“Half of everything” looks great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 07:36:51 March 10, 2011 07:36:51

Remember he said that? Remember Sean Penn told The Hollywood Reporter that: "I got practical issues, like everyone else...I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it's not like I don't have to work." (Source Full Story

March 10, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 07:29:00 March 10, 2011 07:29:00

Melissa! Happy Birthday! I hear you’ve been a little down…? Carlee says you’re “one of the most amazing people I know” so it’s not right for someone like you to be down. Especially not now. Always, always, always start a new year, on your birthday, with good spirits. Full Story

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Haven’t had a chance yet to watch Glee but Duana’s recap is on the way and judging from what many of you have been writing to me on email and Twitter, I take it Gwyneth was a disaster? I’ve been able to piece together a few details that include masturbation and Jessica Seinfeld.  Read Full Intro

Porny time in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 14:21:34 March 9, 2011 14:21:34

Porny and her KFed are in Paris. The photo agency is trying to tell me it’s all romantic and sh-t. Paris is indeed romantic. Paris was probably, so far, the best trip Jacek and I have ever taken. It was London first, then Paris, then the South of France, then Poland. And in Paris, walking everywhere, or taking the metro, and eating constantly, and drinking wine, and seeing everything, and he loved the Eiffel Tower so much, especially at night when it lights up – yeah we’re cheesy gross tourists – it was full on bliss all the time, every single day. Full Story

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Daniel & Rachel public in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 13:28:21 March 9, 2011 13:28:21

They were first photographed together confirming their situation over the Christmas holiday in London. Then it was Valentine’s Day in New York. Last night they went out for dinner in LA. The first shot of them in the same frame in 3 months, obviously still at it. Looks like they’re attempting to make it work long distance-y. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 11:58:32 March 9, 2011 11:58:32

Jared Followill – from Ashley Greene to Miley Cyrus: upgrade or downgrade? It’s a classic sh-t vs diarrhoea debate! (Dlisted

Anyone who WANTS to be his goddess deserves to be his goddess (The Superficial)

The Warlock has no cash money??? (Popeater)

Sofia Vergara. Isn’t that enough? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen & Gavin 14 years? Has it been that long? Why is life so fast? (Pop Sugar)

Um, are we SURE we want this girl representing Women’s Health? (Just Jared)

Haven’t even read this bullsh-t yet but the visual of the Brange kids giving their parents the beatdown is kinda hilarious (Cele|bitchy)

Who should Gaga collaborate with next? (Buzznet)

This is legal now but that doesn’t mean it’s right (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Duana says redeemed yesterday’s Glee (Towleroad)

Two Katnisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 11:12:37 March 9, 2011 11:12:37

Well this is interesting. Today in Paris at Miu Miu, Jennifer Lawrence and Hailee Steinfeld, both vying for the role of Katniss in The Hunger Games, turned up for the show. I’m sorry…I know we’re fighting on this, but Hailee still isn’t my Katniss Everdeen. I’ve been trying. Full Story

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Front Row Emma & Alex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 10:28:12 March 9, 2011 10:28:12

In Paris today at Louis Vuitton. You know I love Emma Stone so much. And it’s great now that she’s becoming some kind of fashion girl. And the next step I suppose is for a fashion house or a cosmetics company to sign her. That’s exactly what her agents are trying to line up. Trust. I can’t say however that I love this look. Full Story

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Sex Education

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 09:28:58 March 9, 2011 09:28:58

Written by Duana You guys, you guys. I knew before going in that this episode was about teen sexuality. And this is a hot-button issue for me: I can get on my high horse with no problem about sex education and how much more is required and what we expect teens to get by on. Full Story

Mel B, Fitness Week, and more workouts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 08:54:44 March 9, 2011 08:54:44

Mel B is promoting her own workout dvd. She was in London yesterday on a morning chat show selling the video and then at the launch of International Fitness Week March 14 – 21 at Old Spitalfields Market. Not really feeling her makeup right now. Is it the lips? Anyway, I think this is what she does now. Full Story

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Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 08:02:47 March 9, 2011 08:02:47

This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not likely – he’s not going to land on the cover of a tabloid magazine. Full Story