Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 09:26:07 December 23, 2010 09:26:07

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

GOOPY & Beysus NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 09:02:00 December 23, 2010 09:02:00

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey Gyllenhaal out with his love life too. So of course GOOPy’s NYE plans are better than yours. Full Story

Keira & Rupert over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 08:31:13 December 23, 2010 08:31:13

UK gossips are reporting that after five years, Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend are over. As you know, British gossips aren’t exactly reliable. And they’ve probably based this story simply on the fact that Rupert showed up at an event recently without her, his mother on his arm instead, noting that things haven’t been well for a while. Full Story

Flying home for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 07:57:37 December 23, 2010 07:57:37

You know, Granny Freeze usually flies private. And yet she was photographed leaving Sydney today with Keith Urban swinging little Sunday Rose between them, blissed out and so in love, headed for home for the holidays. Oh right. And she’s currently promoting a movie called Rabbit Hole for which she’s expected to be Oscar-nominated. Full Story

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December 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 07:37:01 December 23, 2010 07:37:01

This is for AJ in Baghdad serving in the US Army – yours was my favourite note yesterday. THANK YOU for making my smut a part of your military downtime. Be safe, Happy Holidays, come home soon, and love to you for what you do. Deb! You’re the first to ever ask for Scott Bakula and Barry Manilow. Full Story

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Let’s tie at Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 13:04:21 December 22, 2010 13:04:21

This is for my cousin Cat. I miss her. Especially at Christmas as she’s in Toronto and Jacek and I alternate our holidays – one year here in Vancouver, one year back home. Cat loves Rafael Nadal. And here he is with Roger Federer today posing at a press conference in support of their respective charities. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: Player-Coach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 12:30:51 December 22, 2010 12:30:51

This is the first still from the upcoming Crazy, Stupid, Love starring Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling. I can’t wait to see him in a comedy. And with a killer wardrobe. It might be too much. I mean this photo, this photo is almost too much. So now we know a little about the plot. Steve’s wife (played by Julianne Moore) cheats on him. Full Story

It was more than just a ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 11:44:53 December 22, 2010 11:44:53

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 11:20:25 December 22, 2010 11:20:25

HOW do I get myself an umbrella like this? And do I need to be a billionaire? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s next million dollar lawsuit (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston breaking up with Chelsea Handler? No. But she wants you to THINK she broke up with Chelsea Handler (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement models in some magazine (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo D’s pre-Christmas Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Tom Hardy is shirtless with longer hair (Just Jared)

More photos of Hot Harry on a Horse and his flirt game (Cele|bitchy)

So...they’re bonding over cupcakes and they’ll throw them up together after? (OK Magazine)

Lilo gives us a nipple for Christmas (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ebola and that douche who looks like that murderer Scott Peterson go somewhere (Celebuzz)