t know where else to go? I’ve been all these people and several more, including the person who couldn’t possibly stop dropping pop culture references, no matter how inane or having nothing to do with the conversation at hand. Full Story

He’s ok that he’s not what she wanted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 18:48:40 October 25, 2011 18:48:40
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Blake Lively is back in New York after spending Ryan Reynolds’s birthday weekend with him in Boston. Here she is working on Gossip Girl with ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley. Blake moved beyond Penn. She waited patiently, killing time with Leonardo DiCaprio, until Ryan Reynolds, the main target, became available and finally agreed to check her out. Full Story

Where are your reviews?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 17:48:20 October 25, 2011 17:48:20
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Justin Timberlake was spotted leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday presumably there to promote IN TIME, opening on Friday. I’m also attaching photos of him out and about over the weekend. Most of the movies premiering this weekend have been reviewed. The IN TIME reviews have yet to be published, possibly embargoed until at least tomorrow. Full Story

Carey’s there every year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 16:29:34 October 25, 2011 16:29:34
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First - I am all over what she’s wearing and how she’s wearing it and her eye makeup and her hair and those delicate, beautifully designed straps on that dress... love it all, and HER most, so much. Anyway, does it feel to you like she’s at this event, the Hollywood film awards, every year? It felt that way to me last night when I was looking through the photos. Full Story

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