Canes, bump clothes, and mixing metals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 11:48:33 January 6, 2011 11:48:33

Written by Sasha Sasha, I have a pretty random fashion advice question that I've been puzzling over for months and I clearly need expert help. I'm 28 and thanks to some complications from surgery, I'll be walking a cane probably for the rest of my life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 11:09:15 January 6, 2011 11:09:15

Jessica Szohr wearing paint looks better than Ashley Greene wearing paint. Paint-off of the nobodies. (The Superficial)

Zac Efron tries to make his voice extra deep and uses big words (Dlisted)

So… Sean Penn’s not bitter. At all. (Popeater)

And it begins anew. Lilo’s daily pap fashion show (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s kid gets cuter (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis. I’m hard. (Just Jared)

Halle Berry’s hair looks good even when she just rolls out of bed (Popoholic)

Was he there for a post break bootycall? Or is he moving his sh-t out? (Celebuzz)

Sometime I think Naomi Watts had twins (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Is this a new song from Britney Spears? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Tom Cruise Jr and his exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 10:15:18 January 6, 2011 10:15:18

I suppose it’s not that unusual. To be at an event in Hollywood and you’ve pretended to date/forced yourself to publicly date/secretly dated/oncef-cked half the room. Which one of those applies to Tom Cruise Jr aka Taylor Lautner? Here he is, eager and earnest per usual, last night at the People’s Choice Awards. Full Story

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No Strings Attached & Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 09:30:35 January 6, 2011 09:30:35

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher had to slum it last night at the People’s Choice Awards because they have a movie due out on January 21 called No Strings Attached. That happens to be just 4 days before Academy Award nominations are announced. And while I don’t think that Strings is a total Norbit (it’s Ivan Reitman, after all), I also don’t think Portman, in particular, who is contending for Best Actress, really loves the timing. Full Story

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Jen’s ass and drunk?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 08:38:38 January 6, 2011 08:38:38

Most of the really important people bypassed the carpet the last night and went straight inside at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Because… well… it’s the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Jennifer Aniston was there to present the Funny Actor or whatever prize to Adam Sandler. Full Story

Please stop this now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 07:50:07 January 6, 2011 07:50:07

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits about Chris Martin into conversation, dropping bits about her ex-boyfriends Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck during interviews. Full Story

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Drew’s orange dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 07:22:51 January 6, 2011 07:22:51

Drew Barrymore turned up at the Cover Girl 50th anniversary party last night in LA. She’s a spokesperson for the brand. As you can see, she chose to wear citrus. And while I don’t mind the colour, I do mind that this thing probably cost a mortgage payment even though it looks like I could have put that sh-t together with a starter sewing kit. Full Story

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The GMD on high alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 07:01:10 January 6, 2011 07:01:10

Get the popcorn ready. There’s a war coming. And it looks like we all get to watch. And they’re doing it Hollywood revenge styles. So, like, totally our favourite kind of catfight. Only this might bring a few more chills. Remember how Paul Haggis, Oscar-winning director, used to be a Scientologist – for over 30 years! – and he realised how f-cked they are so he broke up with Xenu in 2009 and threatened to go public with what he knows? Well… It sounds like he’s going public. Full Story

January 6, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 06:33:00 January 6, 2011 06:33:00

Rebecca! Happy Birthday! Of course you can have Brand for your birthday. You can have Brand any day. Brand isn’t a shamef-ck. Brand would be a FUN f-ck. I totally get it. Love spending lunch with you every day at the office. But don’t you ever compare my Gwyneth to my Porny ever again! Happy Belated Birthday Ashley from Stephanie in London who misses you SO much and wishes she could have been home in Vancouver to celebrate with you. Full Story

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Some of my favourite movies in the last year have been sports docs. I wrote recently about ESPN’s amazing 30 for 30 series – the Drazen Petrovic and Vlade Divac story, Once Brothers, in particular. And The Two Escobars which weaves together the lives of Colombia’s notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar and the country’s tragic soccer hero Andres Escobar features some of the best documentary filmmaking you’ll ever see, athletics or not.  Read Full Intro

Colin is a talker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2011 14:06:02 January 5, 2011 14:06:02

Colin Firth and his wife Livia were in Paris last night for the French premiere of The King’s Speech. Have you seen it yet??? As you know, Firth is, at present, the favourite to win Best Actor, even though we’re still 3 weeks away from nomination day. Things can change, anything can change, but there is no question, on this performance he is worthy of it, and on reputation and career accomplishment, he certainly has earned it. Full Story

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