Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 08:13:05 December 29, 2010 08:13:05

Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the imminent engagement on its cover. Full Story

A Very Porny Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 07:45:34 December 29, 2010 07:45:34

My Porny Jessica Simpson just celebrated her first Christmas with golddigger Eric Johnson. According to her Twitter, they were at her parents’, and she called him the “perfect” addition. Because, even though she runs an almost billion dollar business, she’ll always be the second class citizen in a relationship. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 13:17:31 December 28, 2010 13:17:31

William and Kate will scrub their own toilets (Dlisted)

Bar Christmas without Leo. Cue up the breakup rumours (The Superficial)

WHAT????? You’re telling me there was no one more interesting than her ass in 2010??? (Popeater)

I honestly don’t know why anyone would want breasts like this (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney’s Christmas present from The Italian Queen: a flesh coloured bikini (Pop Sugar)

Thor marries Adrien Brody’s ex. Well that didn’t take long. Was there a shotgun at that wedding? (Just Jared)

Lilo’s out in a week. Where’s she moving? (Cele|bitchy)

Three Whiskers Orly gets butchy! (Socialite Life)

Were JLove and Samantha Micelli ever on a show together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Courteney Cox tries to convince you she’s not f-cking her co-star (I'm Not Obsessed)

Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:48:32 December 28, 2010 10:48:32

Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of a stock market crash, or a government collapse. It would usher in a new celebrity world order in the aftermath of great upheaval. Full Story

She’s not allowed to have friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:26:00 December 28, 2010 10:26:00

I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my data all night. So I have no access to my inbox, just webmail (accessing only emails over the last 24 hours), and I’m using his laptop which was my previous laptop. Full Story

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Natalie Portman will be pregnant at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 08:52:00 December 28, 2010 08:52:00

Natalie Portman confirmed this weekend that she and choreographer/dancer Benjamin Millepied are expecting and engaged. Portman is considered a lock for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And she’s been workin’ it a lot more than Annette Bening too. Perhaps a baby will be enough to overcome No Strings Attached, her upcoming January release with Ashton Kutcher. Full Story

Skinny doesn’t cure stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 08:15:26 December 28, 2010 08:15:26

Kelly Osbourne has spent the last several months telling us how much happier she is now that she’s skinny. Well now there’s a great message. Unfortunately, thinness in this case, and in most cases, doesn’t necessarily lead to enlightenment. And slender Kelly seems to be as stupid as not-slender Kelly, especially as it relates to matters of the heart. Full Story

Ryan Gosling: home for the holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 07:29:08 December 28, 2010 07:29:08

Thanks to Jackie for sending along this photo of Ryan Gosling taken this weekend at a Best Buy in Burlington, Ontario. He came home for the holiday. He actually comes home more than you think. He’s just stealth about his movements and savvy enough to stay off the pap radar at LAX. It’s possible. Full Story

Daniel & Rachel’s funky timeline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 07:08:16 December 28, 2010 07:08:16

After several weeks of speculations, we know now that TMZ was right. When they broke news that Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky were splitting, they also very subtly suggested that Daniel Craig was behind it: “…sources tell TMZ Rachel has been linked to "James Bond" star Daniel Craig for months. Full Story