Porny’s Barbie waist

August 6, 2010 10:04:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 10:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny. Full Story

Love the way you lie

August 6, 2010 09:29:50 Posted at August 6, 2010 09:29:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have an Eminem problem. I can easily lose an hour or two on Shady googling. And I could definitely lose an hour watching him in this video. Have you seen it? Rihanna is great. Eminem is talking to my lady business. Dominic Monaghan tries his best. And Megan Fox, well, she really is perfectly suited to the part. Full Story

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She has friends

August 6, 2010 08:52:38 Posted at August 6, 2010 08:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And they all went shopping together yesterday. And while the paps were around they decided to take iPhone shots of each other. Those are her friends. Here’s Tori Spelling out in Brentwood yesterday, skinny as sh-t and makeup free, spending time with her girls. Or whoever they hired to be her girls. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson sings in a room

August 6, 2010 08:33:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 08:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not bad. Pretty sounds good when he sings, non? He sings better than he acts although that’s probably not fair since so far his acting has been limited to Twilight and, well, there’s not much he can do with that sh-t. Video below: Robert Pattinson was recorded performing in a room as part of a project called Songs From A Room in support of emerging artists. Full Story

August 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 6, 2010 07:30:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lisa! Happy 40th Birthday with love from your sister Kim! Happy Belated Birthday Denise – hope you had a great time in Big Sur and thanks for the big love. By request, please get hard over Jean Reno, Vincent Cassel (I think you meant him, right?), and Gabriel Byrne. Photos from Frazer Harrison and LOIC VENANCE and GALI TIBBON/ Full Story

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Don’t want to work today. Because I am a dumb bitch. I knew it was a bad idea to start the book at 10pm. I knew I should have waited for the weekend to rip through it in one go. I knew I would obsess. And now I’m obsessing.  Read Full Intro

Movie Star Personality

August 5, 2010 14:00:02 Posted at August 5, 2010 14:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Julia Roberts on Letterman last night - did you watch? I watched. I set my pvr to watch. I will always watch. Because as annoying as she is - oh and she is - that's a movie star with personality. And a face! After all these years, I still find hers the most mesmerising face. Her hair is gorgeous, her nose is lovely, when she smiles you smile - it's been a long, long time since Julia Roberts turned it on to sell a movie on her own smile. Full Story

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Now this looks like a holiday

August 5, 2010 12:30:23 Posted at August 5, 2010 12:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Ibiza. With money and no worries. And a gorgeous man nuzzling your groin? Please. There is nothing to complain about. This is the summer of the permanent summer. Doesn’t it feel like celebrities have been just jetting from one beach to another? For Jude and Sienna, it’s their reconciliation holiday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 5, 2010 11:49:31 Posted at August 5, 2010 11:49:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

THIS. Is the best thing my life today. Little nerd Jakey! (Dlisted)

Love the fact that she wears white panties (The Superficial)

Oh please. In 6 months they’ll be back together with their own show (Popeater)

Hate Rossum, really love her trainers. But can you work out in them? (Hollywood Tuna)

I screamed during this trailer. Katie Holmes might have a hit on her hands. (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon in a cute hat and boyfriend khakis (Pop Sugar)

See? Every day there are more Lilo pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Renee Zellweger works out in a padded push up bra? (Popoholic)

Read this about Nick Cannon’s life with Mimi and tell me he doesn’t sound hypnotised and stoned (

Shockingly, shockingly normal... for 5 minutes (Go Fug Yourself)

The real Barbra

August 5, 2010 10:19:33 Posted at August 5, 2010 10:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston as Barbra Streisand in Harper’s Bazaar made headlines everywhere yesterday. And then the real Barbra showed up a gala for the Cedars-Sinai Heart Institute Women’s Centre last night just to make sure we know her highlights are better than Jen’s. Please. The broad looks great. Full Story

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