They gave up a bad shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 07:31:38 August 1, 2011 07:31:38

You know they’re probably the best at this, so I was surprised to find a picture that could be easily manipulated for negative photo assumption. And the next time Life & Style wants to say that Brad Hates Angie!, this is the shot they’ll be using. The Brange attended the Sarajevo Film Festival this weekend where Angelina presented an award and received one herself – the Honorary Heart of Sarajevo Award for her contribution to the arts and also for her "active engagement in the complexities of the real world”. Full Story

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Zara Phillips marries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 06:11:00 August 1, 2011 06:11:00

She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. She didn’t try to escape, obviously. Full Story

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August 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 05:50:13 August 1, 2011 05:50:13

Ana! Happy 24th Birthday! Marusa and Petra describe you as a “moderate, tame Twi-Hard”. And they’re right when they say those adjectives don’t normally come together to describe Twi-Hards. You must be an anomaly. They requested for you some “tea-pouring Robert Pattinson” and they call him Mr Broody. Full Story

Friday, July 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Rise of the Planet of the Apes premiered last night in Hollywood. James Franco was there, probably begrudgingly. He hasn’t really spoken highly of the film. At the same time, if we don’t like the movie, it’s not his problem, it’s ours.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 12:05:35 July 29, 2011 12:05:35

What is UP with her makeup??? (Dlisted)

Puppy Love on a t-shirt (The Superficial)

Freida is lovely in green (Go Fug Yourself)

That’s a child wearing Cher’s costume (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon in a bikini and she looks so happy on her honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

NO. Do not suggest this. Because it’s boring! (Just Jared)

Probably bullsh-t but wouldn’t it be great if Madonna had a cellulite-off with those bitches? (Cele|bitchy

Russell Edgington married! (Towleroad)

Alex Trebeck is a badass (The Blemish)

Becks on the beach with his boys but no Harper (Pink Is The New Blog)

Dace + Cake: Long Weekend giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 11:59:00 July 29, 2011 11:59:00

Dace is a clothing company based in Vancouver. It’s one of Sasha’s favourites. And I wore their coats to Scotland in rainy March to shoot pre-coverage for the Royal Wedding. Well made, very stylish. Cake Beauty is one of Canada’s most well known beauty brands. I love their velveteen hand cream. Full Story

Alex’s old blonde and that brunette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 10:59:36 July 29, 2011 10:59:36

Kate Bosworth showed up at Chateau Marmont last night – first sighting since it was reported that Alexander Skarsgard broke up with her, despite the fact that she was fighting it, and hard. She was with a few friends, one of whom looks a lot like (but isn’t) Benjamin Millepied, or the dude who gave Natalie Portman the most wonderful gift of life and creation. Full Story

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Who does GOOP have to bang?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 09:59:00 July 29, 2011 09:59:00

Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t been very active on Twitter lately during her summer holiday. The last time she tweeted before today was on July 21st, a message about “Uncle Jay and KanYe” (who are coming to Vancouver!) Of course it’s “Uncle” because that’s what Apple and Moses call him. Full Story

She won’t cry or try to escape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 09:31:00 July 29, 2011 09:31:00

It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, many of them, in attendance. Full Story

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Reads in trees, compliments himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 08:36:19 July 29, 2011 08:36:19

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story