Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, August 3, 2010

August 3, 2010 12:05:00 Posted at August 3, 2010 12:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were some comedic moments in Salt too, non? The Weekly Live Blog comes to you from Vegas this week as I’m at once trying to avoid and irresistibly drawn to the skank trash titty action parading down at the pool. Speaking of which, we should discuss further this Casey Affleck situation too. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 3, 2010 11:33:52 Posted at August 3, 2010 11:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried Nipples…but at least her scalp isn’t crawling out to the cameras (The Superficial)

A true translation of Lindsay Lohan’s crank speak (Dlisted)

In 9 months, you’ll be able to pay to go see Bieber’s Fever in 3D (Popeater)

Shelfy’s amazingly toned ass (Hollywood Tuna)

My favourite quote from this JLo article is about how she works it at home (Just Jared)

Gwen and Gavin and their cute boys on the beach (Pop Sugar)

Nude model for Givenchy (Drunken Stepfather)

She looks like Lauren Conrad right? (Popoholic)

It’s more embarrassing that Lindsay Lohan thinks posing for photos now is the same as acting (The Blemish)

Country Bitch Carrie Underwood dresses like Jenny Humphrey – true! (Go Fug Yourself)

But will there be a story?

August 3, 2010 11:01:21 Posted at August 3, 2010 11:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well... it’s a Michael Bay movie. Transformers 3 continues to shoot in Chicago – here’s Shia LaBeouf in a suit taking a break on set yesterday. So cute. Also Patrick Dempsey and Shia earlier in July and on the weekend shooting a post-destruction scene. They have similar hair, non? Yeah Patrick Dempsey is in this mess too. Full Story

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Nicole & Joel are OK

August 3, 2010 10:00:02 Posted at August 3, 2010 10:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed hand in hand on the way to an art show yesterday. Aside from their Twitter correspondence, which has been regular and unremarkable, the two have kept it quiet as a couple and then of course Star Magazine reported that Joel was cheating on claims that some DJ saw it go down, only that DJ totally denied the report. Full Story

The King of Comedy

August 3, 2010 09:33:32 Posted at August 3, 2010 09:33:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah The first time I saw Will Ferrell was at a comedy showcase in Los Angeles. Ten stand-ups, me included, were invited to perform for an industry crowd. TV execs, studio reps, and agents were the only invitees--the absolute worst crowd a comic could ever go in front of. Full Story

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Prospera is busy

August 3, 2010 08:34:46 Posted at August 3, 2010 08:34:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have a look at Helen Mirren yesterday on the New York set of Arthur starring Russell Brand. She plays his nanny or something. Now that is not a Lara Flynn Boyle face, is it? I see age on that face. A LOT of age. And is age a bad thing? Well, let’s consider what’s going on with Helen Mirren. Full Story

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How does this happen?

August 3, 2010 08:09:24 Posted at August 3, 2010 08:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seven years ago, Lara Flynn Boyle was parading around on the red carpet at the Golden Globe Awards in a tutu skinny as f-ck and denying there were problems. Now? Her face is falling down. Like literally sagging off her bones. From the weight of whatever it is that she’s pumped into it. This is Lara Flynn Boyle at the Farmer’s Market in LA on Sunday. Full Story

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Winona’s day off

August 3, 2010 07:37:55 Posted at August 3, 2010 07:37:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it’s growing up when she was at the height of her fame, whenever there’s a Winona Ryder sighting, I always care. She was photographed in New York yesterday, shopping, out and about, maybe that’s her boyfriend, and she looks alright, all things considered, and certainly MUCH better than Lara Flynn Boyle. Full Story

Monday, August 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We are still in Vegas. Spent all day yesterday at the Euro pool at the Encore where, on this occasion, as my friend Lo declared, Tara Reid was apparently the patron saint. Franken tits everywhere. Like, are the scars supposed to be that prominent? At noon they were refusing to pay for their exclusive cabana lounge chairs ($500/day + fee for the cabana), promising the manager that they’d remain topless if he’d pro-rate them instead for the duration of their stay.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 2, 2010 12:09:59 Posted at August 2, 2010 12:09:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gisele Bundchen, sanctimonious mother. But her kid was born toilet trained and perfect. So she’s better than you. (Dlisted)

Oh look. She’s eating a penis pop and you’re making her rich (The Superficial)

Um, aside from Jon Hamm, we ALL need to work for Mad Men (Popeater)

Who’s paying for this if Kanye quit her? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks gives daddy kisses and waves. So cute. (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz: the douchiest looking putting stance ever (Pop Sugar)

Justin Timberlake’s bad acting kissing. Awkward. (ASL)

Kelly sandwiched by famewhores (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The travelling children of Madonna (INO)

The Chosen One wants the Jolie to cut her hair (Cele|bitchy)