January 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:00:53 January 28, 2011 07:00:53

To Alicia from Stacey who says it’s a little crazy at home right now while your husband is in Toronto – the ice cream sounds good, and The Hunger Games speculation sounds good too, but Alex Pettyfer being in it is probably an impossibility. Did you read I Am Number Four? I’ll attach some Dennis Quaid photos for now. Full Story

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

James Franco is hosting the Oscars. He’s also nominated for one. And, well, he WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Which means he’s qualified to offer his opinion on whether or not his film is better than The Social Network. Well of course it is.  Read Full Intro

Ginge without fillers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 16:29:24 January 27, 2011 16:29:24

Julianne Moore did not receive an Oscar nomination this week for her great work in The Kids Are All Right. Another ginge, Nicole Kidman, took that spot. It’s a motherf-cker indeed that Julianne, so brilliant, still doesn’t have one. Just like it is the case for Annette Bening. And chances are, that will continue if Natalie Portman persists being Natalie Portman. Full Story

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Tote Bags, Hair Help, & Heat Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 14:04:23 January 27, 2011 14:04:23

Written by Sasha Sasha, I'm starting a new job this week, and though I'm all for reusable grocery bags, I've decided that I want something cuter (and that closes!) to take things like my notebook, files, kindle, shoes and lunch to work. Full Story

Brazil, you never learn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 12:38:50 January 27, 2011 12:38:50

Last summer at the World Cup, the Dutch took out Brazil, and for Brazilians, losing at the World Cup is tantamount to disaster. Instead of dousing it with a corrosive substance, Brazil fans decided to fraternise with Ebola Paris Hilton. The eventual result? Victory to Spain. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 11:38:33 January 27, 2011 11:38:33

I can’t decide here if Katie Holmes is smirking, or if she’s just tranquilised (The Superficial)

Several possibilities for what John Travolta is doing with his hand (Dlisted)

The Mighty Opes has a screener (Popeater)

Only Leo’s piece could look this good in nude shade lingerie (Hollywood Tuna)

Food poisoning? Or thinnification? (Pop Sugar)

First Bieber, now Willow – Vanity Fair is really offending it’s old subscribers (Just Jared)

Avril Lavigne has a really great body. Too bad about that personality (Popoholic)

Emily Blunt with auburn highlights (Celebuzz)

So…why does Gaga want to smell like the inside of Ebola’s mouth? (The Blemish)

Do you find that everything just looks the same on Diane Kruger? (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth or Amy Chua?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 10:12:19 January 27, 2011 10:12:19

Who do you hate more, Judgy Moms? GOOP for her “A Day in the Life” working mom blog from a couple of weeks ago, or Amy Chua and the challenge to Western parenting that she threw down in her book Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother? Have you read TIME Magazine’s cover story on the Chua Tiger Mother controversy? Click here Full Story

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Scarlett is f-cking everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 09:44:09 January 27, 2011 09:44:09

Unfortunately this is the new reality for Scarlett Johansson. That every time she goes out with a friend, talks to someone at a party, works with another actor, it will mean that she’s f-cking him. When girls like Scarlett are single, bad gossip rates go way up. Earlier this week, Scarjo was linked to Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudeikis, now that he’s no longer dating January Jones. Full Story

Multiple Italian thumb-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 08:52:58 January 27, 2011 08:52:58

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many variations on a thumbs-up. And all delivered so enthusiastically. There’s the double pump, a double pump with a plié, a one thumb, a side thumb, two side thumbs, and a lot of amazing cheese… It’s never a bad day when Cavalli comes out to play. Full Story

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Kate is pregnant, not engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 08:07:09 January 27, 2011 08:07:09

It was reported yesterday, courtesy the ever reliable UK Sun, that Kate Hudson is engaged to Matt Bellamy. Because he and her parents went out for an engagement dinner the other night in London. Kate however taped an appearance on the Graham Norton Show last night and denied the story: “No, no, not that I know of! I don’t like putting that sort of pressure on it and I don’t feel it necessary to get married. Full Story

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WHO’s ELLEN???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 07:31:09 January 27, 2011 07:31:09

Especially when Julia is around… It was Ellen DeGeneres’s 53rd birthday yesterday. And they made a big production of it on her show. Supposedly it was all a surprise; she didn’t know who the guests would be, only that each one would be a mystery. And then Julia Roberts came out first and it became all about her. Full Story

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