On Hating Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 12:31:27 January 5, 2011 12:31:27

There was an article that appeared on Gawker today: Which Actresses Do You Irrationally Hate? (How much do you love that Jessica Biel appears under the headline?) The thing with me is – I don’t irrationally hate anyone. All my Hating is Rational. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 11:54:34 January 5, 2011 11:54:34

Vagina Virgin Thigh Thickness gets The Question. You mean Ashley Greene isn’t working??? (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber's mom pretends to ground him, when really what she’s doing is a financial update (The Superficial)

Of course Blair Waldorf wants to be Gwyneth Paltrow (Pop Sugar)

When Garrett kissed Gwyneth (Popeater)

Where’s Porny’s handholder? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Other Olsen (Just Jared)

Like there was any question that there would be a carriage. Please! (E! Online)

Paz must have been so uncomfortable in all that clothing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beysus wears studs on her legs (Celebuzz)

Errm. Does Eva Longoria’s new piece aka Pene Cruz’s brother, look like Jordan Knight? (Cele|bitchy)

Jen & Freeze fontrum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 10:45:00 January 5, 2011 10:45:00

Some expressions should be outlawed forever. Like: “I can’t love anyone until I learn to love myself first.” “If it doesn’t kill you, it will only make you stronger.” “Live in the moment. Allow yourself to be free.” And this, the latest, courtesy of Jennifer Aniston while interviewing Nicole Kidman in the new Harper’s Bazaar:“I bow to it; I aspire to it. Full Story

What they say about Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 09:44:00 January 5, 2011 09:44:00

You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read Matthew Morrison’s Details profile? Click here Full Story

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Reese, Jake, Jim, and January 4th

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 09:01:04 January 5, 2011 09:01:04

It was January 4th yesterday. Reese Witherspoon, her engagement ring, and her fiancé Jim Toth hit up the Laker game, seated next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. They were cheerful and engaging and she clapped and smiled a lot and waved that diamond around like you’re supposed to when you receive a diamond that size. Full Story

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Sandy, Ryan...and Scarlett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 08:04:21 January 5, 2011 08:04:21

This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Needless to say, they’re trying to spin some kind of Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds romance. I wrote about it yesterday. Please click here for a refresher. In short, right now there’s nothing happening. Full Story

Jakey cuts and runs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 07:32:57 January 5, 2011 07:32:57

Both People and Us Weekly reported late yesterday that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are over, that it ended before Christmas. In other words, he pulled a cut and run. Which makes it worse than a publicity stunt. Full Story

Kissing in the bleachers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 07:06:36 January 5, 2011 07:06:36

I’ve done a lot of sh-t in bleachers – cutting class, smoking, meangirling, several love arguments, drama rehearsal – but I cannot remember if I’ve ever kissed in them. Did Angela and Jordan ever kiss in the bleachers? I can’t remember that either. But I do love the bleachers. Full Story

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Ryan & Blake holiday update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 06:55:10 January 5, 2011 06:55:10

Exclusive Sorry. Totally forgot about this yesterday. Ryan Gosling spent the holidays at home in Ontario. He stayed over a week, flew back to LA on Monday. The previous Monday however, December 27, I was contacted by 3 unrelated sources all claiming that Blake Lively was seen alone at the airport in Toronto. Full Story

January 5, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 06:35:46 January 5, 2011 06:35:46

Happy Belated 24th Birthday Steffie in Antwerp with love from your sister Sara. I heard your birthday was a little low key. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. You need to charge up for a big year. I promise it will be a big year. But a little Clive Owen wouldn’t hurt, right? Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com  Full Story