Globes Best: Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:57:03 January 17, 2011 11:57:03

Well, as previously noted, Ryan Gosling’s scrunch face knocked him off the top spot. That leaves Robert Pattinson. It was a beautifully cut blue suit. He wore it well. There was no mother hip action. And while there was some open mouth posing action, in addition to some Miley mouth pout action too, overall it was a good effort… even though from some angles his eyes seem too far apart. Full Story

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A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:42:04 January 17, 2011 11:42:04

It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in my mind, I had to look it up. Full Story

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Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:33:22 January 17, 2011 11:33:22

This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean the whole night… Drool, right? I can’t hate it. Full Story

Best Lady BFFs: ANNETTE BENING/JULIANNE MOORE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:21:18 January 17, 2011 11:21:18

Written by Duana I’d like to apologize to you all for my overuse of CAPSLOCK last night on the liveblog and this morning. When I get a little excited and Lea Michele about the whole thing, the only way I know to express it is through caps. Full Story

Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:06:27 January 17, 2011 11:06:27
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It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is called. Full Story

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Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:51:54 January 17, 2011 10:51:54

Written by Duana Anyone who knows me or has been reading anything I’m allowed to write here knows I’ve got no time for cutesy-poos. I am not a Portman fan, though that’s well-documented elsewhere. I have very little time for anyone that most people think is gorgeous and precious and delicate – Claire Danes can, at times, fall into this category, as can Dianna Agron. Full Story

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Globe Downey over Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:42:18 January 17, 2011 10:42:18

Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told all the ladies he wanted to f-ck them, while Johnny sat uncomfortably at his table, on this night we give it to RDJ. Full Story

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Mad Men Girls at the Globes: Jones (& Moss)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:27:59 January 17, 2011 10:27:59

Written by Duana Did you see January Jones? Did you love it? Did you see her reminding you, in case you forgot, why all the Walking Deads and the Boardwalk Empires in the world will not sway you from your original cable network love? Aside from the two very obvious reasons up front, Jones is awesome because she’s angling for something so different than the other girls. Full Story

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Globes Worst Bow Tie: Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:03:50 January 17, 2011 10:03:50

He is a fine looking man. But he got out of his car, live on camera, and Lara and Michelle straight up shouted at the same time in shock over his little bitsy bow tie. This … became a distraction. It also made his head look huge. Now you know how this hurts me. I can’t bear how much it hurts me. Full Story

Best Young BFFs: Mila Kunis & Emma Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 09:51:57 January 17, 2011 09:51:57

There was a moment right before a commercial break. They were standing together, jumping up and down and squeeing – it was the cutest thing ever. Culkins! Mila, as you can see, was exquisite. But for that French Twist. The green, however, was a showstopper. And a lot better than what she chose for the Critics’ Choice Awards. Full Story

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Best Cutaways: Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 09:31:28 January 17, 2011 09:31:28

Written by Duana Lea Michele is, in a manner of speaking, what I want for Christmas 2011. Soft spot? For the overdramatic emoting singer who’s 24 going on 17? Me? What do you mean? Okay, first things first. I do kind of love her. That is, I love that she’s unabashedly delighted with being on a hit show and red carpets and isn’t all “Oh but BROADWAY” and guys, she LOVES dressing up and she loves to win and she’s only the same age as Leighton, who’s certainly had some clothing biffs this year. Full Story

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