The way J loves B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 09:33:00 May 27, 2011 09:33:00

All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ve sh-t on Beyonce before because, well, if you pull a douchebag diva move, you’re going to get called. Full Story

What`s cute to old people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 08:36:38 May 27, 2011 08:36:38

Jacek and I were driving around the neighbourhood yesterday. There`s a high school nearby and in the afternoon, the kids are always out killing a few hours before they have to get home. A boy and a girl were sitting outside a coffee house. They could not have been more than 16, 17 tops. She was on his lap, facing out, his arms were wrapped around hers, her head leaning back on his, blissed out, they were both really, really attractive, like a Gap ad or something, and I, like an old perv, immediately started awwwww-ing them as we passed by, almost as though it were a tourist attraction. Full Story

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The beigest scandal ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 07:48:00 May 27, 2011 07:48:00

It has all the elements of Great Gossip: an actress, a director, a supermodel, a mystery pregnancy… And then you find out it’s about January Jones and the whole story gets a downgrade, from Great Gossip to Just Gossip, if that. Beige Gossip is what it is. Anyway, E!Online’s Ted Casablanca posted an exclusive yesterday about X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn acting all kinds of suspicious about January Jones’s pregnancy. Full Story

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One of Testino’s favourites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 06:55:10 May 27, 2011 06:55:10

Kate Winslet doesn’t go out every night in New York. Hardly. But she stepped out last night to honour Mario Testino at the El Museo Del Barrio Gala. As you know, Testino is responsible for what Prince William regards as the best photos ever taken of his mother. For that reason, he asked Testino to shoot his engagement portraits. Full Story

May 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 06:40:30 May 27, 2011 06:40:30

Maud! Happy 25th Birthday with love from your sister Camille. First of all, I LOVE your names, Maud and Camille. Second, don’t make me scold you for feeling bummed out about being a quarter of a century. And third, Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm are toasting you today. Enjoy! Happy 21st Birthday on Sunday Emily! Amy tells me you two are in your third year at Oxford and studying for finals which start on Monday. Full Story

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night I saw the trailer for New Girl with Zooey Deschanel and I really, really liked it. So I emailed Duana, “I really, really liked the New Girl trailer with Zooey Deschanel. Are you disappointed in me?” As of this writing she’d yet to reply.  Read Full Intro

Spider-Man is single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 13:48:15 May 26, 2011 13:48:15

Not surprisingly, really. On many levels. First, they’re in their mid 20s and they’ve been together forever. Like over 3 years. It’s just… in that business… even in real life… I’m just saying a lot of change happens. Especially when the change involves one person becoming super successful, and then finding himself on the brink of superstardom. Full Story

GOOP on the A List & Wood Burning Ovens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 13:08:18 May 26, 2011 13:08:18

This week’s GOOP is about pizza. Which I’m actually eating right now as I’m writing. It’s Dr Oetker which is a LOT easier than what G is telling me to do with her dough kneading and other various gourmet kitchen activities. Having said that, there are pictures. Of her doing the dough kneading and even a shot of her wood burning oven that she had built in her yard. Full Story

TV Live Blog - Thursday, May 26, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 11:55:17 May 26, 2011 11:55:17

The Upfronts happened! Shows were acquired and rejected! Sarah Michelle Gellar will be on the CW! The Ringer, Hart of Dixie (Rachel Bilson, really?), the aforementioned New Girl with Zooey Deschanel, which I SO MUCH want to love, Claire Danes is back on tv, and a lot more – Duana’s here to break it all down and we’ll liveblog a little True Blood too. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 10:58:46 May 26, 2011 10:58:46

We are stuck with this guy. Probably forever. (The Superficial)

How long before the paps somehow find themselves inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house? (Dlisted)

The Mighty Oprah just said goodbye. And… she’ll be back. Sooner than you think. (Popeater)

WANT Hilary Duff’s cute blue BLUE jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Another celebrity going on about how hard she works, and the “long” hours (Pop Sugar)

Newlyweds Caleb Followill and Lily Aldridge do a Crazy Horse dinner (Just Jared)

You know, I actually enjoyed Country Bitch on Idol last night (Popoholic)

Seriously the most RIDICULOUS and DUMBASS quote you will read all week. These two belong together. (Celebuzz)

Robert Pattinson visualises a future with a wife (Evil Beet Gossip)

Gillian Anderson. This is bad. (Go Fug Yourself)