They eat Japanese

October 14, 2010 11:39:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 14, 2010 11:07:36 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:07:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah but Kanye probably never wore crocs in his cock shots (The Superficial

The Best.Letter.I.Have.Ever.Read.In.My.Entire.Life.For.All.Time. (Dlisted)

Bieber drops rhymes and disrespects Tom Brady, oh no he didn’t! (Popeater)

Hilary Duff looks amazing in this dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Does Leighton Meester sing better than my GOOPY? (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt smoking (Pop Sugar

Kristen Stewart is tired of Twilight. And why is this surprising? (OK Magazine)

Miley Cyrus gives away her jailbait wardrobe (Celebuzz)

Hayden Panettiere parties in London (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls wonder if Ashlee Simpson might be the next in the breakup wave (Go Fug Yourself)

Brad in silk jammies and the relocation

October 14, 2010 10:25:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 10:25:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First up, click here. You need to spend a few minutes there. It’s the Brange and their children and what’s evidently their morning routine at their residence in Hungary, corralling their children in the yard as Brad Pitt enjoys his morning coffee in a bathrobe and silk pyjama bottoms. Full Story

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Hot Lost

October 14, 2010 09:42:54 Posted at October 14, 2010 09:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lost is over but there’s a double dose of Lost quiveration and goddamn, well, goddamn. First – Daniel Dae Kim in Hawaii where he’s shooting Hawaii Five-O and, um, I like that shot of him getting off the bike. Unfortunately I only have 3 photos. That’s all there was available. So I’m zooming in on his face. Full Story

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Britain’s Brightest

October 14, 2010 08:05:08 Posted at October 14, 2010 08:05:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three of them anyway were on the carpet last night at the UK premiere of Never Let Me Go, all of them with major careers straddling big budget features and small arty projects, two of them just 25, one just 27, two Oscar nominees, and one a strong potential nominee (The Social Network) if you believe the hype so, yeah, it was a fitting way to open the London Film Festival, non? Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley, and Andrew Garfield lit it up last night for a home audience. Full Story

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Porny gets it right and also very wrong

October 14, 2010 07:15:42 Posted at October 14, 2010 07:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively indecent about it. Full Story

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Live with Jon Hamm

October 14, 2010 06:54:41 Posted at October 14, 2010 06:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted earlier, tonight’s 30 Rock will go live. Twice. And both Jon Hamm and Matt Damon will be making guest appearances. Obviously then, Hamm is returning as Dumb Drew. I really love when Liz’s boyfriends get together. Dream, real, whatever, I don’t care. Is Michael Sheen coming along? Please. Full Story

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

People Magazine certainly put that together quickly, non? Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s separation only broke on Monday. Most magazines have to close on Monday night to get to newsstands for Wednesday. And they’ve managed to make it their cover story.  Read Full Intro

No Taupe at Chanel

October 13, 2010 16:32:50 Posted at October 13, 2010 16:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner went to Chanel today in Beverly Hills and left with several bags. I want bags that size full of clothing from Chanel too. If I wore that to Chanel in Vancouver though I probably wouldn’t get the same service. Garner of course as you know from all the pictures the paps take of her with her daughters is a very hands on mom. Full Story

Bruce and The Wasp

October 13, 2010 13:45:09 Posted at October 13, 2010 13:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

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Never waste a great hair day

October 13, 2010 12:42:53 Posted at October 13, 2010 12:42:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It just might be her best physical feature: Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair. I love it. I want it. She has hair that can literally be anything. At least all the things that I’ve always wanted hair to be. This is SJP walking her kid to school today in an amazing blue coat, a purple scarf, a striped dress, and black open toe booties. Full Story

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