JLH > Justin Timberlake? Well... Scarlett’s single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 09:43:25 December 15, 2010 09:43:25

Well... it depends how you see it. Where did all this “Oscar buzz” for Justin Timberlake originate anyway? Like I said the other day, whoever it was that was even suggesting it should be embarrassed. He is a joke in The Social Network. Which is why, since the Golden Globe nominations were a joke too, I suppose you could say he was snubbed for one. Full Story

What’s with the white?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 08:09:00 December 15, 2010 08:09:00

My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’t crush? If anything, at least in that dress, all we remember is that that’s Gwyneth Paltrow, always the thinnest and the tallest, and the most popular. Full Story

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You can take the corner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:40:00 December 15, 2010 07:40:00

Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:16:30 December 15, 2010 07:16:30

I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina Jolie like this and I want to hit something. Full Story

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About that breakup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 06:55:02 December 15, 2010 06:55:02

I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Full Story

December 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 06:48:59 December 15, 2010 06:48:59

Baby Jane! Heard you broke something and it’s an all around giant suck right now. M wants you to know you are a Superstar. That she is “over the moon” proud of you...for EVERYTHING that has gone down in 2010. This little mishap only means it’s the end of a transformative year. Full Story

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I get it that it’s a massive clusterf-ck of stars. And that you want the biggest and brightest ones there. At least that seems to be the philosophy with the Golden Globes. But for the most part, in recent years, they’ve tried, harder, to make it not so obvious.  Read Full Intro

Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 14:32:12 December 14, 2010 14:32:12

Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked out. Mimi’s sh-t needs to be glistening. Full Story

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Separation Season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 13:53:27 December 14, 2010 13:53:27

So many breakups. Yesterday it was Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. Today it’s two names on a muuuuch bigger scale. This article is about Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. But come back tomorrow and I’ll have more for you on Hall and Carpenter. It’s complicated. Probably a lot more complicated than Scarjo and Ryan. Full Story

JLH’s Happy Ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 13:05:46 December 14, 2010 13:05:46

They always say, when they get up there, after their name has been called, that they are so honoured to have been nominated with x, y, and z. These days it’s automatic, and in some cases maybe just lip service. But the sentiment, it’s there. To be included among some of the best, especially if Meryl Streep is involved, it should be an incomparable recognition, and it also says something about your own work – that if yours was good enough to stand next to the others, then it must be really, really great. Full Story

Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 12:20:50 December 14, 2010 12:20:50

Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe he’s all like – I grew up on a ranch, I don’t know about these people and their fancy clothes. Full Story

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