Are you flying back for Britney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 12:29:03 August 26, 2011 12:29:03

Madonna is vacationing with family and friends in the South of France. This includes her boyfriend Brahim. There they are, her kids, her boyfriend, frolicking in the Mediterranean. Does Madonna not do bikinis anymore? You’d think that if she’s ok with doing a man less than half her age, doing a bikini wouldn’t be a thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 11:29:28 August 26, 2011 11:29:28

Sinead need a dick. For real. She needs a dick. (Dlisted)

Ricky Gervais got all skinny to be Jesus (The Superficial)

My people hate Lady Gaga and boy bands (Wonderwall)

Celebrities can ride bikes in high heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Ryder enjoying London (Pop Sugar)

This woman is charitable, but she is DUMB. (Just Jared)

Oh f-ck WHY??? Katherine Heigl is NOT Kathleen Turner!!! (Cele|bitchy)

A very Bieber Christmas! (E! Online)

I think I would have a better chance pitching a screenplay (Evil Beet Gossip)

Um, I may have been playing with my hair and stroking my neck while watching this (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hold hands! (And Black Cod/Sablefish)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 10:30:40 August 26, 2011 10:30:40

What a greedy bitch I am. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield papped together for the first time in a non work situation and, ever unsatisfied, I want more. I want holding hands. Sorry. I will stop. And be satisfied that ... OMG they went out for dinner at Nobu in Malibu last night like boyfriend and girlfriend and I love them so much! I do, I really, really do. Full Story

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What I’m obsessed with today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 09:58:45 August 26, 2011 09:58:45

And will be all weekend. And for weeks to come. It’s Charlotte Gainsbourgh’s video for Terrible Angels. The EP will be released on September 6. You know when you love someone so much you might say - I want to be her...? I don’t want to be her. I would be unworthy of being her. She is the coolest motherf-cking sh-t EVER. Full Story

Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter split

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 09:33:08 August 26, 2011 09:33:08

I like Derek Jeter a lot. I like the way he conducts himself professionally. I like how he plays his game. I like his consistency. I like his drive. I like that he didn’t have 5 kids by the time he was 22. This is always what I say to Jacek about hockey players. I don’t know if it’s the small town-ness of hockey players but so many of them have 5 kids before they turn 25. Full Story

Did she bring her pillow?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 08:54:52 August 26, 2011 08:54:52

Exclusive Blake Lively turned 24 years old yesterday. She was in New York. Her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio was in Australia shooting The Great Gatsby.However... I’m told Blake boarded a flight from NY to Hong Kong. You know, Hong Kong connects to Australia... He wants her to visit him on set? How did she DO that? Attached - file photo of Blake at LAX. Full Story

Carey, Tobey, no Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 07:51:36 August 26, 2011 07:51:36

Carey Mulligan is indeed in Australia working on The Great Gatsby. Last night she stepped out with Tobey Maguire and some friends to see Can We Talk About This at the Sydney Opera House. Leonardo DiCaprio was not with them. Or, if he was, he wasn’t photographed. I wonder if going to a play is Leo’s down time thing. Full Story

Sears Back to School, we all go back to school

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 07:40:00 August 26, 2011 07:40:00

New Johnny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 06:59:20 August 26, 2011 06:59:20

What a great way to end the week. Finally! The Rum Diary has a trailer! The press release arrived in my inbox this morning, just before 9am. Of course I clicked on the clip link immediately. It’s his voice that reached me first. His voiceover. A deep sexy drawl. It makes up for what you don’t want to see if you look too closely at his face. Full Story

August 26, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 06:42:27 August 26, 2011 06:42:27

Happy 24th Birthday Kate! I understand you and I are sharing Jordan Staal? You have an advantage. You’re in the age range at least! Good luck with the opportunity that may move you to Toronto, even though Jenna will miss you so much! To Lisa W in Fredericton, NB - Happy Birthday with love from Becky. Full Story

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Apparently Simon Cowell wants to be preserved. While promoting X Factor, he revealed that he plans to be cryogenically frozen so that, say, in 500 years or so, if/when humans have invented the technology to reverse aging and delay death, he might be brought back to life.  Read Full Intro