Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 12:15:05 January 7, 2011 12:15:05

Minus 5 points: Jakey is the guy who wears shades on the tube (Dlisted)

Um. If you can believe it, Chloe Sevigny actually found a way to do something worse than give Vincent Gallo a blow on camera (The Superficial)

Bieber refuses to talk about his Fever (Popeater)

Rihanna demonstrates how to wear leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie and Little Sci shop for groceries in Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Hm. Sandra Bullock looks a little Lisa Linged too (Just Jared)

This turned up as “BREAKING NEWS” on my blackberry this morning. Why??? (Celebuzz)

Obviously I’m a bloated hag, but do you find her nose and her lips are too close together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eddie Cibrian’s broke ass dead beat ring purchase (Cele|bitchy

She was the Best Dressed, definitely, at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards (Go Fug Yourself)

You need to be great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 11:32:41 January 7, 2011 11:32:41

I’m writing to Garrett Hedlund. Because lately it’s been a string of quiver killers, one after the other. TRON was terrible and he was terrible in it with his thigh thickness and bad acting. Also he’s not great in a photo call situation, as evidenced last night at a screening for Country Strong in New York. Full Story

Mimi in flats!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 10:49:42 January 7, 2011 10:49:42

What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I don’t even know her. Full Story

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You’re never second best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 10:00:07 January 7, 2011 10:00:07

In 2010, Jon Hamm was runner-up to Ryan Reynolds for People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Entertainment Weekly, in their Top 10 list of Entertainers of the Year, ranked him second after Taylor Swift. Um, Jon Hamm is #2 to no one. Probably because he really doesn’t give a sh-t about being #1. The truth is few are as versatile as Hamm is right now. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling’s Onesie: moodsaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:19:54 January 7, 2011 09:19:54

I have been foul all week. The worst mood ever. Mostly due to a lingering cold/maybe sinus infection. But also because of detox. No more holiday drinking, no more farting around eating Oreos all day. It’s a chicken-only existence right now. I hate chicken so much. But the tv work is starting up again, we’re heading to Sundance soon, and then in 7 weeks it’s the Oscars, which means, literally, eating will not be fun until February 28. Full Story

No Strings, no ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:01:02 January 7, 2011 09:01:02

Finally got around to watching the red band trailer for No Strings Attached, in theatres on January 2. Can’t decide how I feel about it. There’s a moment here and there that looks like it might not suck. And I do like the line “Boo! Here comes my dick”, but I really hate the part where she’s looking at his dick with 3D glasses. Full Story

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Country Bitch hates Montreal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 08:26:00 January 7, 2011 08:26:00

During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she associates the city with auto theft. Full Story

TSN on DVD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 07:52:13 January 7, 2011 07:52:13

What a smart move. It is the leader going into awards season. It will likely fight it out at the Oscars with The King’s Speech. It will probably win. But first, to sustain its momentum, the DVD will be released on January 11th. That’ll give The Social Network some extra kick. Clever, non? In service of the launch, and a very strategic campaign, all of the film’s major players were in Beverly Hills last night at the event including Jesse Eisenberg, expected to be nominated for Best Actor, Aaron Sorkin, a sure bet for an adapted screenplay nod, David Fincher, who will definitely make the Academy’s list of directors, Andrew Garfield, Armie Hammer, and, of course, Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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January 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 07:26:09 January 7, 2011 07:26:09

Gypsy, As you stand on the threshold of ultimate wisdom and eccentricity, please remember to keep "learning us youngin's", to work on your "whoo-whoo" powers, and to wear your wig and jaunty hat proud!! From all of your friends. You know who we are. Happy Birthday Natasha! Per your request, pre-bloat Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Walker are attached. Full Story

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Every day I receive emails about Taylor Kitsch – what’s he doing, can you post pictures, is he dating, where is he? And all the time I say that Taylor Kitsch isn’t famous enough, yet, to warrant pap and tabloid attention.  Read Full Intro

Ben is crusty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 14:51:00 January 6, 2011 14:51:00

Fresh off a family holiday to Hawaii, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took their daughter Violet for frozen yoghurt in Santa Monica yesterday. That kid always seems so happy. I like her. Her father on the other hand didn’t seem to be in a great mood, obviously protesting the presence of the paps. Full Story

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