October 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 25, 2010 06:24:56 Posted at October 25, 2010 06:24:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keira! Attention Keira! What a great friend you were helping Dani propose to Jen in Maui so memorably. So there’s no question then – you HAVE to be part of the day. And Jen has asked me to ask you: Will you be her bridesmaid? Happy Birthday Jen with love from Jo! The Pattinson pillow girls! I am still laughing about this, and your offer! Jo requested for you some Pattinson, of course, and some Johnny Depp and RDJ. Full Story

Friday, October 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Great. So they fired Mel Gibson from The Hangover 2 after Zach Galifianakis and several others protested his involvement. Initially it’s like – oh yay, he’s gone, for once they did the right thing! But then after a while director Todd Phillips’s statement starts to grate: “I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov (of Warner Bros) and his team.  Read Full Intro

Here’s a sign that you’re done

October 22, 2010 13:24:17 Posted at October 22, 2010 13:24:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek It’s been a while since I’ve written and because this piece lacks a boob analysis component and I’ll largely be speaking out of my ass if I attempt to put much more than the basic facts into it, I’ll keep this quick. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 22, 2010 13:02:32 Posted at October 22, 2010 13:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s in the air en route to LA. This might be it for the day and if so, enjoy your weekends and we’ll see you on Monday. Meanwhile check out what our friends are saying.  - Jacek

Get it right, dumbass. Heroin. Not crack! (Dlisted)

If the music sucks, show some titty! (The Superficial)

Lynch is far from alone in this pic. Those don’t look comfortable either (Popeater)

Blake lively looking tired (Hollywood Tuna)

Mayer in New York. We share a love for track pants apparently. (Pop Sugar)

Ian Somerhalder & Paul Wesley in VF (Celebuzz)

Kate Moss pimping lingerie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Barack’s message about recent bullying cases (Just Jared)

She’d drive me to quit (INO)

Jared Leto looking like a crack addict with his shirt off (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey in his undershirt

October 22, 2010 11:56:59 Posted at October 22, 2010 11:56:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I guess it's not really an undershirt but it's closer to an undershirt than a silk shirt and when I see him in it, well, you know, there's some imagining. This is Jake Gyllenhaal at a screening for Love and Other Drugs in New York last night, early promotion for the film before its release in November. Full Story

Tom Hardy's Canadian tuxedo

October 22, 2010 10:52:42 Posted at October 22, 2010 10:52:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, he's in Canada. Tom Hardy returned to Vancouver after a very, very brief trip (just a few hrs) to LA to get right back to work on This Means War. Am told that the purpose of the quick travel was indeed to finalise the Batman deal. A question came up yesterday during the TV LiveBlog about Jonathan Rhys Myers. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished

October 22, 2010 10:46:44 Posted at October 22, 2010 10:46:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked car and left the scene (dude I was scared!). Full Story

Taking turns on Black Swan

October 22, 2010 08:53:11 Posted at October 22, 2010 08:53:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Black Swan day at the London Film Festival. Here’s Mila Kunis with Vincent Cassel and Darren Aronofsky at the photocall. If memory serves, this is the first time she’s been on promotional duty for the film, having been tied up on another project during previous festival showings. Full Story

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Claire Danes is British now

October 22, 2010 08:45:44 Posted at October 22, 2010 08:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Did you notice it at the Emmy’s? That faintly weird accent she’s sporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna have also adopted. It’s the accent of the Newly British. Claire Danes thinks she’s British now. Full Story

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The people around Porny...and her ex-husband

October 22, 2010 08:13:34 Posted at October 22, 2010 08:13:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection towards Porny while they were leaving, leaning in from behind with the cameras in their faces, recognising a moment where he’d be extra needed. Full Story

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On Turbans, Capes, and Roommates

October 22, 2010 07:37:43 Posted at October 22, 2010 07:37:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Thanks to everyone for your style questions, I will try my best to get to each one of them. They’ve been great so keep em’ coming! And if you have any non-style questions questions that just need another opinion, I’m your bitch for that too! Dear Sasha, Two years ago I was living in Australia and found this amazing turban while shopping for fascinators. Full Story