Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 07:17:00 February 14, 2011 07:17:00

Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why he’ll always be looking to climb. Full Story

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Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:59:38 February 14, 2011 06:59:38

What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should be able to tacky swing in front of live audience, ok? I will say though that I love Teenage Dream. Full Story

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Grammy ThinFace: Jennifer Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:37:51 February 14, 2011 06:37:51

Jennifer Hudson has lost something like 80 pounds. She looks great. Which, sometimes I hate saying because, like in the example of Kelly Osbourne, somehow it feels like an invalidation of the size that came before. Having said that, Hudson is not Osbourne. She was very successful before Weight Watchers, she’ll continue to be successful beyond it. Full Story

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Grammy Sh-t vs Diarrhoea: Miley vs Xtina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:26:03 February 14, 2011 06:26:03

Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of sh-t vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat. Full Story

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Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:11:32 February 14, 2011 06:11:32

Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing. Full Story

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Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 05:54:35 February 14, 2011 05:54:35

She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga has never been known for subtlety. Full Story

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Grammy Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 05:38:00 February 14, 2011 05:38:00

Happy Valentine’s Day indeed! New Radiohead album drops Saturday! More info here. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. If you missed our liveblog, click here. Needless to say, I’m chuffed about Arcade Fire winning the top award. Full Story

BAFTA Best: Emma Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:42:56 February 14, 2011 01:42:56

Many of you weren’t feeling her as a blonde. Emma Stone’s appearance at the BAFTAs should take care of that? Perhaps she’s softened it a little. Whatever it is, it’s amazing and it pops and I love that she’s into so much colour right now (remember the peachness at the Globes Full Story

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BAFTA King: Colin Firth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:37:11 February 14, 2011 01:37:11

Well who else would it be? He was the Best Actor. His costars were the Best Supporting Actors. His film was the Best Film. Colin Firth went home and they called her Your Majesty. Also, I just tried to spell that with a “G” and got told off by spellcheck and for that I blame Madonna. But I digress. Full Story

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BAFTA Best 90’s velvet: Julianne Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:31:42 February 14, 2011 01:31:42

Written by Duana I’m dating myself here, but the very first thing I thought when I saw this dress was a long, crushed-velvet dress I used to wear in high school. Anyone? They came in the richest, most ‘muted’ jewel tones – and we wore them and felt so glam. Full Story

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BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:25:45 February 14, 2011 01:25:45

Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence means to be the titty action kind of girl, Mystique notwithstanding. Full Story

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