Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 11:45:50 March 24, 2011 11:45:50

Ebola threatens to sue. Like the Ashton Kutcher/Chris Martin kind of threat? (The Superficial)

Natalie Portman’s golddigger defends her and … um…what’s up with this pose? (Dlisted)

No “official” wedding photos for Reese Witherspoon but the paps are camped out already (Popeater)

I like this dress on V Hudgens but her neck doesn’t match her face (Hollywood Tuna)

What Jakey got for her birthday (Pop Sugar UK)

Mia Mia Mia! (Just Jared)

Kat! Kat! Kat! (Popoholic)

It’s an upgrade for Ashley Greene but Chris Evans, son, you need to be told (Buzznet)

Rocky & Rambo clothing? (Gawker)

Appalling. Truly appalling. (Go Fug Yourself)

Ryan jams, Ryan in a trench, & Jena Malone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 10:32:21 March 24, 2011 10:32:21

SO good, right? Ryan Gosling continues to work on The Ides of March in Michigan with George Clooney and Philip Seymour Hoffman – my Haymitch in The Hunger Games, although I could be persuaded into something really, really out of the box, I mean it has to be f-cking crazy, no one would ever think it, so original. Full Story

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Filler Palate Cleanser breakup or not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 09:45:00 March 24, 2011 09:45:00

Rachel Bilson is what you call filler content on a blog between articles. Like, you’re in that dead zone between morning and afternoon when the photo agencies are loading up new content and you don’t want to go front heavy, particularly today as I’m trying to pace out my posts for when I fly in a few hours and oh look, there’s a Rachel Bilson story… I’d never lead with Rachel Bilson because, obviously. Full Story

Hand Fixation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 08:58:40 March 24, 2011 08:58:40

Ever since his tea-pouring hands were highlighted in Vanity Fair, I’ve been fixated. Now I’m not sure whether or not at any given moment if they really are so creepily delicate and weird, or if I’m imagining it. Check out Robert Pattinson with Reese Witherspoon on the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly promoting Water For Elephants. Full Story

Abraham Lincoln fetus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 08:28:33 March 24, 2011 08:28:33

Well doesn’t he? Doesn’t Penn Badgley look it? Here he is last night in New York at the 2011 New Directors/New Films Festival Opening Night experimenting with stubble shading. I really wish he wouldn’t although I totally know why he is. It’s that “face too small for his head” problem he has. Full Story

Anna’s biggest mistake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 07:43:29 March 24, 2011 07:43:29

The Wall Street Journal just profiled Anna Wintour. Or, more accurately, Anna Wintour’s power. If you’re into it, and you know I am, there are some fascinating anecdotes. I particularly like the one about Renee Zellweger, how Anna “closely managed her image”, which totally explains the hard posing, the back bones jutting, the jaw clenching. Full Story

Sundays with Jon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 07:06:43 March 24, 2011 07:06:43

As Duana noted yesterday, that might not happen this year. Click here if you missed yesterday’s Mad Men delay article. F-cking network. Just give Weiner what he wants and start rolling! Meanwhile, with Don Draper on hold for a while, Jon Hamm has a lot of time on his hands. Full Story

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March 24, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 06:54:00 March 24, 2011 06:54:00

Bust a Move for Breast Health! The 2nd annual event takes place on Saturday March 26th with PAULA ABDUL as the celebrity fitness leader to raise money for renovations needed to improve the Breast Health Centre in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Bust a move for your boobs. Click here Full Story

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Dear Gossips,

The news just broke about Elizabeth Taylor. Didn’t it seem like she would outlive … everyone? As you know, Furious Love was one of my favourite books last year. Maybe she knew. Maybe that’s why she gave up her letters.  Read Full Intro

SO many possibilities…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 13:58:35 March 23, 2011 13:58:35

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig knew each other for a long time before working together on a movie called Dream House oh about a year ago now during which they obviously found some kind of chemistry because he’s no longer with Satsuki Mitchell and she’s since ended her long relationship with Darren Aronofsky… Rachel was photographed in London today on the set of a new film called 360 with Jude Law. Full Story

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Pitting Gerry against Justin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 12:49:46 March 23, 2011 12:49:46

Jessica Biel couldn’t make Justin Timberlake stay. And it’s been splashed all over the tabloids that he was unfaithful, that he didn’t want to marry her, that she tolerated it in exchange for a professional boost, and that he was trying to shake her for two years until he finally broke away. Full Story