January 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 15:45:03 January 17, 2012 15:45:03

Happy Birthday Crystal from Amy! You've come a long way baby, from numerous falls in the skating rink in Louisdale to your now, rad boyfriend, awesome pad, and all around happy life. I'm truly proud of who you've become, but mainly because you've found gossip as a way of life! The countdown is on until March for Jon Hamm's return! Here's to more years of gossip (thank you Lainey) and friendship! Xo (Don Draper is attached!) Genevieve! Happy Belated Birthday! It’s never un-cool. Full Story

Monday, January 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Would Madonna have ever agreed to present the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film at the request of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association if the winner was Angelina Jolie? Somehow the HFPA gave her an award this season.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 23:01:10 January 16, 2012 23:01:10

40 posts and 10,000 words later...that’s our Golden Globes wrap-up. Duana’s been mainlining coffee; I’ve been sustained by hot water and the promise of Veronica Mars. Logan Echolls and I have some catching up to do. 

Back on regular schedule tomorrow.

But please continue to send us your comments and observations and dissenting opinions. We love award season. And we LOVE sharing it with you! Thank you so much for hitting the site so hard today. It’s a little slow and has gone down a couple of times due to volume, but it’s there, waiting for you to read.

The time Brad Pitt giggled and giggled and giggled and giggled (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is never more pathetic than during award season (The Superficial)

Chris Martin still isn’t over Brad Pitt (Celebedge)

Rihanna pulls off a fat one (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz looks...terrible. Do we blame this on Diddy or ARod? (Pop Sugar)

Oh hi Jason Momoa. Is it too late to say Happy New Year? (Just Jared)

Rooney Mara: it is aloof...or simply insignificant? (Cele|bitchy)

Bar wears red jeans too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Penelope and Javier walk the baby (I'm Not Obsessed)

How Madonna responded to Elton John’s tantrum (Towleroad)

This might take a few weeks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 22:33:13 January 16, 2012 22:33:13
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On Friday, Claire Danes and Leonardo DiCaprio both attended the AFI gala. I found a photo of them together. And, obviously, my immediate association was Romeo & Juliet. Only one of my all time favourite movies. Click here Full Story

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GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 22:23:00 January 16, 2012 22:23:00
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No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full shade of red, but it’s not really that pronounced of a difference. Full Story

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GG Best Man: Idris Elba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 22:18:54 January 16, 2012 22:18:54
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I’ve already mentioned that Luther is my jam. You need to get on that if you haven’t already. There are a few shows that I can’t talk about too much because...corny as it is to say... my feelings for them are so intense, I still want to keep them private, like a secret relationship. Roll your eyes, I deserve it. Full Story

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GG Duana’s Best Dressed: Laura Dern

Duana Posted by Duana at January 16, 2012 21:37:19 January 16, 2012 21:37:19
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This green dress really moved me onscreen, but in the still pictures, it’s less dynamic.   Maybe that’s the point of sequins, that they have to be seen in motion to really kick you in the eyeballs.      It’s an interesting dress – both super-sexy and a little bit austere. Full Story

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Lainey’s GG Best Dressed: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 21:31:17 January 16, 2012 21:31:17
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Put Nicole in a room with Madonna (and Jessica Lange) every time and her face actually starts to move. Even Third Lip wasn’t so third lippy last night. But that Versace was her best in a long, long time.You know why? It gave her an hourglass. Nicole is a lean woman. And somehow this dress created so much shape. Full Story

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GG Fontrum: Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 21:20:43 January 16, 2012 21:20:43
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I grew up in the 80s. Madonna was my guardian angel, my camp counsellor, my ways and my means. What I’m trying to say is that I will always want to side with Madonna. She’s connected to my youth. And those inclinations, formed in adolescence, attached to teen memory, are almost impossible to corrupt. Full Story

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GG Third Saggy Breast: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 21:04:22 January 16, 2012 21:04:22
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Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this?She’s not enough for this, you know what I mean?Like, the woman who wears this dress has to be really, really special. Full Story

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GG Best Hair: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 20:16:20 January 16, 2012 20:16:20
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An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesn’t need to look like this. Angelina’s isn’t perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seconds. Full Story

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