August 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 6, 2010 07:30:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lisa! Happy 40th Birthday with love from your sister Kim! Happy Belated Birthday Denise – hope you had a great time in Big Sur and thanks for the big love. By request, please get hard over Jean Reno, Vincent Cassel (I think you meant him, right?), and Gabriel Byrne. Photos from Frazer Harrison and LOIC VENANCE and GALI TIBBON/ Full Story

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Don’t want to work today. Because I am a dumb bitch. I knew it was a bad idea to start the book at 10pm. I knew I should have waited for the weekend to rip through it in one go. I knew I would obsess. And now I’m obsessing.  Read Full Intro

Movie Star Personality

August 5, 2010 14:00:02 Posted at August 5, 2010 14:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Julia Roberts on Letterman last night - did you watch? I watched. I set my pvr to watch. I will always watch. Because as annoying as she is - oh and she is - that's a movie star with personality. And a face! After all these years, I still find hers the most mesmerising face. Her hair is gorgeous, her nose is lovely, when she smiles you smile - it's been a long, long time since Julia Roberts turned it on to sell a movie on her own smile. Full Story

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Now this looks like a holiday

August 5, 2010 12:30:23 Posted at August 5, 2010 12:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Ibiza. With money and no worries. And a gorgeous man nuzzling your groin? Please. There is nothing to complain about. This is the summer of the permanent summer. Doesn’t it feel like celebrities have been just jetting from one beach to another? For Jude and Sienna, it’s their reconciliation holiday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 5, 2010 11:49:31 Posted at August 5, 2010 11:49:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

THIS. Is the best thing my life today. Little nerd Jakey! (Dlisted)

Love the fact that she wears white panties (The Superficial)

Oh please. In 6 months they’ll be back together with their own show (Popeater)

Hate Rossum, really love her trainers. But can you work out in them? (Hollywood Tuna)

I screamed during this trailer. Katie Holmes might have a hit on her hands. (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon in a cute hat and boyfriend khakis (Pop Sugar)

See? Every day there are more Lilo pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Renee Zellweger works out in a padded push up bra? (Popoholic)

Read this about Nick Cannon’s life with Mimi and tell me he doesn’t sound hypnotised and stoned (

Shockingly, shockingly normal... for 5 minutes (Go Fug Yourself)

The real Barbra

August 5, 2010 10:19:33 Posted at August 5, 2010 10:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston as Barbra Streisand in Harper’s Bazaar made headlines everywhere yesterday. And then the real Barbra showed up a gala for the Cedars-Sinai Heart Institute Women’s Centre last night just to make sure we know her highlights are better than Jen’s. Please. The broad looks great. Full Story

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Emma updated

August 5, 2010 09:54:49 Posted at August 5, 2010 09:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She just posted this on her Facebook. Dear all. Cut my hair off a few days ago... Feels incredible. I love it. I've wanted to do this for years and years; it's the most liberating thing ever. Hope you like. Big love from Emma x OMG. I love it so much. Full Story

NYC Glee

August 5, 2010 09:50:00 Posted at August 5, 2010 09:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cast of Glee was photographed yesterday on the set prepping for what looks like a New York City themed musical number. Gold chained b-boys! Rumour has it that Empire State of Mind could be heard during filming. Lea Michele was in great spirits. The episode is probably all about her then. Glee returns for its second season with high expectations as buzz has not abated over the summer and new details continue to emerge about what to expect. Full Story

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Hayden’s new piece?

August 5, 2010 09:10:56 Posted at August 5, 2010 09:10:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh relax. It’s just a car ride. But relations between Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson must be very shaky indeed if she didn’t show for the LA premiere of Takers last night. You know Rachel never misses a carpet opportunity. And then leaving the afterparty, model Sophie Monk and Hayden were seen in the same vehicle. Full Story

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Kanye on Chanel, fonts, and chances

August 5, 2010 08:07:14 Posted at August 5, 2010 08:07:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kanye’s Twitter is, as he would say, totally my sh-t right now. Love it so much. At first I thought it would get contrived and soon. I mean, how long can you sustain 140 characters of brilliance without overthinking it. But he doesn’t. Full Story