18 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 12:30:00 February 9, 2011 12:30:00

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 12 I’m a pretty bad procrastinator – though I’ve learned to manage it much better over the years – and know a little bit about the psychology of it. Basically, procrastinators avoid doing tasks because of the potential for them not to go well. Full Story

Shopping & Business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 11:57:55 February 9, 2011 11:57:55

Duana, Michelle, and I went to Paris for 4 days on a work trip. After that it was off to London. We always write to each other, notes through the day, like – remember when we went to Paris and London? Slumber parties in hotel rooms, eating too much, drinking always, and a few crazy Russian journalists whose drama we could not get enough of. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 11:12:51 February 9, 2011 11:12:51

WHAT IS THIS F-CKERY and HOW DID this HAPPEN??? It’s Elizabeth Taylor!!! (Dlisted)

See? The princess life just wasn’t as fun as the movie star one (The Superficial)

Christina Aguilera says she’ll come back hard at the Grammys. You believe? (Popeater)

Minka Kelly has a #1 movie. Does that sound right to you? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashton’s No Strings in Paris (Pop Sugar UK)

What happens when you put Taylor Swift’s hair on Avril Lavigne (Just Jared)

Look, I love Christina Hendricks, but pictures of her kissing her husband skeeve me out (Cele|bitchy)

What Taylor Momsen wore to see Justin Bieber (Celebuzz)

There’s something very brave about Mischa Barton’s wearing of bad pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Priorities: Hair, then responsibility. You know. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Love without Sue or Schue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 09:58:30 February 9, 2011 09:58:30

Written by Duana First of all, let me admit, again, that I am a couple of things. One – a former jazz-choir geek. Two – a Lea Michele apologist. So - does it make me biased if I say I have Rachel’s blue dress that she wore in the last half of the episode? And I love it? So Puck is falling in love with Lauren, and this is a revelation somehow? Because she's bigger? This makes me crazy, but they make up for it by letting Lauren be uninterested in Puck. Full Story

Ashlee Simpson files for divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 09:39:11 February 9, 2011 09:39:11

She’s 26. They’ve been married almost 3 years. Her sister Jessica was also married about the same amount of time to Nick Lachey. She split from him at 25. Young marriages, you know? Ashlee and Pete Wentz however have a child. They were photographed just a month ago, seemingly fine, with Bronx in LA. Full Story

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Sports Illustrated Housewife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 08:49:00 February 9, 2011 08:49:00

The famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will be released next week. The much hyped cover will be announced Monday, specifically the lucky girl who has been chosen for it. Brooklyn Decker, currently costarring with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in Just Go With It, as her crazy ass body in a bikini dominates every trailer, is said to be the most likely candidate. Full Story

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You Are Good For Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 08:29:13 February 9, 2011 08:29:13

Amazing article this morning on Alex Pettyfer from The Hollywood Reporter. This is where Janice Min’s touch has made a difference. As for Alex Pettyfer – we’re just over a week from I Am Number Four, his major introduction, after which he’s supposed to be considered among the top young talent in Hollywood with the star quality to back up his good looks…and already a massive ego that usually goes along with that combination. Full Story

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JailBaits & Skinny Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 08:02:37 February 9, 2011 08:02:37

Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Jen, Justin… and Tila!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 07:33:44 February 9, 2011 07:33:44

As noted earlier, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Bieber have movies opening this weekend. Both attended their premieres last night too. Bieber was in LA on the carpet for Never Say Never. The Will Smith Family showed up too. And Miley Cyrus. And Selena Gomez. Over in New York, Jennifer Aniston showed off her legs in a black dress with a sheer skirt. Full Story

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Heading for the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 06:53:15 February 9, 2011 06:53:15

They’re on Sunday. And it would be a shocker if Colin Firth didn’t win Best Actor for his performance in The King’s Speech. Aside from his category though, there will be more a little more suspense at the BAFTAs than the Oscars. You know, the BAFTAs gave a lot more love to Inception than The Fighter. Full Story

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February 9, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 06:20:29 February 9, 2011 06:20:29

AJ! I’m sorry to hear about the gallbladder. Between your gallbladder and my poo, we are missing steak together. Comforting in a way, non? As for the nurses watching Oprah – I dare you, next time, to tell them that Rachel Green wants a bump every weekend more than she wants a kid, see what they say. Full Story